"Well, it's dawn, and the sun is on your ass."

King got up in a daze, in the middle of the night last night, because the strange man was eliminated, the hotel personnel returned again, tossing him for a long time before he fell asleep, but he didn't expect to wake up, it was already noon.

He washed up, got dressed, and prepared to go out to Saitama's house.

Downstairs, he settled the opening money of the hotel, went out and turned to the nearby supermarket, and rarely came to the door, always to buy some gifts.

There are no special sales in this supermarket called "Renrenle", and it is estimated that Saitama has not been there.

He pushes a shopping cart and browses through the supermarket.

"Well, I heard that spinach helps hair growth, Saitama should like to eat it, buy a few in the past, eh, cabbage also has the same effect, well, no wonder Saitama likes to eat cabbage so much in the manga, I see, by the way, Chinese medicine in the previous life said that ginger shampoo has the effect of preventing hair loss, give Saitama ...... In the future, maybe it will be used one day. ”

"Huh, hair growth tonics? This kind of thing...... A few more bottles, Saitama is in the late stage of baldness, and a bottle of hair growth agent ironclad is not good for healing. ”

"Oh my God, how can there be adult magazines in the supermarket? Wow, this girl...... This girl...... Well, bring it, Saitama is alone and needs some books to relieve boredom. ”

King looked around the supermarket, picked out a lot of "Saitama necessities" after a while, and when the shopping cart couldn't fit down, he pushed the cart to the cashier to settle the bill.

"Sir, please wait a moment."

Ding dong!

The supermarket cashier lady scans the code for the goods purchased by King.

Since King bought a bit more stuff and it took some time to count the money, he looked at the supermarket public TV hanging on the wall, which was broadcasting the latest news.

Moderator: "During this time, everyone can see that the appearance of a large number of mosquitoes annoys us, so what is the reason for the large number of mosquitoes this year? Our program team invited a mosquito expert who has published several books - Kaffic expert to answer for everyone. ”

Caffich: "Hello everyone, first of all, in conclusion, according to our survey, the mosquitoes that appeared this year are a new species, so ...... I don't quite understand either. ”

“……”

The host scolded, "Then get out of me." As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that he was broadcasting the news, and immediately coughed dryly twice, and apologized to the audience: "Sorry, I lost my temper, let me take a look at the route of the mosquito group, the mosquito population outbreak is fashionable and at the junction of Z city and B city, and now it has gradually flocked to the urban area of Z city, it is predicted that in another one or two hours, a large number of mosquitoes will enter Z city, I hope that all citizens will do a good job of mosquito prevention." ”

"I'll just say that there have been a lot of mosquitoes lately, and it turns out that there is a mosquito outbreak."

King looked at the news reports about the recent surge in mosquito populations and remembered that he missed the life of the Banggu Dojo at night when he had mosquitoes buzzing in his ears all the time.

"Ding Dong!"

The cashier finally finished the calculation and said politely: "Hello sir, your goods will cost a total of 2,357 yuan." She glanced at the adult magazine, hesitated, and asked softly, "Sir, I think you might ...... Some paper towels are needed. ”

"Huh?"

The king who was paying for it was full of confusion, and reacted after half a ring, I wiped it, it makes sense, what if Saitama doesn't have a tissue? Do you use panties? How embarrassing!

"Thanks for the reminder."

He hurriedly added two more "Epsom Stop" brand tissues.

Miss cashier blushed slightly and whispered, "You're welcome." ”

After settling the bill, King was about to leave with two large bags in his hand, when a temporary news item suddenly appeared on the news channel on the TV.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, because the situation is urgent, we temporarily insert the latest news about the mosquito plague, there are currently a large number of mosquitoes are pouring towards Z City, and the bitten livestock have all been sucked dry of blood and turned into dried corpses, if you encounter a mosquito swarm outside, please be sure to evacuate as soon as possible......"

King looked at the dried corpse livestock broadcast on TV in a daze, and the memories of watching anime in the past turned out, and the corners of his mouth twitched, this Nima is ...... The mosquito girl is coming.

He thought of the horrific blood-sucking mosquitoes, hesitated, after all, he didn't step out of the supermarket, and the plan to visit Saitama was put on hold again, he sighed slightly, "Saitama, Saitama, could it be that our handsome and bald combination is born with incompatible characters?" Why is it that every time I come to you, nothing good happens? ”

He sighed for a moment, and calmed down to recall the plot about the appearance of mosquito girls in the anime, and Genos appeared...... Fight...... Saitama chases mosquitoes and comes over...... Incineration cannon spray...... Saitama whole body red (river crab) naked...... Well, wait a minute.

He had a flash of inspiration and seemed to have grasped some kind of indescribable G-spot, Saitama was naked all over his body (river crab)?

He smiled meaningfully and asked the cashier, "Miss, do you have cameras in the supermarket?" ”

"Yes, three hundred and eight."

Well, three hundred and eight, pit people to get home, no problem.

……

Woohoo!

Saitama, unaware of the fact that his perfect body was remembered, was watering his cactus with his dead fish-eyed baby elephant water.

Haqiu~

For some reason, he suddenly sneezed, and then touched the wing of his nose, secretly wondering, since he exercised to be bald, he has not been sick again, why did he sneeze today? Odd.

Buzzing!

Before his doubts could be answered, a mosquito appeared in front of him and swayed, making an annoying buzzing sound, and finally landed on the back of his hand ready to suck blood.

He stared at the mosquito, quietly raised his other hand, and slapped it down violently.

Syllable!

Buzzing!

The mosquito escaped from Saitama unharmed and luckily swayed in front of him arrogantly again.

Bang! Bang!

Saitama's right hand grabbed the mosquito at a very fast speed, but the mosquito's setting seemed to be 100% dodge, and even if he was invincible, he couldn't do anything with the mosquito.

Buzzing!

I'm afraid that the mosquito is even more proud, and actually rides on Saitama's face...... !

Syllable!

Saitama slapped the timing again, and with a snap, that strength might be able to kill a dragon-level monster in seconds.

Buzzing!

Alas, it's a pity that the mosquito has its own protagonist aura, no matter how strong the enemy is, it is as tenacious as a cockroach.

“……”

Saitama's face turned dark, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and he gently put down the dead fish-eyed baby elephant sprinkler, staring at the flying mosquito with sharp eyes, and roared in his heart:

"Shoot mosquitoes seriously!"

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

In order to successfully eradicate the mosquitoes, he exerted twelve points of strength, leaving a terrifying afterimage of him on the balcony.

I don't know how many ghost-level dragon-level monsters killed by him were so angry that they crawled out of the grave, Lao Tzu is a strong man, but he can't compare to a mosquito? Don't mention it, after drying this bowl of Meng Po soup, we will be reincarnated as mosquitoes in the next life.