Chapter Eighty-Six: God's Assist [Third Update]
"Besides, uncle, do you have any other way? Try my approach. And, you wait...... I'm going to get the chickens and rabbits in the yard to stand still first, so you can count them better. ”
After Lin Ye said these words seriously, Zhang Dajun immediately burst out laughing.
"Who do you think you are, stinky boy? You let those chickens and rabbits not move, and they don't move? You're here to be funny, aren't you? ”
But before Zhang Dajun could laugh a few times, Lin Ye shouted a few times towards the courtyard, and Zhang Dajun's subordinates shouted to Zhang Dajun in surprise: "Brother Dajun, look at it...... The chickens and rabbits don't seem to be moving much! ”
"What? This...... How is this possible? It's really evil! ”
Zhang Dajun was stunned, and quickly turned his head to look, and sure enough, he found that these chickens and rabbits, even if they could move, were only within a small range, and they were not at all like the fluttering and running around before.
How did he know that Lin Ye knew beast language, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he directly ordered these chickens and rabbits not to move.
In fact, he used this method to directly let all the chickens run out by themselves, but he didn't want to do it so obviously, and he wanted to change the uselessness of reading for uncles and uncles through this "chickens and rabbits in the same cage" incident.
"Huh? The chickens and rabbits really don't move much. Let's go and count ......."
When the uncle saw this situation, he was happy, and quickly asked the family to mobilize, and each person was in charge of an area, and began to count.
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On the other side, Jian'an No. 1 Middle School, the third (2) class of high school classrooms.
After doing radio gymnastics, Zhou Jiajia returned to class with a happy smile on her face.
"Jiajia, what good things happened to you today? Smiling all day long. ”
Dong Wanqing asked very strangely, after all, she really rarely saw Zhou Jiajia's appearance.
"Me? No, no, no...... Nothing good is gone! Wanqing, I am ...... It's just a good mood, a good mood! Zhou Jiajia hurriedly waved his hand and denied it.
"Feeling good? Your little face is flushed, tell me, what the hell is going on? Oh? Do you have a sweetheart? Or...... Directly in love? ”
Seeing Zhou Jiajia's shy and slightly red face, Dong Wanqing remembered her mood and mentality when she blushed, so she immediately questioned her.
"Nope! Ah! Wanqing, you ...... Have you ever had such a time? When I see someone or think of someone, my heart beats, and my face is unconsciously hot. Want to see him, but are a little scared to see him? Forced to ask by Dong Wanqing, Zhou Jiajia had no choice but to answer honestly.
"Don't you say you have a sweetheart? I...... That's how I feel when I think of that birthmark hero! ”
Dong Wanqing said, and couldn't help but sigh again, "But, Jiajia, you are much happier than me." You at least know who that person is, but I ...... But I just know that there is a diamond-shaped birthmark or a scar on his right leg......"
Thinking of the diamond-shaped scar of the birthmark hero, Dong Wanqing recalled it in her mind again, and she felt very strange, because in her memory, this diamond-shaped scar turned out to be fiery red.
She wondered why a person's birthmark or scar was so fiery red.
And about the color of this diamond-shaped scar, Dong Wanqing did not tell Zhou Jiajia.
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At the same time, in the third (9th) class of high school, Liu Hua, who heard such important information as the diamond-shaped scar from Zhou Jiajia's mouth, was full of spirits and came back proudly, and said to Zhao Kai at the same table with a show off: "Haha! I'll just say that as soon as I get out of the horse, no matter how difficult the school flower is, I can get my hands on it. ”
"What? Brother Hua, what do you mean...... Dong Wanqing agreed to be your girlfriend? That's too fast, isn't it? Zhao Kai said in disbelief.
Liu Hua waved his hand, but said mysteriously: "Not yet, but soon." ”
"Oh? Brother Hua, tell me quickly, what's going on? What is the secret, teach me! Zhao Kai immediately said with a look of reverence.
"Haha! Brother Hua came out and immediately found Dong Wanqing's death hole. I'm afraid you don't know! Three years ago......"
The triumphant Liu Hua told Zhao Kai about the diamond-shaped scar.
"It's amazing my brother Hua, I even found out about such a secret thing."
Zhao Kai gave a thumbs up again and again, and asked with some confusion, "But, what's the use of knowing this?" Isn't the school girl a sweetheart with this diamond-shaped scar? No wonder no one could impress her. ”
"What a fool! You deserve to die stupidly, didn't I just say that? Dong Wanqing has been looking for this diamond-shaped scar for three years and has not found it? That must have been to college a long time ago. Doesn't that give me a chance to take advantage of it? I'll also directly get a diamond-shaped scar on my right leg, and then find a suitable time to let Dong Wanqing know......"
Liu Hua said very confidently, "Then I'm not Dong Wanqing's life-saving benefactor and sweetheart?" ”
"! Brother Hua, it's really amazing. There is still such an operation! ”
I have to say that when he heard this method, Zhao Kai really suddenly became enlightened, and he couldn't admire Liu Hua, "Brother Hua, you are so witty, but it's a pity that you transferred to our school, everyone doesn't know, otherwise...... It's sure to take the whole school by storm.
"So you're stupid. Don't you know, won't you take the initiative to help me publicize it? If you want to catch up with Dong Wan and clear it, it is best to have this diamond-shaped scar as a killer feature...... Kaizi, you're going to have to find a way to spread some legends about me in the school or something. In short, the more I speak, the better......" Liu Hua patted Zhao Kai's shoulder and entrusted him with a heavy responsibility.
