Chapter Seventy-Four: When Stupidity Reaches a Realm
"The flower fairy has a convulsion?"
"Maybe, you see that her face is so white, I guess she was abused by Brother Xiaohan haha"
"Hahaha, Brother Xiaohan's luck is also good, as soon as he makes a move, he will get such a living treasure back, sneer, you look at the flower fairy's broad mind, the future child must not be hungry"
"Ahem, pay attention here, that girl's ears are smart."
Several scholars whispered, although they had controlled their voices to a very low level, but this kind of conversation was like whispering in the ears for both Zhao Han and the flower fairy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Fortunately, although I have been learning Chinese for a few months, I still don't understand languages with special meanings such as "hungry" and "broad-minded".
But Zhao Han is different.
I saw that he first classified the books in his hand on the shelves, and then turned to look at a few people with a smile.
"What the sons just said was me?"
It was obviously a very gentle pair of eyes, but now when Zhao Han's gaze was fixed on a few people, it made these scholars feel like a thorn in the back.
"Aha, just kidding, don't mind, don't mind"
One of the scholars said like this.
"Hehe, Xiaohan, we are also old friends, we all talk casually, don't take it to heart"
Another scholar who looked quite "old" also laughed and interrupted.
In a place like Shuxuan, where they read, they really shouldn't talk about the peachy plot, if Xiao Ran, the shopkeeper, is in the store, maybe he will be beaten out by this "female gentleman".
"Uh-huh, that's it."
Still with a smiling expression, Zhao Han casually picked up the ring ruler that Xiao Su used to punish his work on weekdays, and then blinked and said, "Since they are all old friends, then I will also say what I should say."
Either you use this ruler to hit yourself ten times.
Either you should pay attention to drinking tea on weekdays in the future, and don't be spit on by the little flower demon.
Choose one of two multiple-choice questions, four people choose it"
As he spoke, he saw Zhao Han hand the ring ruler to the four of them.
"It should be beaten, it is true that we dare to fight, the gentleman in the academy told us to be sincere in reading, and to be honest in the book, this time it is indeed my fault for waiting, come on, Wang Kuang, I will punish myself first"
The scholar who spoke had a sad face, as if he had made some angry mistake.
But when he hit his palm, he raised the ring ruler and finally put it down gently.
With him at the beginning, the other three also had the appearance of the former scholar, and gave himself a few palms.
And the sad appearance of several of them made the others watching the play laugh more than once.
In fact, everyone present knew that this kind of thing was just a kind of entertainment between gentlemen, whether it was the four scholars who punished themselves, or Zhao Han who handed over the ring ruler, they all regarded this as a game to mediate the atmosphere.
No one takes it seriously.
Well, if it's not human, maybe it's not human.
Several scholars were still smiling after the ring ruler, and the flower fairy next to them was inexplicable for a while.
In her impression, the ring ruler is a very scary thing.
Because every time she did something wrong, the shopkeeper Xiao would beat her with that thin little wood, and it hurt very much.
But at this moment, she still had a smile on her face when she saw the four scholars who were beaten......
The flower fairy suddenly quit!
I saw her pointing to a few scholars and screaming "wow, wow, wow", and I didn't know what she was calling.
However, while she shouted, the 36E on her chest was constantly rising and falling, which made Zhao Han feast his eyes.
In the end, the flower demon was still driven back to her own house by Zhao Han.
Seeing that there was no excitement to see and the sky was darkening, the scholars also put away their books and paid for them, and went back to their respective homes for dinner.
Before Xiao Su came back, Zhao Han summarized the books in the store, and then shook his head and went back to the house.
Lying in his bed, his mind was full of one thought.
"It's not scientific....
How could it be that big?
Ignoring gravity?
It's three or four times bigger than Xiaobai...."
Thinking of the snow white of the flower fairy, Zhao Han swallowed his saliva involuntarily.
"It's spectacular..."
But before he could recall it, he began to blame himself, feeling that he had become dirty.
"Phew, why are you thinking about this, if you have time to think about those who don't have it, it's better to eat Xiaobai in your mouth first."
Thinking of this, Zhao Han's eyes couldn't help but light up.
Anyway, the scenery of the imperial capital is still very beautiful, this time I took the opportunity to win the merchant dance into Beijing, can I also take Xiaobai to take a look?
Lie flat with your eyes closed.
In the next second, the book that radiated golden light appeared in Zhao Han's mind.
【Baolian lantern, can be opened】
[Legend of the White Snake, can be opened]
[A Chinese Ghost Story, construction completed, debugging, not recommended to enter]
Zhao Han had already prepared for these three options, but when he saw that there was another illusory choice below, he couldn't help but light up.
