Chapter 118: The Fairy and the Stepmother [Third Update]
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What's the end?
In the palace, looking at Li Si with a blue nose and swollen face in front of him, Zhao Han really wanted to punch him in the face again!
Approaching Li Si's side, Zhao Han patted him on the shoulder "gently", and then asked in a low voice: "I said that you were stupid by your father?" β
Li Si glanced at him secretly and replied: "You and I are willing, master, I originally wanted to pick you up, but who would have thought that I would encounter this thing full of silver, if you don't grab a handful, will it be difficult for you to live on the flyover with me tonight?" β
How to say that?
Anyway, Zhao Han didn't see even the slightest hint of repentance from Li Si's bruised face......
Above the hall, under the bright moon, a dark-faced official was staring at the two little ones who were secretly muttering.
"Silence!"
With a snap, the shocking wood as bright as jade was slapped on the table by the black-faced official.
Zhao Han bowed his head and was silent.
Li Si: "......"
"What are you yelling about, you are responsible for scaring people to death!"
The red and swollen eyes glared, quite happy, this Li Sixiang actually pointed to the official sitting in the lobby of the government and scolded: "Black face, don't change your official skin, I won't recognize you when you change your official skin, I want to recognize you when you were a big soldier in the cold cicada, what's the matter, now that you have changed into a tiger skin, you dare to stare at your master?" β
Blackface official: "......"
Outside the main hall, the sound of snickering sounded in pieces.
There is no surprise, this black-faced official's surname is Liu, his name is Su, he was born in the north, although his family is a scholarly family, but he also longed for a military career when he was young, and he couldn't think about it for a while when he was young, so Liu Su also went to the city of Chilling Cicada to be a big soldier for two years.
Until the Northern Rakshasa set off a war.....
Well, the people who dared to laugh were all idle goods who came to this imperial capital from all over the world to join in the fun, and these guys who had just arrived in the imperial capital all came to the Tianxuan District Mansion to see Li Si's jokes......
"Silence! This is the government office within the Tianxuan District system, no matter what your identity is, this official will put it away for me here! β
With an angry shout, the black-faced official Liu Su was also speechless in his heart.
What is this called?
You are a good son of Longcheng, and you came to the imperial capital to be a robber?
It's the Praetorian Guard!
So many people are watching, don't say you know me, even your father is here, Liu Su and I have to deal with it impartially today!
As for the Northwest Army and the Praetorian Guard grabbing resources, that mess ... Whoever cares, go!
I can't handle this fight......
The Silver-Armored Praetorian Guard is long gone.
People are directly under the jurisdiction of the military department, and it is not his turn to be in charge of Liu Su.
The big gold-toothed old man who just started beating people the hardest.... That's the general of the Zhenbei General's Mansion!
He also carries the title of a third-class glorious marquis!
Even if he doesn't count the title, Lao Chi, who is a general, is older than him, the judge of the Tianxuan District Government!
Do you dare to cheat again?
Looking at a Yanyun prince and a Longcheng prince standing under the hall, looking at a group of little rabbit cubs who were coaxing around the side, if eating the shocking wood in front of him can solve the problem, then Liu Sun guarantees that this shocking wood made of smoke and rain stones, with the table in front of him... He Liu Su can swallow it!
I don't have a single scum left...
But now that things are on the head, can Liu Su still push it out?
Push it to the military department?
Or push it to Sansifu?
Won't it be sent to Siguo's house again?
It's useless to think too much......
The black-faced Liu Su couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
Just now, someone from the Imperial Military Department came, didn't they just take their own people away, the two young masters here... The group of big-headed soldiers didn't even look at it!
If it is done at another time, those big-headed soldiers, or he Liu Su will be able to lock them up for three or five months!
But right now...
The Tianxuan hunt is about to begin, and these two goods will definitely not be able to escape.
Who can lock them up during this time?
Who dares to close?
If he is locked up, then the prison of Tianxuan Mansion will have to be blown up by the swarming "anointed criminals"!
These two now... It's a hot potato!
If they robbed the homes of ordinary people and pushed them directly to Sansi Mansion, they would definitely not be able to get out in a short time!
But people are tough and hard, and they directly work with the Praetorian Guard....
Nima... I almost won!
Thinking of the silver cans lying on the ground when the town guards rushed over, and the two large yuan babies who were piled on the ground, Liu Su had no one in his heart....
Two and a half dozen five hundred, you are going against the sky!
With this spirit, you go back to your hometown and work hard with those foreigners, and come here to embarrass me to dry yarn!
complained a lot in his heart, looking at Li Si, who was still fighting with him in the hall......
The black-faced Liu Su once again knocked on the shocking wood in front of him.
"Give me silence!"
Liu Su roared, this time the disciples of the generals standing outside the hall were not coaxing, but just stared at Liu Su in the hall with a pair of eyes, if there was a voiceover, Liu Su could make up the words in the rabbit's heart.
