Chapter 21: Customers and Crossing
Just when Gu Santong had this idea, he suddenly felt that he seemed to be able to complete this matter with just one thought.
"Try it." Gu Santong did not hesitate to try.
The next moment, Gu Santong felt that he had passed through a colorful tunnel, and after a moment, his eyes lit up, and a round, harmless face appeared in his sight, this is a boy who looks about 20 years old, uh, it should be a boy, otherwise it would be too much......
"Lying grass, it's really okay!" Gu Santong thought in shock.
The round-faced boy continued typing unconsciously, "Hey, shopkeeper, are you there?" ”
Gu Santong subconsciously replied: "Yes." ”
I saw that the strongest traverser in history on the chat interface replied: "Yes." ”
Hehe, yes, I'll use this state to communicate with him.
The round-faced boy nodded, thought about it, and typed for a while while holding his phone, "Okay, I have an idea, I wonder if you can do it?" ”
The Strongest Traverser in History: You say, there's nothing I can't do!
The round-faced boy's face was slightly red, and he looked around sneakily, and after making sure that there was no one, he replied with a little expectation: "Actually, this is also a dream of mine, I can't see those tragedies the most, so I hope you can really change a plot." ”
The Strongest Traverser in History: No problem, my reputation as the Tragic Terminator is not for nothing.
The round-faced boy looked pleased, but then asked, "Did you get Episode 13 of One Punch Man?" ”
The Strongest Traverser in History: That's right, I made it, let's say, which plot are you going to change?
The round-faced boy rolled his eyes, and replied slyly: "Hehe, the person who entered in One Punch Man is called Gu Santong, then I want to change those tragedies in the world." By the way, how much does it cost? ”
Gu Santong was stunned, almost thinking that this kid had found out, and scared me. But how much should I charge?
If you follow the TV series, an episode will cost at least hundreds of thousands, at least tens of thousands of yuan, but this kid doesn't seem to be a master who can spend a lot of money.
The Strongest Traverser in History: Well, how much are you going to do?
The round-faced boy struggled for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and replied: "I'll pay a thousand yuan, which is half a month's salary for my part-time job, and I really can't afford more." ”
Well, seeing that this guy's face doesn't seem to be fake, then he should go down.
The Strongest Traverser in History: Okay, a thousand is a thousand, and for the sake of you being the first customer, I won't charge you more. Okay then, that's it, I'll get ready.
"Wait." The round-faced boy yelled and hurriedly asked, "How do I receive the goods?" ”
The Strongest Traverser in History: I'll let you know when the time comes, don't worry, cash on delivery.
"Okay." The round-faced boy said with a little apprehension, and after exiting the treasure page, he said with a self-deprecating face, "I would actually believe in this kind of treasure shop, this kind of store that you know is unreliable at a glance." ”
"Well, forget it, just take it as fun, I didn't spend any money anyway, but what if it's true? Uh, if that's true, should I tell Uncle Police? Damn, forget it, if it's true, I must let him fulfill all my wishes, hum, let those screenwriters write tragedies to earn my tears, and if I have the chance, I must change all tragedies into comedies! ”
Hehe, it turned out to be a teenager who was tormented by tragedy, well, I fulfilled your wish.
Before leaving, Gu Santong took a look at the young man's Alipay name by the way, Song Qingshu, haha, this is really a good name, do you want me to help you go to Sister Zhiruo, hahaha~
Consciousness returned to the physical body, Gu Santong showed a smile on his face, as for whether Song Qingshu would pay, he was not worried at all, firstly, that guy did not look like the kind of person without credit, and secondly, even if that guy was a villain with no credit, it didn't matter, let's recognize this villain, and then draw a sum from his Alipay by the way.
In case Song Qingshu calls the police and contacts the media, then the ancient three links are not afraid, I said I can cross, do you believe it? I said I'm Qin Shi Huang, will you give me money?
And even if the earthlings believe it unconditionally, I'm even more targeted by a bad organization, that's fine, in fact, I was a weak chicken who gasped like a dog after doing 30 push-ups a day ago, but a few minutes later, I was already a little superman who could kick a small bridge car with his legs, hehe, seeing my growth rate, I asked you if you were afraid!
"Alright, let's do it." Gu Santong yelled energetically, "Alas, wait. ”
He seemed to remember something, and suddenly put on hold of his plan to search for the 'No. 1 in the world' video, "I remember that after I came out of the one-punch world before, I did gain strength, but at the same time, I also had a side effect, that is, I would become very hungry and urgently need food to replenish the body's energy. ”
"Well, it looks like I'm going to have to prepare some high-energy food first, I don't want to eat instant noodles again. Go buy some beef, it's delicious and nutritious. Alas, it will cost a lot of money. ”
Fortunately, Gu Santong saved a little money because of his internship and part-time job, and now after paying the rent and deposit, he still has at least five or six thousand yuan, so he doesn't have to worry about becoming poor all of a sudden.
"It's about getting stronger, and it's okay to spend a little money."
Gu Santong said, and then he went to the fat cow shop outside to buy 15 catties of sauced beef, originally he wanted to buy two or three catties, but he thought that it would not be enough when the time came, so he bought a little more, in case of emergency.
The owner of the fat cow shop looked at Gu Santong dumbfounded, and said in a speechless manner: "Little brother, are you going to have a picnic, do you want to buy some more?" ”
"Hehe, no need." Gu Santong smiled and went straight home.
Back at the rental house, Gu Santong couldn't help but eat a few bites of sauce beef, and then resisted the tempting temptation with great perseverance, and began to log in to Station B and search for the first place in the world.
"Yo, I didn't expect there to be resources, okay, that's no problem." Gu Santong nodded with satisfaction, if station B didn't have it, he would have to go to other video sites to find it.
Click on the first episode, enter the barrage, no response, continue to type, still no response......
After brushing continuously for five minutes, Gu Santong had a bitter face and wailed: ", don't bring this, you lost so much, why haven't you gone in yet." ”
"Alas, this damn plug-in, there is no manual to explain it, everything has to be explored by yourself, it's just a cheat."
"Does it all depend on character?"
Gu Santong turned off the first episode, clicked on the second episode, and continued to work hard to send a barrage.
Maybe it was luck, after Gu Santong sent a 'I am Gu Santong' barrage, he successfully lost consciousness, and then fell straight on the bed.