The four corners of Fugui Square are the two most luxurious restaurants and two teahouses in the capital, and the people in them are all masters with status and status.

"Yo yo yo, this is a funeral, a piece of white flowers." Finally, someone pulled the curtain on.

I said that this white dress is like a mourner.

"That's right, I've heard that it's not good at all if you spend it, but it's dead." Another one.

"Oops, Bad luck is dead."

"That's why I dragged one out of order to fill in the numbers."

Liangli is a westward skimmer, and I am one by one.

Looking at them coldly, I hate quarrels, although even Mama hopes that the more quarrels the better, but I am not ready to be an Oiran, and women have a headache when they quarrel.

"At the beginning, it took but the piano and chess painting are omnipotent, and it took a year of training to play cards, this time, I heard that it was only trained for more than a month, what can it be?"

"That's it."

"What's going to happen, hahaha......"

"Maybe even a man won't be able to serve you......"

Ben Mama began to sneer, patted her face and gave Mama Lin a look, and was ready to go.

Just as they were about to leave, I stood up and stretched: "Two masters, let me come." ”

Mama Ben and Mama Lin were stunned.

"Girl, you can't quarrel, you'll lose your value." Ben Mama stopped me. "Yes, men don't like women on the street the most, cheesy." Mama Lin also reminded.

I yawned, "Don't worry, I'm just going to tell them a joke." Then, with a cold smile, immediately, Mama Ben and Mama Lin had black lines on their faces, and they naturally understood my jokes.

One-step. One step, slowly get out of the car, but I didn't expect the skirt to be too long, and I stumbled under my feet. Wow, he fell out of the car. Immediately, it was bursting with laughter.

"Hahaha...... Yo, this is a New Year's greeting to us. ”

"Hahahaha......"

Mama Lin and Ben helped me up from the ground, and their faces darkened. They patted the ash on my skirt, and I turned around and took out the zither. That's eye-catching.

Then he stepped on his skirt and stumbled over to the group of laughing women, who laughed backwards and forwards in an exaggerated manner.

I'm not in a hurry, just let them laugh. Stand the guzheng by your side first. Then I looked at them with my lifeless eyes, and gradually, the laughter began to stop, and a gust of wind passed under my skirt, raising my flowing white tunics and the sky-blue shawl.

"Ahem," I cleared my throat, "you're just trying to see what I'm going to do." Then I'm going to tell you a joke. ”

"Jokes?" A few grandmothers raised their eyebrows. With a thorn in his eye, "Good if the joke you tell is not good." Today, you don't want to pass from here, and you don't want our four major Qinglou in the capital to recognize you."

"Okay." I still have a lazy tone, a lazy posture, everything is lazy, so that they are gradually too lazy to talk nonsense with me.

"What, okay?" One of them was puzzled. The other pushed her, and everyone hugged each other and muttered quietly, but I didn't know that I had excellent hearing and didn't miss a word.

"You look at her squeezing appearance, it doesn't look like she has the ability, don't talk nonsense to her, let her talk quickly, and then bring humiliation on herself."

"En, that's right, that's right, let them smash the signboard of the Baihua Palace, and then our four major green buildings will be like a cloud."

"Giggles, finally shameful."

"yes, yes. ^^^^”

Then they stood back and looked at me.

"Say it quickly."

"It's good to say that there used to be a flock of pheasants, and I heard that the white peacock, the divine bird in the sky, would pass by them, so they were all curious to go to the street to watch, but when the white peacock appeared, they were all frightened, and said: Ouch mom, where did the strange bird come from, why does it look so ugly, how can she make her a divine bird, God is really blind......" After speaking, looking at them, a group of women were dumbfounded, and the scene was spectacular.

couldn't help it, and added: "Ah! At that time, the pheasants saw the white peacock's expression like this, you seem to be learning the ground, it's amazing."

"Poof" a burst of laughter came from behind, it was Ben Mama's, and then, boom, all laughed, and the surrounding people and the people watching the lively restaurant and teahouse at the four street corners all laughed.

Hahaha laughter continued, and it didn't go for a long time. The dozens of women in front of him laughed with black and white on their faces, and they were colorful.

"Stinky girl, you actually turned around and scolded us" The few beauties in front of them, who were once peerless, and the beauties behind them who were peerless, were all angry.

