068 Buried hamster training program

Koburi and Hayato haven't been out for a few days, and the two of them, who eat instant noodles every day, are starting to miss Ohira.

Of course, what they miss the most is the food made by Ohira. Compared to instant noodles, the food cooked by Ohira is simply a meal made by a five-star chef.

Because of eating instant noodles every day, Hayato now has a stomach ache when he sees instant noodles, but because he is too lazy to go out, he still persists.

After eating instant noodles that day, Hayato saw that Koburi was acting strangely.

I saw Xiao Bury looking at the hamster in the cage and smirking, and from time to time let out a few self-taught hamster words: "Squeak...... Squeaky ......"

Hayato on the side broke out in a cold sweat: "Xiao Bury, are you talking to a hamster?" ”

"Well, they've been chatting with me very happily since just now~" Xiao Bury, who was wearing a hamster suit, said without looking away and without raising his head.

"And what are they talking about?" Hayato was a little curious, but soon he would regret why he asked this.

The little thief smiled and replied, "They were talking about the smell of the feet of the path when they were walking on the floor. ”

Hayato was stunned for a moment, touched his feet and put them in front of his nose to sniff, wondering, "Strange, why can't I smell the stench?" ”

"Aha...... Xiao Bury rolled on the sofa with a smile, his stomach hurt from laughing, and his speech was intermittent: "They...... They also said, and they said that if I said that, you would smell your own stinky feet, hahaha! ”

"Small! Bury! ”

After a few moments, Hayato resumed reading the novel with satisfaction. Xiao Bury covered his little buttocks and was ashamed, and his cheeks were crimson: "Hmph! It's what they said, what's the matter? Why do you want to spank a little butt? ”

Hayato rolled his eyes, "What else do they say?" ”

"By the way, they said they wanted to eat steak today!" Xiao Bury said with his saliva in his mouth.

“…… This is obviously what you want to eat! Anyway, I think it's better to eat hamsters today, you and me, how about it? Hayato deliberately teased her.

Xiao Bury was startled, and hurriedly hid the two hamsters behind him: "You are too cruel!" I actually want to eat Ah Da and Ah Er! Besides, they're so small that they can't get enough to eat...... Or eat something else, right? ”

"Ah Da and Ah Er are their names?" Hayato was a little curious.

"yes, how about the names I gave them, that sounds good, right?" Koburi craned her neck, as if she was very satisfied with the name she had chosen, with an expression that made Hayato praise her.

Hayato rolled his eyes again, and since he met Xiao Bury, Hayato felt that he had rolled his eyes more and more often: "Your name is too casual!" ”

"Hmm...... That...... In the future, let's call Rat Taro and Rat Jiro! Xiao Bury pondered for a moment, then renamed the two hamsters.

“…… Name-aside, don't hamsters eat nuts and stuff like that? How would you want to eat steak? Hayato asked.

Xiao buried his eyes: "Hamsters, like people, occasionally want to change their tastes, eat too much vegetarian food, and occasionally want to eat some meaty food, right?" ”

"......" Hayato couldn't refute the crooked reasoning of Xiao Burying for a while, so he had to complain silently in his heart: "Fortunately, Rat Taro and Rat Jiro can't understand you, otherwise they will definitely cry ......"

"Well, it's just a joke to talk to them......," Xiao Bury suddenly admitted his nonsense.

Hayato continued to complain in his heart, "So this is a joke? ”

Xiao Buri couldn't hear Hayato's heart, and she continued, "Actually, I'm teaching them skills!" ”

"Skills?"

"yes, don't you see those circus animals, don't they all understand people's words and make a lot of movements?" Saying that, Xiao Bury also did a few classic movements performed by animals in the circus.

"What do you want them to learn?" Hayato's curiosity is piqued by Koburi.

The following part is a small buried fantasy.

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"Rat Jiro, bring me my drink~" Xiao Bury lay on the bed and read the novel, and instructed Rat Jiro.

A hamster carries a drink to the bedside of the small burial.

"Rat Taro, bring me my snacks~"

Another hamster carried snacks to Xiao Bury's bedside.

"You two have worked hard~"

Since then, Xiao Bury has lived a happy life without even going to bed.

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In the end, Xiao Bury smirked and concluded: "That's it, let them learn this skill of holding things, hehehe...... Goo hey hey ......"

Hayato stretched out his index finger and flicked it on Koburi's forehead: "Wake up, it's impossible for hamsters to learn such a skill......"

"Hurt ......" Xiao buried his forehead and was awake for a moment, and then fell into a bigger delusion: "Compared to this, if I can train 100 hamsters......"

The following is the 2.0 version of the fantasy of the small burial.

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"Run, take me to the toilet~" Xiao Bury commanded while lying on a hundred hamsters, reading the novel.

Numerous hamsters carried their little ones into the toilet.

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Then, Xiao Bury smirked and concluded, "So that I can lie down and move freely around the house!" Hey, hey...... Goo hey hey ......"

Hayato covered his forehead in pain, feeling that today's complaint was a little too much: "Don't you even want to go to the toilet?" How lazy are you......"

Xiao Bury suddenly took Hayato's hand and said, "Na, na...... Trail ~ Let's go buy 98 more hamsters ~"

Due to the excessive number of slots, Hayato didn't know how to complain: "What are you talking about! You're not really going to get 100 hamsters, are you? ”

"Of course I have to raise it! Buy it for me! ”

"No, don't even think about it!"

"Stingy!"

"yes, I'm just a stingy guy, so there's no way I'm going to buy you a hamster again!"

"Buy it for me! I'm going to do it! The hamster is not expensive, so buy it for me! "Xiao Bury began to sprinkle again.

“…… When your brother comes back, you ask him to buy it for you. He spoils you so much, he will definitely agree. "Helpless Hayato, decided to lead the trouble, Ohira, I'm sorry, who made her your sister?

"Oh, how did I not think of that? Hmph, don't beg you to be stingy, I'll look for my brother when he comes back! Koburi suddenly realized, and then gave up on Hayato.

Hayato mourned for Ohira for a second in his heart......