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Brother Le is going to lead Huang Yan to the house next door - a blind date!

"How can there be a blind date for the New Year~!" Huang Yan was reluctant.

"Not for you?"

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In less than a minute, Huang Yan came to the house next door to his third uncle.

It seems that her house is also a guest today; There were many people sitting in the room, men, women and children.

Brother Le entered the door and said, "Elders, Happy New Year!" ”

"Haha, fun, fun!" Everyone in the room laughed.

"Uncle Zhao, this is my younger brother, bring him over today to meet Xiaoshan to see if the happy event can be done!" Brother Le went straight to the point.

After saying this, Huang Yan felt like he wanted to run away - it was too direct!

Uncle Zhao looked up and down: "No problem!" Shan'er, come down, go on a blind date! ”

Who are these people~!

Huang Yan shouted in his heart, can you not be so direct? Is it okay to be tactful?

A woman came down from upstairs and glared at Uncle Zhao fiercely-Are you my father?

has good facial features, a delicate face, wearing a white down jacket and black pants; He is about 1.6 meters tall.

In terms of appearance and figure, it is impossible for such a beauty not to have a boyfriend?

Huang Yan was suspicious in his heart, but he didn't want to offend people during the New Year, and more importantly, he was no longer a mortal: "Let me introduce myself, Crescent Village, Huang Yan; live in a building, no car; Seven acres of land, three acres of land, one mountain, about 70,000 or 80,000 deposits in Kali, and the family is very poor! But parents are in harmony! ”

"My personal situation, no disease, no bad habits, no self-motivation! People are lazy, but delicious! Well~ that's all for the general situation. ”

As soon as the words fell, everyone in the room was stunned.

Did I watch a fake blind date today?!!!

Brother Le smiled awkwardly: "Uncle Zhao think about it first!" After speaking, he pulled Huang Yan and ran out.

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"Brother Yan! What are you doing here? Brother Le said angrily.

"Am I not rushing to get married? Of course, I have to be honest! ”

"Honestly? Don't say that, to be honest! ”

"Brother Le, if you are a girl, are you willing to be deceived?"

"You! ………… You have a point! Walk! Go home! Brother Le sulked and walked back.

"Brother Le! Such a beautiful girl, why don't you chase it? Huang Yan's gossip heart suddenly rose.

"She doesn't like 'uncle'!" Brother Ledao.

"Uncle?" Huang Yan tilted his head and thought, "That's not right! She is only twenty this year, and Brother Le, you are only twenty-five, how can you be an "uncle?" ”

"Three years older than her, it's an uncle!" Brother Le is a little annoying.

"Haha............ She's so delicious! Huang Yan laughed. She can't be so beautiful without a boyfriend, right? ”

"Yes! The man came to her house last time, but Uncle Zhao was not satisfied with the man. ”

The two returned home.

Huang Yan's parents immediately asked, "How is the situation?" ”

"Ask Brother Yan!" Brother Le didn't know what to say.

"What's going on?"

Huang Yan told the story.

"Haha............"

His relatives burst into laughter.

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Uncle Zhao's house.

"This young man~, I think, you can!" Uncle Zhao said.

"Dad! You? Xiao Shan was puzzled.

"Honestly! A person who hasn't married you before will start to lie to you! I will never agree with such a person! Uncle Zhao meant something.

"It's a little poor, but it's okay! The money your dad and I saved, plus his family's savings, is enough for you to live! Aunt Zhao also agreed.

"Mom! Do you too? ”

"Girl! Marrying someone is not about marrying a rich and high-ranking person, but about marrying the right person! Aunt Zhao sighed: "When your father first came to my house............

"Ahem!" Uncle Zhao coughed dryly.

"Tell me what happened to the first time you came to Mom's house?" The fire of gossip in Xiao Shan's heart "poofed" and burned.

"I know that! I'll say it! A woman in her forties and fifties said.

"Ahem! Cough! Uncle Zhao kept coughing.

"Ahem what? What to say, say! Aunt Zhao scolded.

Uncle Zhao picked up the tea and took a sip: "No, it's okay." ”

"At that time, when my second brother came to my house, my mother asked him: 'I heard that you met one, but why did you come to my house again?' Xiaoshan, guess what your father answered? ”

"Don't know? That's too difficult, isn't it? Xiao Shan frowned.

At this time, Uncle Zhao wanted to get up and leave, but was drunk by Aunt Zhao.

"That's it! This is my mother's test for him! He took a sip of tea: "At that time, the second brother replied like this - that one doesn't want me anymore!" ”

Everyone was stunned! Subsequently.........

"Ahaha............"

Suddenly, the room burst into laughter.

Although some people already know about it, they still feel funny when they are mentioned again.

"Hahaha...... Dad~! You're so interesting! Xiao Shan smiled and bent over.

"............" Uncle Zhao had a dark face and didn't say a word - from today on, I will be famous among my relatives.

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Seeing that everyone was laughing, Xiao Shan said: "Dad, have you ever thought about how someone can tell the truth about their family on a blind date?" ”

"Didn't I look like him then?"

"Dad, you were forced to say this when you were being harassed! And he said it on his own initiative, and the nature is different! ”

"What's the difference?"

"You are truly honest! And he is either a great treacherous evil, or he has evil intentions! What do you think~! When everyone goes on a blind date, they want to leave the good side to each other, and he obviously has a purpose! ”

"When you introduce yourself, tell us everything about your family. There are no more than two kinds of such people, the first is really honest, so honest that in the process of blind date, I don't know what to say! I had to say what I had prepared in advance. The second is with a strong sense of purpose! ”

"Xiao Shan! You're doing it like filming a TV series, it's going to scare people! Honestly, what is there in your family that people are worried about? The forty or fifty-year-old aunt said. We are all farmers, each family has a field, and the amount of deposits is not much different, at most a difference of one or two thousand! Is it necessary? ”

"I agree!" There is humanity.

"The eldest sister is right! Xiao Shan! If you don't agree, we won't force you, even if it's a year or two late, it's fine! As long as it doesn't take too long, it's best to graduate from college in two years and bring a boyfriend back. Aunt Zhao said with concern.

"Haha, yes! The second sister (second sister) is right! Everyone laughed.

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Come back here.

The elders play mahjong, and the younger ones watch TV, chat, and play with their mobile phones.

From time to time, he teased Huang Yan about what happened just now, and time passed in the fight.

At four o'clock, after lunch, everyone went home.

On the way, Huang Yan's mother kept saying, "How do you talk this child?" Don't do that next time! ”

"Mom, do you want Dad to lie to you? I do not hope!! Then I don't need to change the way I speak! "Huang Yan will definitely not change his words, this is a strong excuse. From now on, it's up to "it"!

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Thirty minutes away from home, Huang Yan, who was walking on the cement road, saw a small dog, barking weakly on the side of the road. The cold wind eats the puppy's hair.

The puppy shivered and barked weakly.

Huang Yan stepped forward, picked up the puppy, and looked at the short black hair, which was about a month old.

Feeling the weak dog body, the aura as thin as hair was slowly injected into the dog's body.

The puppy's wilted body suddenly became full of energy, "Whoa~whoa~!" After shouting, he licked Huang Yan's hand.

"Mom, we don't have a dog at home, let's take this one home today!" Huang Yan was afraid that his parents would not agree, and then said: "It's a kind of fate to meet it for the New Year!" ”

"Okay!" Huang Yan's mother has no opinion, after all, she has raised it before, but she died of old age. Now that I think about it, it's quite nostalgic.