I hung my body on the zither and said lazily, "You yourself told me to joke." ”

"You Girls Flatten Her"

"Who dare" Immediately Mama Ben and Mama Lin came up with their sleeves rolled, and in an instant, four big men appeared beside them, with bronze skin and shiny chests, could they be the legendary Four King Kongs of the Hundred Flowers Palace?

For a while, everyone stood at a standoff.

I looked left, right, forward, back, and now I was standing in the middle of the two sides, which was not good, and I began to move back, this time I was very careful not to step on my skirt again.

When I retreated to the place between the four kings, I immediately became arrogant, and in retrospect, I did this often.

Looking at the people around them, their eyes were shining and full of anticipation, and the atmosphere instantly became tense.

Suddenly, there was a commotion among the people on both wings, and they gradually dispersed from behind, and two groups of officers and soldiers poured in from among the scattered people, and stood between us, one facing each other, and the other facing us. A tall horse came immediately, and the person sitting on the horse turned out to be Chun Yu Zichen.

He glanced at all of us with a calm face: "It's really getting more and more outrageous, it's just a farce, bring it all back to me."

Mama Ben and Mama Lin were startled, and gave the Four King Kongs a look, and the Four King Kongs disappeared immediately, and they must go back to send a letter to Mama Lian to bail us.

Ha interesting, this cruise is really unexpected, exciting enough, I like it.

"Girl, why are you still happy?" Yueyue followed closely by my side, and I smiled, "It's fun." ”

"Huh?" Yueyue looked at me with extremely puzzled eyes, anyway, since she followed me, she always had this expression.

In the end, I thought the skirt was too long, and it was troublesome to walk, so I simply tore it, and the long tail hem was missing, which was really much easier. However, Mama Ben and Mama Lin sighed distressedly

A group of people were pushed into the cell, it was a prison, I was here last time, so excited. It seems that when Chun Yu Zichen returned to the capital, there were more and more people in the prison. We came all the way, but "welcome in the middle of the road". Whistles, sighs, praises, sounds in your ears.

Everyone's crime is disturbing the people and affecting the public order, and the punishment is to make a community service order, but there is an hour of bail, so everyone waits in the cell to wait for bail.

Doing social service is good, imagine that a large group of prostitutes sweeping the streets, what a scene, how spectacular. Maybe everyone will think that there is something wrong with me, saying that you are in prison, and you have to sweep the streets, how embarrassing.

But don't forget, I'm the Oiran of the Hundred Flowers Palace, and even Mama will naturally come to bail me out, so I'm gloating.

After a while, a jailer came, walked to my cell without accident, and then opened it with a smile on his face: "Piao Piao girl is frightened, please come here." ”

"Thank you." Smiled sweetly at the little jailer, Xiao, I saw you the last time I came.

The jailer was stunned by my laughter, and I kindly reminded, "Don't forget to close the door." ”

The little jailer came back to his senses, immediately locked the door, and sent me out of the cell like a turtle in the Hundred Flowers Palace sending guests.

There are two roads in the prison, one is called the road of life and death by the heavenly soldiers and generals, and it is the road that directly lets you out or escorts you to the execution ground. The other is called the road of fate, which is the road to the government. Because I was released on bail, I had to go to the government office to go through some formalities first.

As soon as I opened the door, I was stunned, and what I saw was not Chun Yu Zichen but Chu Yi. Mama Lian greeted me, pulled me into the room, closed the door behind her, and sat across the table with Chu Yi. Mama Lian stood beside Chu Yi.

"Piao Piao, this is the Chu official of the Lady Protector's Mansion." Even Mama was unusual, not smiling but sad.

"Chu Daguan is good." Although my heart was full of suspicion, I didn't show it in my demeanor.

Chu Yi smiled and nodded, glanced at Mama Lian, and Mama Lian immediately said: "Piao Piao, you are blessed, Mrs. Protector plans to buy you and send you to the palace to serve the emperor." ”

Boom five thunders hit the top.

This is too illogical, how can anyone buy a Qinglou girl and give it to the emperor? Oh, by the way, there is such a situation, but they are all sent to the palace in the form of things, and then they are nameless and shareless, and the favored ones are at most concubines, and the children born are still the kind that have no status. What the hell is Feng Qingya's idea?