Chapter 154: Dogs and Dogs and Crazy Boys
In countless film and television works, the most classic shots are often paired with the most classic BGM.
What is the saying? No one can beat me in my BGM, right?
In fact, BGM plays a very important role in the countless classic lenses that are impressive, which is why "self-contained BGM" is used to describe the huge impact of some people's appearances.
- If you remove the BGM at the moment when Gao Jin appears in slow motion in God of Gamblers, will you take a look?
Of course,It's impossible to come out with BGM in reality.,Unless you bring yourself a tweeter.,But if you really do that, it's just embarrassing and generous.。
But this situation is different in the Empire.
An empire built with high technology often looks very wonderful in many places.
Like now.
On this street where there are no people, the Erha army led by huskies and Xiaobai is facing off against the Samoyed army.
That scene, that momentum, is that the old boy is ready to fight.
If these guys are also shirtless, with a watermelon knife in their hands, a green dragon on their left and a white tiger on their right, and finally a killer Matt, washing and blowing on the bridge of their nose, wearing black-framed glasses...... Sorry I mean sunglasses, that's more like that!
But none of that matters, the most important thing is -
"Why do I feel like I'm hearing the BGM of Crazy Boy?"
Mu Yunshang turned her head to look at Mu Sashang beside her.
"Not a delusion." Mu Sasaki's expression became more and more distorted, "Because I heard it too." ”
Mu Yunshang first let out an "oh", and then suddenly became angry: "That night crow's soul is messing around again!!! ”
Mu Yunsheng, the guy who can openly use public frequency broadcasting to broadcast BGM in some areas on the capital star, is the only one who thinks about it.
To be honest, this BGM is really toxic.
Mu Yunshang remembered that she heard these music when she was in junior high school, and finally her brain stroked a group of guys who were also sick in the second middle school to establish a Green Dragon Gang, thinking that in the future, she would be able to go to the peak of life in the middle school and do whatever she wanted, but the next day this Green Dragon Gang was discovered by the head teacher.
What do you think will happen next? Is there a battle of wits between the Blue Dragon Gang and the teacher?
No, no, no, the Blue Dragons are gone—replaced by the Blue Dragons Study Group......
Just when Mu Yunsheng's thoughts were drifting away, accompanied by the BGM of the old boy who seemed to be boiling but was stupid in the eyes of others, the two groups of people who confronted each other not far away...... No, it's that the two groups of dogs finally moved again.
Erha, who was the leader, stepped forward, raised the hem of the imperial military uniform with his left hand, pointed at Xiaobai opposite with his right hand, raised his chin, shook a pair of dog ears on his head and shouted loudly:
"Hit the street, do you know this is our territory!? Dare to openly sell dog food in our place, do you not take me seriously? Grab the land, right? ”
With a bang, a large number of huskies behind Erha took out high-wave particle light blades in the shape of watermelon knives from their bodies on the spot.
"I'm going to them really!?"
Mu Yunshang frowned on the spot, originally thought that these guys were just joking, but he didn't expect that he would have the courage to use ordnance?
Mu Sashang was also surprised, but then she was not good.
"Stupid brother...... If you look closely, it seems that those light blades are for children, and they are not lethal to the Imperial soldiers at all. ”
Mu Yunsheng: "............"
Mu Yunsheng, who originally wanted to show up and scold, retracted his steps when he heard this, ready to see what these mentally retarded stupid dogs would do.
In the face of Erha's questioning, Xiaobai did not respond, but just gave a look to a Samoyed next to him.
This knowing Samoyed immediately walked out of the crowd, compared with Xiaobai, who is a big man, he looks five big and three thick, and even a head taller than Erha, and the pimples and flesh on his body are about to tear the standard imperial military uniform on his body, Mu Yunshang believes that he can go to the governor of COS immediately with a black suit, black leather shoes and black sunglasses......
It's just that as soon as this guy who looks fierce and vicious on the outside opens his mouth, his mouth is full of northeast accents, so Mu Yunsheng almost didn't catch his breath-
"Our boss said that those who eat Xilale dog food are not worthy of talking to him, we are high-class dogs who eat Kuqu dog food! You people who eat joy are cultists. ”
The reply from the Samoyed side directly angered the husky side.
"Ahh——!!!h
"Don't say anything, fuck you!"
"Boss, give the order to cut people!!"
"Ge Laozi Gua Wazi's ......"
"Little Red Guy is looking for a draw!"
The crowd on Erha's side was surging, and the Samoyed side was not to be outdone, and they took out props and light blades one after another, and the two groups of dogs stared at each other murderously, and they could fight at any time.
It's just that the reason why these guys are fighting is really painful......
"What kind of guys do I have?" Mu Yunshang suddenly felt extremely pessimistic about the future of the empire, "The average IQ of the empire will definitely be lowered by these guys." ”
It was also at this time that the BGM that Night Crow secretly watched the show and put it on was also at the climax, so the two groups of dogs finally shouted and ran towards each other.
Have you ever seen a dog fight?
Is it the kind of hairy one?
Mu Yunsheng has seen it, before he became the emperor, when he was on the earth, he had seen what the so-called dog-eat-dog hairy situation was, but compared with the current scene, Mu Yunshang felt that those dogs on the earth were weak in fighting.
You know, although Erha doesn't look out of tune, he is also an imperial soldier, and he still has a pair of vanguard commandos under his hands, and Xiaobai is also a ruthless person who can lead the entire Samoyed clan to mix in the purifier for countless years, and the picture of these guys fighting is not too beautiful.
Anyway, when Mu Yunshang saw those flying and flipping 3,600 degrees in free fall, overturning his teammates with a backhand, and then kicked out to kick the enemy in front of him, but accidentally kicked the stupid of his own allies, Mu Yunshang slapped his face and couldn't bear to look at it.
Are these bastards really Imperial soldiers!?
It is said that when the statistics were made after the war, the final conclusion was that the combined number of enemies on both sides was not as large as the number of their own people.
"This is the legendary Siege of Friendly Forces, right?"
Mu Sashang muttered to herself, and at the same time looked at Mu Yunshang with very sympathetic eyes.
"Stupid brother, thank you for your hard work."
Mu Yunsheng: "............"
Finally, Mu Yunsheng, who couldn't bear it anymore, appeared, opened her throat and shouted loudly: "Stop it all——!!!! ”