Chapter Twenty-Four: Picking Generals Before the Battle
In this way, the camping of bitter* was simply over. From then on, it was no longer the great King Xiao Chen who led everyone, but the two princesses who led their own kings and a kind of general, Xiao Chen completely retreated. Xiao Chen was completely speechless, is this Nima still the king? It's just a kind of being abused by the princess, the harem is in power, is this the rhythm of the small court to perish?
It didn't take long for everyone to run back to the city, and then Xiao Chen was pulled back to the palace by the ears of the two princesses. In desperation, Xiao Chen had no choice but to watch Du Dazhuang and the others secretly turn back after the female devil left. Nima, what kind of rhythm is this, you are embarrassed to leave this king here and run back to drink by yourself, how can it be so uninteresting.
The next morning, the morning was supposed to resume yesterday's meeting. As a result, there were only a few civil officials standing there in the dignified territory. I'll go, it's not a pleasant thing to play. In a fit of rage, Xiao Chen immediately ordered the only four guards in his palace to quickly bring back those bastards in the barracks.
When the four guards left, Xiao Chen couldn't help but be a little suspicious. Will these four goods be able to pull those bastards back? You must know that the group of generals are all at the level of military generals, there is also a famous general, a historical general, and several good generals, can they pull it back? It's a bit hanging, but in the end, the four goods actually used four ropes to tie two or three each, and one person pulled a rope and walked leisurely while gossiping. Xiao Chen watched the four people pulling the four ropes full of dead pigs, and was dumbfounded, Nima, three or four generals have five or six hundred catties. In this way, Nima actually went directly to the ground of the main hall as if he was playing, what the hell is going on. Why, why don't such people go to the barracks? Oh, I know, why are there so many guards in the palace of labor-capital. This Nima is a master, no wonder you are not worried about the safety of the master.
A group of generals were thrown to the main hall by four small guards, damn, they are all cattle. How much wine did you bastards drink yesterday, they were all tied up and dragged on the ground for an hour, and they still slept like dead pigs, I wiped it, can you give more force?
A group of civil officials, plus their own king and princess, just looked at the dozen or so drunkards lying crookedly on the ground. Xiao Chen's idea is: It is inevitable that the harem will interfere in politics, and it seems that the country is going to perish. There was no way, the two concubines sat on the side, and Xiao Chen had to look at the faces of the two little ladies when he said anything.
The thinking of the civil officials is that this is too embarrassing. Anyway, they are all members of the state, how can they look like this. In the end, Prime Minister Li Dacheng finally couldn't stand it anymore, and called the four little guards to come up and ask him to wake up this group of Qiu Eight Bosses. After that, the four little guards walked up to the dozen or so goods one by one, and then there was a whirring punch and kick.
Ten minutes later, more than a dozen bigwigs in the army got up from the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces. Then, the group of stupid hat generals looked around in confusion, and finally found their own king high above. Then, a group of people immediately knelt down and shouted: "Long live my king, long live, long live."
Fortunately, it seems that his generals are not stupid, although a little bit of reflection has become a little stunned. However, I can see myself, and I know that it is not bad to bow to myself, and I did not ignore this king.
"You guys, what's going on?" Xiao Chen's eyes widened, and he looked at them one by one, these were more than a dozen bastards who had betrayed him.
Ahem, ahem, a bunch of bastards, all blushing, looked at each other, and then the corners of each of you twitched. Nima, with herself, the boss obviously wants to fix a few brothers who were not righteous yesterday. "The king of Qiqi, the last general will be convicted, please punish the king."
Eh, your sister, please sin at every turn. I really want to see your words, but without you saying anything, labor and management will cut you. Now, I don't have to rely on you to save face for the army of labor and management. , alas, that's all said, what else can I do.
In desperation, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and Xiao Chen had no choice but to scold at this group of dying bastards: "Get out, get out." ”
Ahem, a group of generals listened to the bastard of their own boss. I can only fortunately promise: "No, long live my king, long live, long live, long live, the ministers will retire." Then, the generals ran out one by one, and the civil officials pointed to the group of generals talking and laughing shameless topics, and the eyes of the whole group of generals were as wide as boiled eggs, it seems that this group of civil officials will definitely not have good fruits to eat in the afternoon, otherwise how can the dignity of the generals exist.
Xiao Chen returned to the backyard, particularly speechless. Originally, I was going to lead the army to fight on the battlefield by myself, but even if I can't today, I have to discuss the journey of sending troops. But as a result, I saw the group of bigwigs in the army just now, do you think this group of drunks can really do a good job in the army, will they drag the army to the sea to bathe.