[The Legend of the Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, condensed, and cannot be opened (Note: Because its martial arts feelings do not match reality, the world generated after completion is slightly different from the novel)]
"Did the world of Datang begin to be formed so soon?"
With a muttering in his mouth, Zhao Han didn't take the hint behind him to heart, and he didn't know what earth-shaking changes the words "slight difference" had brought about.
At this time, his eyes were completely attracted by the word white snake.
Click Confirm.
Close your eyes and open your eyes.
In the next second, the scenery around Zhao Han has changed into a palace courtyard with fragrant bamboo and green forests and flowing water.
"It's so relaxing..."
Feeling that the imprisoned power was like unsealing, Zhao Han not only sighed.
Stepping, towards the sky.
After a few steps, Zhao Han had already walked into the sky.
Breathing heavily, enjoying the feeling of flying, when he had had enough, he began to look around for Bai Suzhen's trace.
There is no one in the lotus pond.
Not in the bedrooms of the main house.
Not in the palace gardens.
Not only her, but even Cen Biqing, the "dowry maid", has disappeared.
"Did this guy run out to play?"
A hint of amusement flashed in his eyes, and Zhao Han took a few steps out, and soon landed on a deserted street around him.
It's boring to stay at home, Bai Suzhen takes Xiaoqing out for a walk or something, it's really normal.
Although Zhao Han wanted to see Bai Suzhen standing in front of him every time he opened his eyes, this kind of selfish thought was just a thought.
If Zhao Han is replaced by Bai Suzhen's position, then he is also looking forward to some freedom....
The flow of people on the streets is still the same.
It was not affected in the slightest by the flooding of West Lake some time ago.
Zhao Han walked on the street, strolling in front and behind, looking for his Xiaobai's figure everywhere.
Bai Suzhen was not found by him, but he did find two... Strange stuff.
"Sister, sister, these humans look so scary."
"Sister, sister, will they eat us?"
"Woo woo, it's so scary, it's terrible, don't eat the red beans, woo woo woo I want to go home"
"Doudou, I want to go home too"
"But we came out to find someone to save Grandpa Sen...."
"Yes, yes, if we can't find anyone, then Grandpa Sam will be eaten by the bad guys"
"But I'm so scared..."
The two little banshees, who looked innocent but had extremely hot figures, hugged each other on the corner of the street, and Zhao Han, who was watching, was also speechless.
Speaking of these two rabbits...... It's all innate, right?
And you're all shapeshifting demons, and you're still afraid of a human with wool?
Wait a minute!
Who is that, you just said that you were still afraid, why did you hold a carrot and gnaw it in a blink of an eye?
There's another one, you're holding your sister's tail, what's that doing?
After being speechless for a long time, seeing that Hongdou finally finished eating the carrot in his hand, Zhao Han stepped forward with "conscience".
"You two...."
"Wow, sister, sister, we've been discovered..."
"Sister, sister, we're going to be eaten by the bad guys..."
Zhao Han: "......"
"Bad guy brother, can you not eat us"
"Yes, we don't have much meat, it's not delicious..."
The rabbit demon sisters looked panicked.
However, my sister seemed to be a little calmer than my sister, and seeing that Zhao Han didn't mean to come up and do it, she actually pitifully handed over the big bamboo basket she was carrying behind her to Zhao Han.
"Bad guy brother, are you good at eating carrots, carrots are delicious"
After saying this, Bilian hugged her sister Hongdou in fear.
Carrot?
Delicious?
Zhao Han is also hehe!
Can you let me finish the sentence!!
complained frantically in his heart, Zhao Han endured the desire to complain that was about to explode in his heart, and squeezed out a gentle smile on his face.
"I say, how did you two gokai get into the city?"
"Hey! Sister sister, we were found by him! ”
"Woo woo, sister, sister, are we going to be killed?"
"We're dead! Even if you don't get killed by the bad guy's brother, you will starve to death because you give away all the carrots."
"yes, yes, woo, we're dead..."
The muscles flare.
One, two, three...
Taking a deep breath, Zhao Han closed his eyes before he said in a muffled voice: "When did I say I was going to eat you?" ”
"You don't eat us?" Sister Bilan asked.
"Don't eat..."
"Sister, sister, he won't eat us, we don't have to die!"
"But sister, you gave away all the carrots, even if the bad guy brother doesn't eat us, then we will still starve to death."
"Or... I'm going to steal two back? The elder sister said to her sister pitifully: "If I am eaten by the bad brother for stealing something, then sister, you should run away quickly, and then find someone else to save Grandpa."
"Sister..."
"Sister..."
"Sister, I can't bear to let you woo woo"
"I can't bear to let you woo woo"
"Shut up, y'all!!"
Seeing the two rabbits singing a double reed, Zhao Han finally couldn't bear it anymore.
Who can tell him how these two teasers survived until now?