Chapter 7 Digging the foot of the wall, which does not exist
The moment he opened the door, the dazzling sunlight sprinkled on Yakumo's face, and Yakumo couldn't help but cover his eyes and roll back into the house.
Although Yakumo is not a real otaku, he has a common problem that otaku have, that is, he doesn't like to go out, even if he has something to do, he will leave when he finishes it, and he will never be exposed to the sun for a long time.
Yakumo prefers the delicate and gentle moonlight to the hot and unrestrained sun.
Of course, these are just excuses.
"As a salted fish, or a salted fish king who has been salty until it stinks, how could I possibly go out in the sun? That's what European seals do! This is a speech made by a salted fish when he was dragged out of bed by his classmates when he was in college, and of course, in the end, he succumbed to the obscenity of many roommates and went out obediently.
It can be seen that Yakumo's character is actually a little, suffered?
Anyway, why should I complain about myself!
"Huh? What's wrong? Suwako was curious, she was very interested in a certain salted fish, no, a certain salted dragon.
Don't get me wrong, although she is Lori on the surface, Suwako, who doesn't even know how long she has lived, naturally doesn't have any special emotions towards a certain salty dragon.
She was just just curious, like the mirror in the sky, in his words, probably called a convex lens?
"What are you?" Yakumo opened a crack in the door and found that Suwako had put a glass-like thing in the sky in a frenzy.
Is there glass in this era? After the science that died in battle, did you also die tragically at the hands of this group of poops!
"This thing looks like it can gather light." Suwako said proudly, "So I made a piece, it's warm and comfortable." ”
It's almost on fire! Yakumo's eyes twitched, and he found that the grass next to Suwako had a loveless look, and he shrugged his head.
"I don't even understand the hobbies of your gods!" Suwako complained that her poor subordinates were much worse than those humans who believed in them, at least even if they didn't know they could see it, they were respectful when they worshipped.
Although she thought so in her heart, Suwako still removed the convex lens in the sky.
As a god with discipline, it is also necessary to understand the hobbies of her subordinates, not to mention, she has too many questions to know about this witch who got by mistake.
"My shrine maiden, is there a lot of fun in the East? Like this", Suwako said, pointing to the convex lens she had removed.
"Oriental?"
"That's right," Suwako was a little curious, "aren't you from the East?" ”
It's the East, but it's not the East it is now!
Yakumo still complained, "If you want to see this, I'm afraid you'll have to mix it up for 1,800 years first." Besides, can you still go to the East? ”
In this time of wonder what time, science? Hehe!
However, the condition of time seems to have no threshold for the gods? It is estimated that Suwako doesn't know how old she is now.
It seems that it feels like what Yakumo said makes sense, and Suwako is a little disappointed and changes the subject.
"Did all of your shrine maidens defeat the gods and bring them back to worship?"
"Wait, how did you come to this conclusion?" Yakumo's whole person is not good.
"Don't you remember a lot of stories of shrine maidens defeating gods and living together! For example, the undisciplined shrine maiden named Hakurei Reimu. ”
Suwako is resurrected, staring at Yakumo with big shining eyes, like a bird looking forward to feeding.
"O Hakurei shrine maiden! Wait a minute! Yakumo suddenly reacted and said in horror, "You can see my thoughts?!"
"Of course!" Suwako's family said proudly.
"I'll go!"
"Can't!"
"You can't be proud!" Yakumo rolled her eyes, but of course she didn't say it.
"I saw it." Suwako said coldly.
"You?"
"I may not be able to discover your other thoughts, but I can see your thoughts about this god at any time." Suwako looked at Yakumo with a smile, which made him feel a little weak.
"So! I'm sad! Suwako covered her eyes and faced Yakumo, looking like she was about to cry. I don't know anything about my shrine maiden! My shrine maiden didn't tell me anything! ”
Yakumo was sweating profusely and looked at the coquettish and cute, completely abandoning his majestic Suwako, and couldn't help but be discouraged for a while, this god seems to be a little difficult to deal with!
