Avant-garde failed jokes

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"Avant-garde, I heard that you are going to become a wedding ship?" Bismarck, who was busy with the work in his hands, looked up and asked.

Now there are only two people left in the office, she and Qianwei, and there are no other ship girls there, so she can now ask this secretary general who is about to be put on a wedding ring by the admiral like herself. Although the two parted ways because of some differences of opinion before, she was still more concerned about avant-garde things, otherwise she would not have come to the current town guard mansion because of her prayers.

"Yes," nodded the avant-garde in her smart white shirt, who lay on her back on the wooden chair with her hands outstretched, her proud bust curved in full display before Bismarck's eyes. "I wanted to say this idea a long time ago, but I was busy all the time and didn't have time."

When she moved from Jiqi, her mind was fully revealed, but she just didn't say it.

"That's right, after all, you were the secretary general of the Governor's Mansion before, and with your good figure, it is a matter of course to become a wedding ship." Bismarck looked at the edgy in a shirt and skirt with a seductive smile. "A young admiral like the Admiral, who has only recently graduated from the Academy, has no resistance to you."

"Otherwise, all the wedding ships in the town guard mansion will not all be mature big sisters." Avant-garde smiled and nodded, "Even the youngest Saratoga is a lovely little sister to the Admiral. But," said this, her tone began to change. "Recently, I heard from the Admiral that he seems to be thinking about the big mackerel becoming a wedding ship."

"Big mackerel?" Bismarck raised his eyebrows, "I think the Admiral said that kind of thing, although it is serious, but there is also a premise, it will have to wait until she grows up, but it is just a consideration, so although it is a bit hurtful to say these words, it is indeed true." ”

"So you think the Admiral is lying?" Avant-garde asked.

"I don't think it's a lie, but ...... I don't think it's realistic. Bismarck hesitated for a moment, then spoke his mind. I'll admit that fish is cute, but it's not enough to be a wedding ship. ”

"No, you still don't know the fool." Avant-garde smiled bitterly, "He is the kind of person who will do what he says, although sometimes what he says is not what he really wants, but once he speaks, he will do it no matter what, if he doesn't do it, there will only be a reason." ”

"That's how he really can't fulfill his promise, right?" Bismarck took over and sighed and laughed. When the guard came to look for her before, she didn't want to come here to help at first, after all, the stable life in the academy was more suitable for her with her sister.

But when she listened to the whole story of the avant-garde, her unbreakable heart was still shaken. The end result was as she imagined, and the foolish Admiral was indeed worthy of her resignation from the Royal Academy. "So the avant-garde feels that the big mackerel will definitely become a wedding ship, and it's just a matter of time."

"yes, so I'm distressed too." The avant-garde pouted and nodded, "If Sister Fuyuki and Fantasy follow that fish's example, I really have to consider having the gendarmerie take the Admiral away for molesting an underage girl." ”

"Huh...... Is it so serious? The corners of Bismarck's mouth twitched, not knowing how to respond to the avant-garde joke. After all, no matter how she is said to be the secretary general of the Governor's Palace, she still has the right to arrest the Admiral who has strange thoughts about the young girl ship's mother. If you catch your own hungry admiral, I'm afraid you'll ...... It's really just a joke. "It's not going to be avant-garde...... Do you really have such a bold idea? ”

She looked at the unsmiling avant-garde, as if she saw incomparable seriousness in her eyes.

"Who knows?" The avant-garde shrugged his shoulders, and the charming curves of the white shirt trembled slightly. "If I, the secretary general, am not satisfied with my married life, maybe I will...... Do it. She replied with a wicked smile, which made Bismarck's heart furious.

"If you do this, I'm afraid your married life will really ...... It's gone, the Admirals are all imprisoned by you, and there is no married life left. Bismarck looked strangely at the secretary general, who suddenly liked to joke, she remembered that the blonde girl had always said a lot, let alone jokes, and it was almost impossible to hear a joke from the secretary general.

Could it be that love can also make people change so much? Even this secretary general, who never jokes, would speak like this.

"If you disappear, you will disappear, it's a big deal that I will move to the Governor's Mansion Prison in the future, and I will pamper this young girl every day to control the perverted Admiral." The avant-garde replied nonchalantly, as if it was not a loss for her to do anything, and she preferred to go with the latter, at least then she could have it alone.

"Secretary-General, you have this idea...... It's really peculiar. Bismarck chuckled, "It's the first time I've heard of a shipwreck trying to take her own admiral to prison, but that's right, after all, you're the secretary general of the Governor's Palace, and you have the power and the ability." ”

"It's the first time I've had this idea, but it's just talking, and I don't do it at all." The avant-garde smiled that you had been deceived, and the smug that you didn't expect me to make such a joke was written on her face. "You said that no ship's mother would do this, although I am the secretary general, but before that, I was the commander's ship's mother."

"So what did you just say...... Are you all joking? Bismarck was a little incredulous, she had the impression that the avant-garde was as boring as herself, and that joking was a waste of time in their eyes, and that it was better to train more at the training ground in order to survive the powerful attacks of the deep sea.

But now that she had heard the word joke from the mouth of the secretary general, she wondered if she had heard something wrong with her ears.

"yes, didn't you hear that?" The avant-garde asked earnestly with wide-eyed eyes.

"I'm sorry...... I really didn't hear it, your expression was so serious, I thought you were really going to take the Admiral to him like that...... What crime to get to jail. In that case, I'm afraid that our town guard will be laughed at by the other admirals. ”

"Am I just joking and I'm just a failure?" The avant-garde expression was a little frustrated, she had thought that her change would be successful, but ...... But he almost took his past best friend seriously.

"Okay, it's good you said it clearly, otherwise...... I'm serious. Bismarck sighed, "And the avant-garde, you should not make any jokes next time, otherwise I am afraid it will really lead to some unnecessary trouble, just like this time." ”

"Alright, alright, I know." The avant-garde raised his hand in surrender, "This is the first and last time, I originally wanted to learn how to joke about becoming a wedding ship, so as to further close the relationship with the admiral, but now it seems that ...... I really don't have that talent. ”

"Whether you don't or not, I'm the same, joking is like telling the truth." Bismarck stood up and shook his head, "So it's better to be yourself, after all, isn't what the Admiral likes for us really is?" ”