In the end, Xiao Chen had no choice, so let's break the meeting. Let's wait until those bastards wake up tomorrow before we talk about anything else. Otherwise, Xiao Chen was really worried that this group of bastards would take the team he had managed to pull up with great difficulty and take a bath in the sea and then be eaten up by a group of big whales. Thinking about that scene, Xiao Chen felt that countless poor little soldiers were desperately crawling in the sea in front of him, and there was a large group of black more than a dozen big whales chasing after him, as for the group of drunkard generals. All of them were drinking small wine, eating barbecue, and then shouting loudly to speed up and run quickly. After that, I took a big bite of fragrant meat.
Thinking about the picture just now, Xiao Chen firmly believed without doubt that if this group of drunkards really set off with their troops today, this scene would really happen. So, for the sake of your own future, let's wait for those bastards to wake up.
At the end of the day, in addition to strolling down the street, teasing the birds, looking at the red sunset, and looking at the daughter-in-law's breasts, it was time for the hard work of the night.
Early the next morning, Xiao Chen was pulled out by a group of bandits. Suddenly, Xiao Chen became angry, Nima, who is this? Don't know whose territory this is? The territory of labor and management dared to break into the master's boudoir without permission, and he didn't know that the master was doing sports. Bastard, you don't even know how to put on a dress for you when you pull yourself out.
After Xiao Chen saw this group of bandits clearly, he completely broke out, and kicked two feet at these dozen bastards. As soon as he finished kicking, Xiao Chen heard a discordant sound.
"Woo woo woo" a horn sounded, and then the big drums of the barracks in the city sounded.
"What's going on with this Nima, and why is there a horn sound?" Xiao Chen looked at the generals with a confused expression. Wang Ping immediately said: "Oh, I'm the king, now everyone has brought the army to our doorstep." Otherwise, the little ones would not dare to disturb the king's good dreams even if they were killed. ”
What the? People hit their own turf pull? What is this, is he so unlucky, there is a Gotil, and now there is another one. Rely on, you are only a farmer for a month, and this wish cannot be achieved.
There's no way, everyone has killed them, how can you do it if you don't fight. The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth. Shout our slogan: Masturbation of the pipe and the old mother.
Seeing that his boss looked desperate, Wang Ping hurriedly reported: "This time it is the system wild city in the west that has come to attack us. According to our estimates, the other side should have trained the infantry and planned to fight with us. According to the reconnaissance report, the total number of enemy troops was more than 3,500. Among them, there are 1,000 archers, 500 single sword soldiers, 1,000 spearmen, and 1,000 sword and shield soldiers, and the strength is still very good. ”
"Fuck it, it's not bad? The master killed the girl every second. By the way, what do those bastards in the MIA do, and why do the scouts in your barracks eat, they don't have fucking eyes, or will the other side be invisible? Three or four thousand people have not found out? If you can find it in advance, it will save you more trouble to directly set up an ambush. ”
As soon as Wang Ping finished reporting the news he got, he was scolded by Xiao Chen a few times, and he was immediately aggrieved to death. Nai Nai is a bear, can labor and management be blamed for this? When I returned to the barracks, I was supposed to go out of the city to scout and the guards actually drank a little wine together, and the bigwigs of the Military Intelligence Bureau just crawled out of the kiln this morning. But you can't say this, otherwise you won't only offend people but you won't be able to run away.
After a while, Xiao Chen led a group of generals to pull 3,000 men out of the city to fight.
Chen Lie was in his big tent at the moment, looking at Spring and Autumn. Just then, a tall figure lifted the curtain and walked in. I saw that this strong man was eight feet tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and an iron armor draped over his body, which made him even more powerful and majestic.
Chen Lie looked at the number one general under his command: Dong Hu, and asked, "Ziying (Dong Hu), come here, what's the matter?" "Your Majesty, at present, our army has already arrived in Donglin City, why is it stationed under the city and not attacking the city wall for a long time?" Dong Hu returned to the road.
"It's not that I don't attack Donglin City, it's that our army has just arrived, and there are no siege equipment. Now, it's time to take a break and build siege equipment by the way. Chen Lie looked at this thing and said impatiently. Ya, you don't know this goods, this guy is a member of the general, and the martial arts are good, I can't say it, but his brain is too stupid. Okay, you're stupid, and you admit it, but why do you have to break the casserole and ask the end if you don't understand? I'm not bothered with you.