"Brother Hua, you can rest assured. I will not fail in my mission, and spread your wit and talent and handsomeness quickly. Zhao Kai nodded in agreement.
"Hmmm! Very good, by the way, after class, you go to the school supermarket in a while, buy me a bottle of that milky gum, and then ...... Buy another box of ink. Liu Hua took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it to Zhao Kaidao.
Zhao Kai took the money and was puzzled again: "Brother Hua, what do you want these two things for?" Are you going to put out a poster to confess to Dong Wanqing? ”
"Poster, you're big! Didn't I just say that I was going to forge a diamond-shaped scar? I used to watch actors filming in Mingzhu City to do special effects, and I used that kind of milky white glue to make scars, and then ...... Aren't all scars black? Just use ink to evenly coat it, and it is enough to confuse the real with the fake. ”
After Liu Hua finished speaking, he was impressed by his IQ.
Zhao Kai's eyes widened even more, and he said in admiration: "Brother Hua, you are really too strong." Okay, I'll be there as soon as class is over. ”
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When the bell rang after class, Zhao Kai took the money and quickly ran to the school's supermarket and asked the boss: "Boss, bring me a bottle of milky glue and ink." ”
"Wait! I'll find it for you, in the warehouse inside. ”
These two things, because students basically don't buy them often, especially the milky white glue, adjusted a box of goods, pressed for more than half a year to sell one or two cans, and the rest were put in the warehouse inside.
When the supermarket owner was looking for milky white glue for Zhao Kai, a boy came to the supermarket, Qian Xingrong from the third (3rd) class of high school.
Qian Xingrong knew Zhao Kai, and when he heard that Zhao Kai wanted to buy milky white glue and ink, he knew that Zhao Kai had always been unprofessional and didn't like to study, so he asked curiously: "Yo!" Kaizi, what do you do with milky glue and ink? Aren't you going to take on the literary and artistic work of the class? Haha......"
"You know what! This milky glue and ink can be very useful. Zhao Kai said proudly.
"It's just milky glue and ink, what's the use? Don't brag about it. ”
Qian Xingrong shook his head and looked at Zhao Kai with a stupid look.
In this way, Zhao Kai immediately quit, and he thought that Liu Hua had told him just now that he wanted to help him do positive publicity in the school as much as possible, so he immediately glared at Qian Xingrong, and said: "Then you can listen well, my tablemate Liu Hua specially inquired into a secret of the school flower, it turns out that the school flower has been looking for a life-saving benefactor with a diamond-shaped scar on his right leg, and regards him as his life-saving benefactor."
Therefore, with his extremely clever brain, he came up with this method, using milky white glue and ink to forge a diamond-shaped scar on his leg, which can be replaced and successfully capture the heart of the school flower. ”
"! How can there be such an operation? ”
Qian Xingrong, who was originally inappropriate, was also taken aback.
"I know it's amazing this time! Remember, my tablemate's name is Liu Hua, but not everyone can find such a way to hold it. ”
Seeing that Qian Xingrong was suppressed, Zhao Kai felt a burst of joy in his heart, and at this time, the supermarket owner found the milky white glue and ink and took it out.
After paying, Zhao Kai waved the milky white glue and ink in his hand, shook it proudly at Qian Xingrong and left.
And after Qian Xingrong's brain was down for a while, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, he forgot what he was going to buy when he came to the supermarket, and immediately took out the money and said to the supermarket owner: "Boss!" Boss! Hurry up, get me a copy of milky glue and ink, right...... The guy bought it just now, and I want to touch the same thing......"
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Coming out of the supermarket, Zhao Kai was very proud, and he used Liu Hua's wit and prestige to finally impress Qian Xingrong, who had always looked down on him.
So, on the way back, Zhao Kai saw a boy he knew, so he secretly waved the milky white glue and ink in his hand, squeezed his eyebrows and said proudly: "Do you know what the milky white glue and ink in my hand are used for?" I don't know? Ha ha...... Let me tell you, Liu Hua at my table is very powerful, and I found out the secret of the school flower......"
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In this way, in the morning, Zhao Kai was very excited to return to the class from taking the milky white glue and ink, but he didn't know that the secret of the diamond-shaped scar had been passed on by the boys one by one, secretly.
Moreover, this secret has become a rumor as it spreads, and the content has begun to become varied.
"Hey! You know what? I inquired, the school flower Dong Wanqing actually likes the diamond-shaped scar on the boy's leg! ”
"Isn't it? Your message is outdated, right? What I've heard here is that whoever has the most beautiful shape of the scar on his leg will like whoever the school girl likes! ”
"Oh? Is that really the case? So why don't we hurry up? It is said that you can create a simulated scar with milky white glue and black ink. ”
"Shhhh Don't tell anyone about this secret, the fewer people who know about it, the better, go to the school supermarket and buy ......"
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On this day, I am afraid that the most depressed and incomprehensible person should belong to the owner of the school supermarket.
Usually one or two bottles of milky white gum are sold a year, but this morning, a box of forty bottles was sold out at once.
Not only that, but people kept coming to ask if there was any goods, so the supermarket owner hurriedly called someone to deliver the goods.
"What's going on? This morning, I've sold hundreds of bottles......"
The supermarket owner, looking at the boys who are still secretly coming to buy these two things, feels that this matter is strange, enough to be included in the top ten unsolved mysteries of Jian'an No. 1 Middle School this year.
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