Chapter 346: Xiaoyou's Law
When Gu Santong listened to this story, his heart was messy, how can you say that this screenwriter can be so blind? How did this family offend you, if you want to write it like this, you will specifically arrest this family and kill you, right?
After listening to Gu Santong, he came to a conclusion that beautiful love is the accelerant of sadism and the origin of dog blood!
The more unswerving love is, the more abusive it is, but from the opposite side, the deeper the abuse, the deeper their love beloves......
Well, this is the usual routine of this kind of books and film and television dramas. As if the audience can't feel the love between them without abusing the young couple.
Well, this bloody technique will indeed make it easier and more intuitive for the audience to feel the love between couples.
Therefore, in the love story, nine out of ten couples are abused, and one is acting.
"Boss, isn't it touching?" You Xiaoyou's mouth was full of sauce, and his eyes were full of emotion.
The corners of Gu Santong's mouth twitched, "This is all made up by others, it is a fantasy, how can it happen in reality." It's because you can't get it that you're envied, well, that's it. ”
You Xiaoyou glanced at Gu Santong, and said dissatisfiedly: "Boss, you are so disappointing, such an emotional thing, when it comes out of your mouth, it changes its taste." ”
"Rub, am I wrong?" Gu Santong sang unconvinced, "As the saying goes, those who can't get it are always in turmoil, and those who are favored have nothing to fear~"
You Xiaoyou looked at him dumbfounded, "Boss, are you pretending?" But I don't quite understand what you mean by these two out-of-tune lyrics. ”
Gu Santong grimaced and said, "Can't you cooperate, show a shocked expression, and then express your words of worship?" ”
You Xiaoyou rolled her eyes, "Boss, are you so vain?" ”
"Ahem~" Gu Santong coughed and decisively changed the topic, "You just said that your wish is to keep them together in this life?" ”
"yes, yes." You Xiaoyou nodded.
Gu Santong touched his chin, frowned and asked, "Then how far have they developed now, have they entered the cave room?" Pregnant? Wait, Xiaoqing is still so young, she actually wants to be a mother? Damn, beast, this man is a beast. ”
"He's a beast!" You Xiaoyou replied speechlessly, "Moreover, why is your focus so strange, boss?" The first question can also be understood as how far the plot has developed, and then the second and third questions...... It's a little inexplicable. ”
"Amazing! Don't you see Xiaoqing's age? At most, he is seventeen or eighteen years old, just an adult! Gu Santong shook his head and sighed again.
"Xiaoqing in the play should be twenty by now." You Xiaoyou stuck out his tongue and said, "Uh...... Boss, can you not pay attention to these strange places? Let's talk about how we can help them. ”
"According to my analysis, they shouldn't stay long, and when Xiaoqing encountered three robbers, their tragedy befell them......"
Gu Santong was stunned when he heard this, and then interrupted: "You said she encountered three robbers?" ”
"That's right, after Xiaoqing sent a love lunch to the grandmother at the foot of the mountain, she encountered three ugly robbers on the way back, Xiaoqing recognized them as wanted criminals by the government at that time, so she ran away decisively, but she was eventually caught up, just when she was violated, a middle-aged Taoist aunt appeared and saved Xiaoqing......"
"Lying grass!" Gu Santong shouted in his heart, it can't be so coincidental!
Seeing this, You Xiaoyou couldn't help but ask curiously, "Boss, what's wrong?" ”
Gu Santong turned his head and said with a serious face: "If I say that I killed those three robbers, do you believe it?" ”
You Xiaoyou was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "I believe it." ”
"However, I haven't seen any Dao Gu!" Gu Santong frowned and said, "Hmm...... I changed the plot and I don't know if it's good or bad? ”
"Of course it's good, in this way, Xiaoqing won't be found by Dao Gu, and she can live happily with Ah Luo." You Xiaoyou said with a wistful expression.
"I hope so." Gu Santong was not so optimistic in his heart, if it really developed according to what Xiao You said, then the two of them should leave the illusion world now, and now they have not left, it means that Xiao You's wish has not been fulfilled.
"Xiaoyou, are you sure your wish is to keep the two of them together?" The ancient three links confirmed.
"Yes, it's to keep them apart in this life." You Xiaoyou nodded.
"Then it seems that your wish has not been fulfilled." Gu Santong said solemnly, "I think there will be any more moths." ”
"Uh...... Boss, can't you hope for something good? Don't be so crow-mouthed! You Xiaoyou complained loudly.
Gu Santong sighed: "I don't want to either, but you see, we still haven't left this illusion world." I wonder if if it would have been a nightmare if it had been a game. ”
The corners of You Xiaoyou's mouth twitched, "Boss, please, don't plant a flag for yourself anymore, according to Xiaoyou's law, in a predicament, the more you are afraid of something, the more it will appear." ”
"Xiaoyu's law?" Gu Santong squinted at her, why did it sound so familiar? Are you sure it's not piracy?
"Yes, this is the law that I have watched a lot of TV series and then summarized based on my own experience, which is very accurate." You Xiaoyou boasted proudly.
While the two were talking, a young Taoist priest with a gossip plate walked past them and walked straight towards Xiaoqing and the others.
"Oh, youkai, let that girl go!" The young Taoist priest suddenly shouted at Ah Luo, who was admiring the flowers.
You Xiaoyou held his forehead with his hand and said speechlessly: "Boss, see it, Xiaoyou's law is so effective, remember not to plant a flag for yourself next time." ”
Ancient three links: "......"
The Taoist priest's shout disturbed many young couples who were immersed in the world of the two, Ah Luo glanced at the young Taoist priest in disgust, turned his head to Xiaoqing and said, "Xiaoqing, let's go, I'll take you to eat something delicious." ”
"Hmm." Xiaoqing nodded happily.
"Girl, don't be deceived by his rhetoric." The young Taoist priest shouted, "He's a monster, a murderous monster!" ”
The corners of Gu Santong's mouth twitched, and he said disdainfully: "This thing actually wanted to kill that girl from the beginning, so blatantly said, aren't you afraid that the monster will kill people in anger?" ”
"Maybe he's already calculated this, he just wants the youkai to kill innocent people, and then he will subdue the youkai, so that he can show his identity and skills even more." You Xiaoyou echoed on the side.
The two sang and harmonized, and their voices were neither light nor heavy, so that everyone present could hear them, and everyone looked sideways.
The young Taoist priest Bai Huahua's face turned red all of a sudden, and he tried his best to justify: "Where did the child come from, don't talk nonsense, I am Changqing, the twenty-eighth generation disciple of the Dragon and Tiger Temple, and my responsibility is to subdue demons and eliminate demons!" ”
Xiaoqing also saw the ancient three links, and shouted in surprise: "Little brother Gu~"