Chapter 138: Technical Analysis
"After all, our low-level two-star monsters and three-star monsters are not high in agility attributes, which limits our kowtow speed, theoretically, three-star monsters can kowtow eleven heads in half a second at most, but, this is only a theoretical value, it is difficult to achieve, after all, this game has just been in service for a million years, and the monsters' control of body strength and the use of difficult actions are subject to a lot of restrictions, and they must go through special training and long-term efforts to be able to approach the limit......"
"Okay, let's continue to watch the glorious moment when our eight fellow fellows from Lian Jiajun met Boss Ding! At this moment, there is still a little time before the end of half a second, let's count how many of these monsters kowtowed to the beloved Boss Ding......"
"Oh! The results are out! These eight fellows, the least have kowtowed six times in a row, and the most have kowtowed seven heads, and there is still plenty of time, and they are likely to create good results in this kneeling ceremony. But can we break the record or tie it? Let's wait and see! ”
"At this moment, the heads of these eight Lianjiajun slammed into the floor again, this is the seventh and eighth kowtow to our wise, incomparable, kind, and kind and loving boss Ding, respectively, it can be seen that these eight Lianjiajun fellows are really full of enthusiasm and want to achieve a good result."
"Look! Their heads hit together in mid-air, and we can clearly see that this time, they hit hard, and the big swollen bunch on the top of the head of the eight fellows is even more swollen, let's see how big the big lump on the top of their heads is? ”
"Well, basically, the big swollen bags on the heads of these eight fellows are very exaggerated, each big swollen bag, with a diameter of not less than 25 mm and a height of not less than 65 mm, we can see that the big swollen bags on the top of the heads of these eight fellows are all raised high, like the horns of a unicorn, they are all blurred flesh and blood, and it seems that the injuries are very serious, it can be seen that these eight fellows of the Lianjia Army, in order to achieve a good result of kowtowing as many times as possible in half a second, are also very desperate, this, all monsters should learn from them......"
"The heads of the eight fellow villagers of the Lian Jiajun continue to smash to the ground, and it seems that there is still some time before they hit the ground. Let's cast our attention on their tongues, do you see? These eight fellows of the family army are all tongues stretched so long, it can be seen that they are also very dedicated to kneeling and licking, and they are very precious This opportunity to kneel and lick, the tongue is completely reluctant to leave the soles of our wise, wise, and kind and loving boss Ding......"
"Let's see how long their tongues are high...... Well, these eight fellows, when they salute like our wise and powerful, incomparably wise, and kind and kind Boss Ding, when they stand up straight, their mouths should be one hundred and sixty centimeters above the ground, that is, their tongues stick out at least one hundred and sixty centimeters long......"
"This is a very difficult and difficult action, after all, the tongue of each monster is actually only ten centimeters long, and the reason why the tongue is so long now is because they used the spikes on their tongues to lick the soles of the wise, wise, and kind and kind beloved Ding Da Boss, and hooked the upper of Ding Da Boss with the burrs on the tip of the tongue, and then stretched the tongue so long. It can be seen that these eight fellows of the Lianjia Army, the flexibility of their tongues is very good, the ductility is good, and the tensile strength is very high, otherwise, it is easy to break the tongue if it is so long......"
"We noticed that every time eight monsters kneel and lick the wise and powerful, incomparable, and kind and kind Beloved Boss Ding at the same time, therefore, every time it is four monsters licking the same sole of the big boss Ding at the same time, the sole area is limited, and the four tongues lick up at the same time, and the tongues of the monsters will inevitably rob me of the territory, and they all want to kneel and lick a little bigger."
"Every fellow is not giving in, which leads to four tongues licking and licking in the same upper, squeezing around, rolling around, when the tongue touches the tongue, they all want to push off each other's tongues, and the result of not giving in to each other is that the four tongues are tightly entangled, and the dead knot is not counted, and the burrs on the tip of the tongue are still tightly connected together with the staggered grooves, just like the zipper is tightly hooked."
"This,It has caused terrible consequences,After kneeling and licking,It's difficult for them to separate their tongues in a short time,Because of the dead knot,There are so many hook-like burrs on the tongues of each monster,Tightly connected to the groove,It's even more difficult to separate,I don't know how many brain cells it takes for these fellows to spend on kneeling and licking,In order to retract their tongues and no longer get entangled with the tongues of other monsters,How many brain cells do these fellows of the family army......"
Suddenly, after listening to the explanation of the monster Miss Ding, the girls laughed.
"Why is this game so funny, so disgusting? With so many monsters' tongues tightly entangled, could it be a little more vulgar? Could it be more disgusting? I really listened to it, I vomited up the overnight meal! ”
"Isn't the head of the designers of this game company full of? Unexpectedly, the monster is so brainless, ignorant, vulgar, ruined, and has no lower limit! It's so drunk that I like to lick the soles of Ding Gong's shoes so much......"
"With so many tongues entangled, don't these monsters feel disgusting? What a garbage game! ”
"And that old witch Miss Ding, who has been staring intently at the details of this disgusting dead man, and is still here to explain vividly and vividly, I am really fed up with her serious explanation......"
"It's such a disgusting scene, she can't watch it! This bald-headed, bearded monster is really a brain-dead old witch! I just watched it myself, and even explained it to us vividly, which made my stomach sour, and I always felt sick to my stomach and wanted to vomit, and I vomited......"
Although she was very curious about what the five beautiful players said in the team channel , Miss Monster Ding finally resisted the urge to forcibly invade the team channel again, after all, one invasion was tens of thousands of gold coins, and the price was too great for her to spend.
The commentary task was arranged for her by the wise and martial, unparalleled wisdom, and the kind and kind beloved Boss Ding, who was a brain-dead fan of Boss Ding and a "sister", Miss Ding always carried out the requirements of the beloved Boss Ding, and never bargained. Read the latest chapters, stay tuned