Why are you crying? Phoenix gave Liu Xiaobao an answer that he couldn't think of even if he was killed. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

"Why don't I cry? Yes, you told me to wait for you to say, and then you turned your head and slept with Sister Binglan, huh? ”

You turned your head and slept with Sister Bing Lan?

How do you know I slept with her!

If Liu Xiaobao hadn't had a good quality in his heart, he would definitely have jumped up in horror.

The first sentence of the phoenix punctured the pig urine bag that the slut wanted to hide the most, and such an opening statement undoubtedly surprised Liu Xiaobao, the big radish with a big heart.

Liu Xiaobao couldn't laugh anymore, but fortunately, the phoenix was about a tiger's face for a second, and then he burst into laughter, and kept throwing him with white eyes, and the slut was stunned for a while, I don't know what his phoenix baby is trying to show him.

Unlike Yao Binglan, who thinks that Ouyang Baihua is the 'eldest woman', in Liu Xiaobao's mind, Phoenix is the most trustworthy virtuous helper among his three women today.

It's not that Ouyang Baihua and Yao Binglan are not good or their abilities are not as good as Phoenix, but that they are both short-tempered, if they knew Liu Xiaobao's current situation, those two would not wait to hear Liu Xiaobao's meaning, and they would directly solve the problem according to their respective meanings and styles.

The result is no more beautiful than the scene of a car accident.

Liu Xiaobao doesn't have to think about it, Ouyang Baihua must be mainly based on money, and Yao Binglan is definitely fighting violence with violence, but what does it mean to be like this Phoenix baby now?

"I'm not really angry with you, people are crying because they are worried about you, and they scare you! Flower ghosts! ”

Seeing Liu Xiaobao, Phoenix raised his eyebrows, as if he was asking, and said angrily.

Liu Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief, raised his eyebrows and said flatteringly: "My baby, you are so naughty that I believe it is true." ”

"Hmph, you're naughty! Troublemaker, your dream has come true now, you know how big Sister Binglan's breasts are! ”

It's best not to be obedient if you get cheap, this is an eternal truth when facing the woman you really love, so Liu Xiaobao just smiled and didn't answer.

Once after making out with Phoenix, Liu Xiaobao curiously asked Phoenix what he just said, Phoenix said at the time, you can try it yourself, Liu Xiaobao naturally immediately denied his interest in it.

If you're interested, you can't admit it!

In fact, Liu Xiaobao has always been interested in this, but to be honest, he really didn't think that he and Yao Binglan could develop into the current relationship before the trip to the dungeon, he was like every normal man before, but he would treat a beautiful woman like Yao Tuan as the heroine of a dirty fantasy.

"I found out that Balotelli and your current mech have a dense history of communication, what the hell is going on? Sister Bing Lan told me everything she knew, so you can put it simply, and I'll ask you if there's anything I don't understand. ”

Phoenix is a smart woman, she knows Liu Xiaobao too well, and knows that cleaning up such a slut and ringing the alarm bell is the best, if everything is investigated, not only will it not help, but it will provoke him to resist and have the opposite effect, so it is very natural to change the topic.

"I knew I couldn't hide it from you, baby, you must have already guessed a rough guess, but you definitely wouldn't have guessed, I'm already a hardcore ally with the unicorn now! Quack, their boss Jose tempted me at a huge price I couldn't refuse, and all I had to do was get them out of the dungeon and set them free! Well, I'm not a business genius! ”

Liu Xiaobao waited for the phoenix to ask him what kind of huge price it was, and then he could give it another hand, but the current phoenix didn't take any interests into account at all, she just wanted Liu Xiaobao to return safely, that's all.

"What about Balotelli? Is his betrayal of the Russian Federation real or fake? Also, didn't Sister Bing Lan say that you were going to fight him in MMA? Now does that mean you don't have to fight? That's good, otherwise it's nothing if you beat him to death, and if he hurts a single hair of yours, I won't let him go! ”

The phoenix clenched her fists and swore an oath, just like a little girl who was carved in pink and said to a senior hooligan, if anyone dares to collect your protection money, sister, I will judge him on behalf of the moon.

Liu Xiaobao smiled happily, such a phoenix made him feel extremely warm, relaxed and even comfortable, in Chengdu dialect, it was called Ba Shi Deban.

"That guy Balotelli is now under my command in all actions, and the breakout is also my order, I originally thought that I could use him to confuse my vision, so that Lao Maozi thought that he brought the unicorn's information out of the dungeon, but before he went out, our undercover agent handed over the unicorn's information to Marshal Guan Bu, and then the marshal showdown with Vladimir."

Liu Xiaobao thinks from the bottom of his heart that it is very necessary to fight an MMA with Balotelli, even if he doesn't have a chance now, he must beat this black product out of Xiang in the future, Liu Xiaobao has always been very vindictive, it was like this in the past, and it is still like this now, but because there is still no shadow, so he will not announce it to make Phoenix more worried.

And Phoenix has already understood all the outlines of the matter so far.

The thinking of hackers has always been at the forefront of the times, but even if Phoenix's thinking is trendy, she still can't fully understand what Liu Xiaobao is going to make trouble now.

Forming an alliance with a unicorn, the unicorn really has such a high IQ, and even the senior slut Liu Xiaobao is tempted? Otherwise, why does Liu Xiaobao look like he is obsessed!?

"I thought you might have made an exchange with Balotelli or something, but I didn't expect him to be subdued by you... As for you and the unicorn, whether it's an alliance or a business, it sounds like a good deal, but I know no, what kind of creature is a unicorn? What kind of unicorn is Jose? Don't pretend to be relaxed for me, I know it's dangerous, Xiaobao, no matter how big the benefits are, we don't lack them, don't make trouble, okay..."

Phoenix said that tears could not stop flowing, because she understood, so she could deeply understand what Liu Xiaobao was suffering now.

She actually had a lot of words to say, but when she saw Liu Xiaobao's eyebrows suddenly rise, she immediately held all the words back into her stomach.

"Phoenix baby, I really didn't make a fuss... You don't know about unicorns yet, and it's normal for your thoughts to be skewed, but you can imagine unicorns as adults, and then Jose as a super wise man over a hundred years old, and finally imagine that their entire race has been imprisoned in a dungeon for more than a hundred years, and you can understand why I want to make alliances and do business with them... It's not just not a business. ”