Chapter 584: Mind Slip! (Please subscribe!)
Saemon suddenly started driving, which caught people off guard.
When she heard Oemon's proposal, her pretty face quickly turned red, and she looked at Saemon in embarrassment, and at the same time looked at Saemon with a scumbag in her eyes.
Zhizhen also looked at his old friend a little confused, looking at his serious appearance, obviously not joking.
"You're drunk, Saemon!" Zhizhen reacted and hurriedly complained.
However, Saemon shook his head seriously and said, "Rather than go on like this, sooner or later everyone will be hurt, you might as well have it together." Everyone was happy. ”
Zhizhen is confused, this Saemon is a bit seriously slippery, and there is still such a statement? It's really unheard of.
Saemon looked at the bewildered Shizhen and smiled, "I really think it's okay like this, they will probably be willing!" ”
Willing to be a ghost! Zhizhen was surprised, worthy of someone who has watched "Intimacy Paradise", and the words he said made people completely unable to keep up with the rhythm.
"Hehe, goodbye." Shijin didn't want to talk to Saemon too much.
Seeing that Shizhen didn't believe it, Saemon smiled, looked at Yakori, and said, "You don't believe it?" Okay, Phosphorus, do you promise? ”
Shima saw that Saemon actually went to ask Tsuki, and he was immediately surprised, what's the matter, Saemon is addicted to driving.
Zhizhen glanced at Saemon with some displeasure and said, "Saemon, what are you asking nonsense!" ”
Saying that, Zhizhen turned his head to look at Zhi Phosphorus and comforted: "Zhi Phosphorus, you don't have to pay attention to him, he drank too much." What nonsense. ”
Hearing this, Tsuki's face turned even redder, and he glanced at Saemon in a panic, and said, "I'm back in the room, Saemon senior!" ”
Muttering, he fled back to his room, slamming the door shut.
This reaction is really funny, Saemon laughed twice, girl.
However, Zhizhen looked at Saemon unhappily and said, "Look, I've made everyone angry and run away." ”
There was still some blame in his tone, Saemon glanced at Zhizhen like a fool, and finally couldn't help it: "Your EQ is really low." ”
“???” Zhizhen was insulted by Saemon, and immediately became excited: "This is low emotional intelligence, this is self-protection, Saemon, I'm afraid you have seen too much, is the Crystal Palace so easy to open, Brother Cheng's fate is a bloody example!" ”
"Who is Brother Cheng?" Saemon naturally didn't know the name of Makoto.
"It's just a super scumbag, nicknamed a humanoid self-propelled cannon, and there are countless sisters, not to mention dozens. I'm about the same age, but do you know the result, I was dismembered by my girlfriend with a firewood knife! Zhizhen said with some horror.
Saemon was also a little surprised, there are such strange men and strange women in the world?
Zhizhen said again: "So reject the Crystal Palace, start with me." If I do what you say, I'll probably just be cut apart by Uemon with water, and then beaten with a mace every day and fed to Parker! ”
If Kakashi had heard this, he would have immediately refused, and Parker wouldn't have eaten such a filthy thing.
It's not unreasonable for Zhizhen to think so, this is the ninja world, and the girls in this world are not weak women who can only use firewood knives.
They're ninjas, not to mention the mountains and the ground, but Shattered Zhi really has more than enough eggs!
"So your proposal is clearly to kill me!" Zhizhen said seriously.
"Exaggerated, huh? Uemon and Everyday still won't be like this. Saemon felt that Shijin's idea was a bit exaggerated.
"Your sister's character, don't you know it, if you don't believe it, just ask." Zhizhen sneered.
Saemon, like him, has never been in love, and he dares to try to open the Crystal Palace, which is simply death.
But Zhizhen also expressed his understanding, the Crystal Palace has always been the dream of men, and the standard configuration of the two-dimensional protagonist. After all, in this year, there are few girls around, and they are embarrassed to say that they are the protagonists.
Saemon nodded and said, "Okay, I'll ask." ”
With that, Saemon shouted, "Uemon!" ”
Hearing this shout, the yako in the room pricked up his ears: "This voice is from Saemon seniors. ”
A girl who is so smart immediately reacted, and her face turned red: "Didn't the senior want to ask the question just now, right?" ”
Thinking of this, Tsuki got out of bed and put his ear to the door, wanting to hear what Uemon had to say.
"What?" A response from Uemon came from the room.
Seeing that Saemon really wanted to ask, Zhizhen scoffed, Saemon this guy, I really can't see it, his thoughts are so extreme, he really can't die in the heart of the Yellow River.
"Lord Zhizhen, he said he wanted to take you all, what do you think?" Saemon asked loudly.
Hey, what's wrong with that?
Zhizhen pondered for a moment, and suddenly his face changed greatly: "Saemon, is this my idea!?" You're trying to kill me, aren't you? ”
Sure enough, in the next second, there was an angry roar from Uemon in the room: "What!? Scum, die! ”
Look, Uemon is angry, right? Zhizhen hurriedly wanted to explain: "Uemon, you listen ......"
Saemon glanced at Shima with a smile, and without waiting for Shima to finish speaking, he continued to speak: "Don't be so excited, Youemon. You think about it. Master Zhizhen said that he actually likes you very much, and he doesn't know what to do, and he is also panicking at the moment. ”
"Saemon ahh Zhizhen's face turned red as an apple, and he wanted to strangle Saemon to death.
As soon as these words came out, the voice of the right emon in the room was a little higher, and there was a hint of panic: "Say...... What to say! Stop talking nonsense! ”
"It's true." Seeing that Saemon wanted to speak, Shijin pounced on him with a snort, but was held down by Saemon and continued: "Shiemon said that if it goes on like this, it will hurt everyone sooner or later, so it is better for everyone to be together, so it is both happy and happy." ”
"What is this called?" The face of the relinquishment in the room was already so red that it couldn't be more red: "Sister Uemon will be angry, right?" ”
Sure enough, a muffled sound suddenly came from the room of the right emon: "Dead cockroaches! ”
The next moment, Shizhen clearly felt a murderous aura coming out of the room, his face changed greatly, and he immediately burst out of adrenaline, broke free from the shackles of Saemon, grabbed the door, and ran into the street as if fleeing for his life.
"Brute, that's your sister!" Zhizhen complained wildly in his heart.
Saemon doesn't stop Shijin either, after all, things need to be dealt with over there every day.
However, just a few seconds after Shizhen fled, the killing intent disappeared, and the voice of the right emon rang out: "You...... You...... You let him in......"
Get in? What do you want to do when you enter the room? His heart was ashamed and excited, and his ears were pressed closer to the door.
However, there was no response from outside for a long time, and Phosphorus only heard a sound of the door opening.
In the living room, Uemon saw that Shizhen hadn't come, so he opened the door and came out to see where there was Shijin's shadow.
"Huh, big brother?" Before the words were finished, Uemon saw Saemon with an ambiguous smile, and she didn't know that she had been washed by Saemon, and suddenly blushed so much that she couldn't do it, and scolded: "Bastard big brother." ”
"Yo, Uemon, it seems that you still have this intention!" Saemon teased.
"Who has! Who would let him take advantage of this! Uemon hurriedly retorted in a panic and slammed the door shut.
Duduplicity, Saemon smiled, but unfortunately Shijin didn't see it.
Then he restrained his smile, regained his usual composure and composure, and walked to the balcony to look at the stars in the night sky.
In the room, she sat back on the bed, remembering Saemon's question just now, she hung her head and muttered, "Together?" I guess I don't have that qualifications. ”
In his tone, there was a hint of loneliness.