Chapter 383: A Dead Bald Man
Gu Santong looked confused, why does this still have anything to do with baldness? Don't tell me that you were defeated by a bald man?
"What the hell is going on? Speaking out makes me happy! Gu Santong had a gloating expression, isn't it, there is nothing more comfortable than seeing the big boss behind the scenes being abused.
If it weren't for Lao Tzu's strength not being so strong, Lao Tzu would have wanted to abuse this dead fat cat!
"Hmph~" The orange cat looked at it coldly, and with one look, Gu Santong was pressed to the ground, and then, it jumped up, and its round body smashed on his back at once.
"Ah~~" Gu Santong screamed, "Why are you so heavy!" Ouch, I can't breathe......"
The orange cat stretched out its cat's paw and slapped a paw on Gu Santong's head, "This is a lesson for you, hum~"
As he spoke, it slowly rolled off the back of the ancient three links, and rolled half a circle on the grass, and there was still half a circle that really couldn't roll over.
Gu Santong got up from the ground with grinned teeth, and he had already scolded the dead cat in his heart, "Damn, in comparison, I still think Xiaoha is more pleasing to the eye." ”
Of course, he only muttered these words in his heart, but did not say them.
The orange cat glanced at him faintly, and the look seemed to be able to see through his inner thoughts, which made him have to immediately recite silently in his heart, "One by one, one by two, one by three, one by three......
Orange Cat: "......"
"Don't waste time, let's sign a contract now!" The orange cat stretched out its paws and pushed the contract over.
The corners of Gu Santong's mouth twitched, "What if I don't sign it?" ”
Hearing this, the orange cat showed a sly smile, "Whether you want to or not, you have to sign today, so, voluntary or forced, you can choose one of the two ways." ”
Ancient three links: "......"
"Ahem, it's okay to sign it, you have to give me back the power I lost first."
"You don't know, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's excellent psychological quality, Lao Tzu would have collapsed a long time ago!"
"So, you give me back the power first!"
The more Gu Santong spoke, the more excited he became, and he almost pounced on it and smoked the orange cat.
The orange cat licked its body, and then, with another slap, knocked the ancient three links over, only to see it jumping up and down like thunder, and scolded angrily: "You are still wronged, who knows my grievances!" Damn, the deity can complete the transformation between the virtual and the real at the sight, and the strength will make a qualitative leap, and then, hang the heavens and all the worlds, but at this time, he killed a dead bald man out of thin air, and forcibly stirred up the deity to arrange a big plan of more than one yuan! ”
"One yuan, according to the earth in your previous life, it is 129,600 years! Everything went down the drain, and my hard work was gone. Not only are these gone, but I also have to suffer from backlash...... If I meet him again, I will definitely eat him bite by bite! ”
"Ahhh
Ancient three links: "......"
You look angry, but for some reason, I'm so happy, I just want to say, well done! Oh, can't let it know what I'm thinking right now, one by one, one by two......
After the orange cat vented fiercely, he grabbed the contract directly, jumped up, and pressed it on the head of Gu Santong, and then saw that the contract turned into a light and entered his mind.
"Lying grass!" Gu Santong was shocked, and hurriedly immersed himself in his mind to check this unknown thing.
I saw that at this time, an orange cat badge appeared in his sea of knowledge, that is, a fat face of an orange cat carved in the hexagon.
As soon as the spirit came into contact with it, a message came.
[You are already the feeding officer of the Nightmare God, please feed on time]
[Feeding instructions: 1. Multiple meals a day, with a minimum of no less than three meals; 2. Food type: mental power, soul power, negative emotions, etc.; 3. Massage, massage is required every day, and the specific matters depend on the mood of the nightmare god ......]
[Welfare of the feeding officer: Meng is justice, as long as the eyes are good, the benefits can be ignored......]
There are all kinds of things, a lot of feeding instructions, after Gu Santong read it, he couldn't help but have a blue tendon on his forehead, is this a grandson?
Mom, pull an egg, what is this for? And that perk......
Sprout...... i.e. justice? Lie to the ghost, Lao Tzu's eyes are not blind, is this fat cat cute? Well, even if it's a little cute, but it's not eye-catching at all, really, a meaty lump, eye-catching fart!
Lao Tzu wants to return the goods, return the goods!
The orange cat glanced at him and said lightly: "You and I have been bound, and there is no way to change it, so you can accept your fate." ”
"Why are you looking for me?" Gu Santong shouted angrily, "You can find someone else, such as those comic fans who entered this time, some of them are still quite strong, aren't they?" ”
The orange cat pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Those people are too scummy, I chose to choose, and I chose you, in fact, when you first used my power fragments to enter the illusion world, I woke up from my slumber, and when you entered the second time, I began to observe you, as for the third time, I picked you." Among so many people, only you kid is special! ”
"......" Gu Santong was about to scold his mother in his heart, "I just felt that when I left for the first time, it felt very strange, anyway, that fantasy spar is a fragment of your power?" ”
"That's right." The orange cat gritted his teeth and said, "Since being destroyed by that dead bald man, my strength has lost its balance, and after barely holding on for a while, I still can't return to the sky, and finally exploded, and my power is scattered towards the universe, as for the spar you said, it was formed after my power collided with the stars in the universe." ”
The corners of Gu Santong's mouth grinned, then he thought about it and said, "That...... Actually, I'm not special at all, really, I don't lie to you, I'm just an ordinary child, and besides, I don't know how to raise cats, so please be smart. ”
"I'm not a cat, I'm the god of nightmares! Plus, my appearance is a standard white tiger! The orange cat yelled in dissatisfaction.
"White ...... White tiger? Gu Santong looked at it dumbfounded, "If the white tiger wants to grow like a cat like you, he will definitely not even dare to go out of the door." Also, Are you color blind? There is no distinction between white and orange! Ah~~"
The orange cat jumped up and landed on Gu Santong's head, and at that moment, Gu Santong seemed to feel that a mountain was pressed on his head and was about to be flattened.
"Who is color blind?" The orange cat asked loudly on the head of the ancient three-way.
"I'm colorblind, you're a white tiger." Gu Santong said without hesitation, hum, a good man doesn't eat the loss in front of him.
Then, Gu Santong hugged the orange cat down, hemp eggs, it's so heavy, this thing is going to lose weight!
Put it on the ground, and only listen to its faint words: "Actually, you are quite special, among the many people who have been pulled into dreams by me like you, you are the only mortal whose strength has been greatly improved, but there is still resistance in your heart, and even when your strength is raised to the peak later, this resistance has not been erased." Tut-tut......"
Gu Santong's heart jumped, "What you said should be ......?"
"That's right, it's just the obsession that keeps pranking you." The orange cat scratched his face and said with a sigh, "It has been reminding you and waking you up, but you have been disturbed by me, so you have always thought that he is making you die, hehe." However, now that you think about it, your subconscious resistance should be the effect of some treasure you got before you were pulled in by me, otherwise it would be impossible for you to resist the Infinite Dream with your mortal will alone. ”
"After all, even the souls of strong people who can wander into the void will gradually sink in my infinite dreams and finally be devoured by me."