Suddenly, a small soldier rushed into the big tent. "Report, Your Majesty, the commander of the enemy army led an army of 3,000 people and dozens of generals to fight."
What's that? That small town still dares to come out and fight with itself? There are only 3,000 soldiers and horses, and there are quite a few. But it doesn't matter, I still have such a general.
So, in this way, the two armies confronted each other in front of the battle.
Xiao Chenjun, the armor and banners are all red. As for Chen Lie's, it is earthy yellow, no, in Xiao Chen's words, it is not called earthy yellow, it is called yellow, and the two armies each have 3,000 men and horses, and they are lined up in formation. The following is that according to the habits of the Chinese, it should be a pre-battle pick. Hehe, it's good to pick a general before the battle, and kill the opponent's general, not only can you increase your impression points, start your fame, but also make meritorious contributions, who doesn't like this kind of thing?
"Hey, I'm the general Showa, the rabbit cubs on the other side, who will fight the uncle." Xiao Chen was still cutting rock-paper to decide who would fight the first game, and a big man with a beard and a long axe came out on the opposite side, shouting there.
"The thief is crazy and eats a shot from the master." Before Xiao Chen could react, an unknown young general rushed over with a spear. Nima, did labor and management let you out? Well, look at how handsome you look, and your character should be good.
After the scene, Xiao Chen, who watched it, twitched the corners of his mouth. Eh, this stupid risk, the martial arts are not high, and he rushes forward desperately. Even Qiu Ba's boss doesn't have to take the lead like this, just kill someone with a knife, it's a shame.
"Luo Cheng, kill him for me. Shihe solves the board, three-way seconds reward a thousand dollars, and a second rewards a thousand dollars. Xiao Chen shouted loudly to the soldiers behind him.
Then, I saw that among the small soldiers, a super handsome guy who was so handsome that he was fascinated by thousands of women immediately ran out. As soon as Wang Ping saw the little soldier, he immediately jumped off the horse very consciously and gave way to Luo Cheng. As for Luo Cheng, he will be dressed as a small soldier, not that he secretly drank alcohol once, and was taken by the great king to take revenge on his previous hatred. As a result, the famous general worked very hard as a soldier for a few days.
Showa Naya, at first glance, saw a little white face, still wearing the armor of a small soldier. Suddenly laughed and said, "Is there no one in Donglin City?" Actually sent such a little white face to fight, hahaha, boy, hurry home and eat milk. ”
Why are many generals in history careless about their young generals? Even if you underestimate the enemy, the key is to lose your life. Think about the time when Changshan Zhao Zilong killed seven in and seven out of Changban Slope, and Cao * ordered not to let the arrows go. But he was actually killed by dozens of generals, which can be said to be the first rank of general among the ten thousand armies. The main reason is not that everyone looks down on our handsome guys, even the open jaw of General Wuliang was almost killed. After all, at that time, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were famous in Liu Beijun, Zhao Yun? Who, I don't know.
Now, it's a light enemy again, and the result is that before Showa can react, he was directly killed by Luo Cheng's handsome guy.
"Good. Well done, Luo Cheng. After going back, enjoy the beautiful women. Xiao Chen saw Luo Da handsome guy show his might, it was called an excitement, although he is still a black household, he has already made a small contribution to himself.
Xiao Chenjun around was also excited, why. Didn't you see Luo Cheng's reward, that's a beautiful woman. Seriously, money is nothing, it's all outside the body. But the beauty rewarded by the king must be very beautiful, if he can marry this daughter-in-law, what kind of soldier will he be. Isn't it to become a soldier just to earn more money for yourself and strive to get a good daughter-in-law?
The morale is high, Xiao Chen turned his head to look at this group of little soldiers, all of them were for the king's beauties, and their eyes were red. Do you want to attack yourself?
Chen Lie knew who Showa was, after all, he was one of the only two good generals under his command. At this time, he was actually picked off the horse by the enemy general, in this case, Dong Hu estimated that no one could stop him.
Of course, Dong Hu saw that Showa was killed by the enemy general, but he didn't think that the other party would be so powerful. As the pinnacle of the general level, he can also take Showa in one second. As for the young general opposite, Dong Hu didn't think that the other party's age of only twenty years old could surpass him. As for the historical-level famous generals, Dong Hu never thought that there would be historical-level generals in our place?
Facts will prove how ridiculous ignorant people are, nothing is impossible in the world