γGrab itγ
[Hurry up and arrest him, after I catch him, I will go to the street to tease the people's girls, and when I am done, I will not molest the good family, just stare at those married women to tease, so that I am not afraid that the family will be forced to marry, and I can also avoid the hunt of Tianxuan, this is simply killing two birds with one stone! ] γ
[Blackface, you hurry up and judge, we're all waiting to see]
[Black face, don't just compose poems, your legs will be weak when you touch hard stubble]
Stared at by a pair of "expectant" eyes, Liu Su glanced at Li Si expressionlessly.
"The two of you clashed with the Praetorian Guards in the city, and this official is not wrong, right?"
Li Siyang retorted: "Your master is going to rob those soft eggs and silver!" β
β......β
Taking a deep breath and calming down his irritable mood, Liu Su stared at Zhao Han and asked, "You just got off the frigate, and then you saw Li Si clashing with the Praetorian Guards, and then you rushed over to do it, right?"
Zhao Han nodded and said, "That's right, if I hadn't stopped it, these two goods would probably have been thrown out of the sky."
β......β
The hand placed under the shocked wood clasped his thigh, Liu Su's forehead was bruised, and his eyes were round: "Shocking thunder?"
"Well, it's sitting outside the door right now."
"How can you joke about such a powerful weapon of the country?"
"Let's say it first, it has nothing to do with me, it was these two goods that were dismantled from the winner frigate by themselves, if I hadn't stopped it, it is estimated that none of the people on the tarmac would have survived"
Zhao Han spread his hands and signaled that he would not carry the pot.
Zhao Han pushed it cleanly, but Li Si on the side was not happy.
A pair of bloodstained hands grabbed Zhao Han's neck directly, and Li Si shouted in his mouth: "You actually dare to betray the master, see if the master doesn't strangle you today"
Liu Su: "......."
A burst of laughter rang out outside the hall.
That earth-shattering thunder is the winner's thing, and he Li Si didn't have the ability to let it off as a big firework.
The earth-shattering thunder will definitely not explode, not to mention that he Li Si has just unloaded, that is, he threw that thing into the fire, as long as it is not urged by a fixed law, this thing will not explode.
It's safe, so no one worries about it now.
However, after Li Si went home, he would definitely not be able to run away with a whip with steel stubble!
Almost half a year in bed......
It is precisely like this, thinking of being whipped after returning home, Li Si really has the heart to strangle Zhao Han now.
A farce-like scene, but the law of the land cannot be resisted by them.
In front of so many people outside, Zhao Han and Li Si were stripped of their shirts, and then a one-foot-wide board slapped towards the backs of the two.
100 boards, a fine of 3,000 silver.
They are also responsible for repairing the damage to the tarmac.
This is just the law of the country, and when they go home, there is still a family law waiting for them.
It's not too heavy, maybe it has a bit of "extrajudicial grace", but it's really not a big deal to collide with the imperial capital guards or something, if it weren't for Li Si's cheapness, maybe the two of them would have been able to take dozens of strokes less......
After all, this is a world of immortal manifestations.
There is no such thing as a capital offense for touching the Praetorian Guard.
Even in front of the Imperial Palace, there is a special martial arts arena, which is set up for those who have personal grudges with the Praetorian Guard.
Got a grudge against the Praetorian Guard?
If you can beat it, you can fight it, and if you can't beat it, you can endure it!
This is the norm in the Empire.
It's just that the two men who were beaten changed the location to the docking......
The reason why there is such a law has to be said is the reason for the world.
The emperor needs the protection of the Praetorian Guard, and the Praetorian Guard is the weapon of the country.
But when the emperor himself can fight thousands of Praetorian Guards...... Who, exactly, is protecting whom?
......
As the sun set, the two people covered in blood were gluttonous from the palace.
There are more than 100 boards, and the execution is especially the innate monk!
Although the military attache on the board said sorry, the strength under his hand was really not much lighter......
At this time, both of them had to walk hard, and they had to be carried to cross the steps.
Outside the mansion, Bai Suzhen, who had been waiting for a long time, hurriedly pounced when she saw Zhao Han being carried out.
"Xiaohan, where are you hurting, I.. I'll give you the medicine..."
Seeing that Zhao Han's face was pale and bloodless, Bai Suzhen's eyes were red, and regardless of the fact that there were other people next to her, she took out the ointment directly from her sleeve and was about to wipe it on Zhao Han.
On the side, Li Si couldn't help frowning when he saw Bai Suzhen like this.
"I said Qingzi, who is this?"
Zhao Han, who was enjoying it, glared at him and said, "Neiko"
"Whew! What the hell did you find a goblin? β
Li Sihuo, who had just been supported by someone, stood up by himself, and the battle body of the Yuan Infant around him surfaced, and he directly stood up and rushed to Zhao Han's side, grabbing his collar.
With his eyes widening, Li Si first looked at Bai Suzhen, and then turned his head and yelled at Zhao Han: "You actually found a goblin!! β
"What happened to the goblins?"
"What's wrong with me, you ask? You've got a goblin!! β
"Your father also caught a Rakshasa princess and went back to be your stepmother, you have the ability to go home and yell at him...."
Li Si: "I ......"