"I can't stand this terrible god! Welcome to Job-hopping! Little brother! A gap suddenly appeared in the air, and half of Yakumo Purple's body came out faintly.
Faster than Yakumo's reaction, it was Suwako who covered her eyes, and I saw her raise her hand casually and shove a huge brick into the gap.
Under Yakumo's stunned expression, she smiled innocently, and then covered her face. "Let's move on."
Give back the cute god you were when you first met! Yakumo roared inwardly.
"Don't ignore me!" A monster sage resurfaced on the other side, resembling a creature called a gopher.
……
In Suwako's house.
"Cut! What are you here for? Suwako sat on the bed unhappily, staring at the monster sage sitting in mid-air with a big grin.
"As you can see! I'm here to dig the wall..."
In Yakumo's envious eyes, Suwako's ability to raise her hand is a brick, and her ability to manipulate the earth is also quite powerful to some extent. Especially this ability to touch bricks anytime and anywhere is simply a salted fish's dream!
"Alright, no kidding!" Yakumo dodged Suwako's bricks and began to look good. "Little brother! What is your name? ”
Stare at!
Yakumo looked up and saw that the two gods/demons were staring at him intensely.
Yakumo touched his head uncomfortably, "Me? My name is Yakumo! ”
In the midst of an unspeakable silence, the gaze of a certain blonde Lori god made Yakumo a little creepy.
"Good job, huh? Juvenile. Yakumo reacted with a fox-like smile on her face. Although some of them don't conform to the rules of Yakumo's home color naming, however, I agree, as long as you help me. ”
"Wait!" Yakumo said playfully, "I didn't say my surname was Yakumo. ”
When the two on the opposite side were confused, Yayun Hao said with a smile, "Under the surname Eight, the name is Yun Hao!" Don't make a mistake! However, if you were to call me Aba, I wouldn't mind. ”
Yakumo finished with a smile, filling Yakumo's face with black lines.
This time it was Suwako's turn to hold back a smile, "Yakumo Purple, it seems that Xiaoyun doesn't buy your account!" ”
"I'll give you another chance! Juvenile! No, Xiaoyun! Yakumo Zi straightened her chest, revealing her body that had finished destroying Suwako. Our house is so much better than here! ”
"Old woman!" Suwako was angry, she bowed her head sadly, and her eyes easily crossed the two poached eggs and saw the surface of her feet.
Tut!
This temptation is a bit big!
However, Yakumo was unwavering. "I'm sorry, I'm already a shrine maiden of Suwako, and I won't change jobs until Suwako gives up on me!"
With the purple old woman? Maybe one day I'll be killed by the pit!
"Oh!" Yakumo Zi was stunned, she thought of being rejected, but she didn't expect it to be for this reason, for a moment, Yakumo Zi promised that it was only for a moment, and her heart seemed to be a little envious of Suwako. "Unnecessary loyalty? It's hard to understand that you're a monster with human thoughts! ”
"Xiaoyun!" Suwako hugged Yakumo's thigh with teary eyes, because, she can only get there! Lori's sorrow!
You don't really believe it, do you? Looking at the moving appearance of one god and one demon, Yakumo Hao felt a faint pain in his heart.
Actually, I'm the one who controls it.
This sentence lingered in his mouth for a long time, but he still didn't say it after all.
In the silence, Kaos ran out and angrily brushed his presence.
"I have a task for you here, and there will be a reward for completing it."
"No, I have a bad feeling." Yakumo complained.
"Dismissed!"
Yakumo's scalp is numb.
[Mission: Divine Strategy Project!]
You've managed to get the attention of Suwako and Yakumo, and they've decided to observe you! Do you think that's a good thing?
Success Reward: Opinion Increase!
Failure Punishment: I don't think dead people need to be punished! ]
Don't cheat Dad!
Seeing Yakumo ignoring herself and Yakumo Murasaki, with an expression of communicating with the air, Suwako couldn't help but smile.
With this witch here, in the future, it won't be so boring, I'm really looking forward to it.