Prologue: Sister Nuwa, you are plump again
The terrain of the East Imperial Palace is towering, majestic and extraordinary, the whole Eastern Imperial Palace is like a sword and stands and builds, here is far away from the world, isolated from people, the East Imperial Palace is built on the East Emperor Mountain, the East Emperor Mountain is towering into the clouds, only to see the white clouds surrounding the mountainside on weekdays, do not know the true face of the mountaintop, the mountain is densely covered with forests, the waterfall is strange rock, rare birds and beasts, the fairy spirit is misty.
In the Donghuang Palace on the top of Donghuang Mountain, in a small room made of exquisite jade, a beautiful woman wearing an intricate flower-carved hairpin looks at the beautiful scenery of the fairy spirit under the mountain, her lips are slightly opened, and she drinks the elixir and jade liquid made of gold.
"Boom!" Just as she closed her eyes and enjoyed this elixir, the entire Eastern Imperial Palace trembled violently, the heavens and the earth flashed and thundered in an instant, visions were numerous, and the land of Shenzhou shook endlessly, like an apocalyptic scene.
The beautiful woman frowned, looked at the whole pot of agar syrup and jade liquid that had been spilled on the table, and sighed distressedly: "Alas, this is the last pot of agar and jade liquid." ”
"Sister Nuwa, now is not the time to care about the elixir! At this time, the vision of heaven and earth is similar to the birth of the monkey back then, I am afraid that there is another demon in this world? As the voice behind him sounded, a demonic young man in a purple and gold python robe, carrying a jar of twenty-year-old daughter Hong in one hand and a roast chicken wrapped in oiled paper in the other, appeared behind Nuwa.
"Tut, Sister Nuwa, you seem to be plump again!" The bewitching young man glanced at Nuwa, although Nuwa has a national beauty and a dusty temperament, which is far from comparable to the beauties of the world, but anyone, even if it is Da Luo Jinxian, indulges in fine wine and food all day long, how can there be any reason not to gain weight?
Nuwa, who was still feeling sorry for her elixir and jade liquid, was angry when she heard this, whether it was a woman or a fairy, she was very concerned about her figure! Her drunken peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly, and she said slightly angrily: "Donghuang Taiyi, did I let you in?" Don't forget to knock next time! ”
"There was a knock when I went out," Donghuang smiled.
"I mean my door, not yours!" Nuwa angrily threw the Jue in her hand at him!
"This East Palace, which door is not mine? But you, who often stay in my palace and don't leave, can't be said! Donghuang Taiyi grabbed the air in the air, grabbed Jue in his hands, and spread his hands helplessly, feeling very distressed in his heart.
I made this gold artifact, but it cost a hundred immortal jade to buy it, and you are embarrassed to throw it away like this......
"Oh, what are you looking for from me?" Knowing that she was at a loss, Nuwa sighed and immediately changed the subject.
"Oh, I forgot about it when you interrupted it, you also felt the vision of heaven and earth just now, right? I've counted it, I'm afraid the casualties in the world this time have exceeded 10,000! Donghuang Taiyi took out a pamphlet out of nowhere and flipped it up seriously.
"Really? As one of the supreme gods of Huaxia, you didn't even predict this vision of heaven and earth in advance, and let these innocent mortals be implicated, and punish you with 10,000 immortal jade! Nuwa was indignant, and pointed her right index finger at the Eastern Emperor Taiyi.
Donghuang Taiyi sighed bitterly and hatefully: "This vision is really strange, I can't even deduce it......" In an instant, his face changed, as if he felt that something was wrong, he jumped to his feet angrily, and also pointed at Nuwa with his right index finger, and retorted: "No! The point is why you want to fine me with 10,000 immortal jade! You are the ancestor of China, you know how to drink elixir and eat fat chicken every day! Now that something has happened, it has to be on my head, it's just outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, and in the grass sky! ”
Nuwa's face turned slightly pale when he said it, and she immediately defended: "Don't you know that foreign monks are good at chanting!" Now the people in the mortal world are bewitched by the little fat man who comes to believe in Buddhism or not, in addition to drinking elixir and eating fat chicken every day, what else can I do! I don't care about this, let Rulai take care of it! After saying that, she sat down on the ground, like a mortal girl who lost her temper, and shed tears of grievance.
"Alas, that's what I said, look at the temples, they are really full of incense, and look at my dojo...... Even the sparrows didn't want to fly over. Listening to Nuwa's words, Donghuang Taiyi also sighed.
He looked up at the sky, thinking about the good times when his dojo was full of people......
"Cough, back to business, this time there is a vision in heaven and earth, which is very similar to the last time Sun Wukong was born, I'm afraid another demon was born! Sun Wukong's kid is spineless, and he was defeated by Rulai Zhao'an in what kind of fight! This time, we must seize the opportunity to bring this newly-born demon under our command to fight against the Buddhist forces! Donghuang Tai stood up with a swish, and the whole person was like being beaten with chicken blood, clenching his right fist tightly, looking full of fighting spirit.
"Well, I have ambition, but please return the two thousand immortal jade you owe me before you fight Buddhism and revive my way!" Nuwa nodded approvingly, but she didn't have any hope for it, and said: "In case you fail this time and are beaten down by the little fat man of Rulai, who will return my fairy jade, pay it back first!" Her watery peach blossom eyes stared at Donghuang Taiyi tightly, serious and serious.
Donghuang Taiyi didn't know how to answer for a while, so he had to pretend to wipe his tears, snorted, and said in a crying voice: "Alas, it's not that I don't want to pay it back, it's not that our Daomen is too poor, and the monthly offering is only a few hundred immortal jade!" I heard that the little fat man who came to the house, the golden-winged Dapeng eagle raised at home, the monthly food expenses are thousands of fairy jade, and it is not as good as a pet, how can I have the money to pay it back to you? It's better for Sister Nuwa to be powerful, serve Lingshan in a pot, and then crown me as the lord of Lingshan, when the time comes, I can embezzle and embezzle public funds at will, and promise to honor you tens of thousands of immortal jade every month! ”
"Little Taiyi, you want to be the lord of Lingshan, this idea ......"
"That's a great idea, right? Sister Nuwa, you've decided to make a move, haven't you? You are so affectionate, please accept my worship! After speaking, he held the roast chicken wrapped in oiled paper with both hands, and knelt down with a plop!
"I mean, it's a good idea, but well, we need to ......think about it in the long run," Nuwa said thoughtfully, not forgetting to open the oiled paper, tear off a chicken leg and nibble on it.
"I knew you were scared!" Donghuang Taiyi stood up, took back a pack of roast chicken, tore off a chicken leg and gnawed it himself, and at the same time opened the altar of daughter red, and poured a few sips.
"Nonsense! I'm afraid of that little fat man? Today's vision, you go and find out quickly, if there is really a demon like Sun Monkey is born, we can make some fuss in it, and then let him deal with Rulai for us! ”
"Good! That's what I've been waiting for! Come, cheers to the great cause of our revival! No, dry chicken thighs! After saying that, the two touched the chicken leg and nibbled on it......
Just when the great god Nuwa and the Eastern Emperor Taiyi gnawed on the chicken legs, in Fuquan Town, thousands of miles away, a baby's cry sounded, and the fate of the land of Shenzhou gradually changed from this moment on......