Chapter 7 The protagonist always picks up good things, doesn't he?
In the following time, Moyuna sat at the dining table and watched Ruby go about his work, Luby took out a bag of flour, put water in it and stirred it, and mixed the noodles, this process lasted for a long time, and finally when it was time to roll the skin, I saw him take out a brown rolling pin from the cabinet and slowly roll it out against the dough.
"This thing..."
Who is Moyuna? She was the Dharma God at the top of the Sacred Continent, and she was extremely sensitive to fluctuations in magic power, and it was because of this that she was even more puzzled why there were strong magic fluctuations on this wooden stick.
"Rolling pin."
"But..."
"It's just a simple rolling pin."
"Oh, oh, oh, that's it, my body is rubbing against the girl's breasts. The dough is so enjoyable! ”
The young man's voice came from the top of the rolling pin, and Moyuna was moved, why didn't he think about it first, just speaking, this guy is definitely a pervert.
"Does a rolling pin make such a sound?"
"You can hear my voice, your strength is extraordinary, little girl."
The rolling pin seemed to hear Moyuna's words, and opened a purple eye from between the sticks and spoke to her.
"Call me a little girl? What are you? ”
"Me, you can call me Dragon... Yes! My eyes! ”
The purple eyes on the rolling pin winked at Moyuna, but her fingers poked mercilessly.
"Because it's disgusting."
Seeing Ruby's disgruntled look (harmony), Moyuna withdrew her finger and used purification magic on it, as if poking something unclean.
"He's important to me, though a little disgusting."
"Yes, Dragon, Dragon... I think I've heard this name somewhere, wait, you can't be the lust of one of the seven deadly sins used by Satan the Demon King to tempt the fallen angels, right? ”
Moyuna was noncommittal to Ruby's complaints, and the expression on her face became more and more solemn after repeating the name of the rolling pin a few times, after all, a non-creature that can speak can already be called a holy word, and not all holy objects will awaken their souls.
She had heard the name Dragon many times in the mouths of her companions, and she quickly reminded him of the ancient War of the Gods, according to the legend left by the Holy See, when the demon king Satan tempted one-third of the angels to fall because he was defeated by the angelic army of the god of light, and these crooked ways are the seven deadly sins of the great name.
"Since you know my true identity from my pseudonym, does that mean you are an acquaintance of Satan? Or do you know one of the other six? ”
Dragon's purple eyes flashed with a banter of the rebel army, in the legends of the Holy Continent, the Demon King Satan is not a good thing (Harmony) Demon Yuna has already waded into the troubled waters no matter how she learned his identity.
"I don't know."
Moyuna immediately denied it with a straight face.
"That's right, Uncle Ben is the sin of lust known as the invisible blade, and you provoke my crime with your flat chest. Ministry comes... Yes! ”
Dragon generously confessed his identity, his unusually revealing gaze as if he wanted to see through Moyuna's clothes, and then his one-eye was blinded again.
"Can I kill him?"
Moyuna's face can already be described as pitch black, although it can't be said to be choppy, but compared to a normal twenty-year-old woman, it is a standard size, and it is of course annoyed to be said to be flat by Dragon.
"I can't."
"Why is lust in your hands? And your relationship with him is master and slave? You were going to take off my clothes yesterday with evil thoughts! ”
Moyuna was furious when she saw Ruby protecting this damn rolling pin, and suddenly remembered some details from yesterday and quickly took a step back to keep a safe distance from Ruby.
"This guy has been installing trees in front of my house for five whole years."
Seeing that Moyuna misunderstood that she was a defective product, Ruby didn't rush to explain, picked up Dragon and continued to push the dough and said.
“?”
Moyuna couldn't connect her question with Ruby's answer at all, so after her detailed questioning, Luby told her that there was a bare tree in front of the wooden house when he first arrived, and Ruby, who had countless knowledge, could see at a glance that the tree was fake, but he didn't bother to bother, so after five years, the tree finally couldn't help but speak to him first, and formed an insoluble bond with him.
"Well, I secretly observed for a long time, and finally came to the decision that I would follow him for the rest of my life."
"No, if you're really that lust, you shouldn't need a master to destroy a country at will, right, what do you want to do with an ordinary person without magic?"
Moyuna is still a little suspicious of Dragon's purpose, as the deputy of the demon king Satan, the guy who can compete with the God of Light proves that it is impossible to stay in the hands of ordinary people no matter how he thinks.
"Superficial, you humans are just peeping at my power, I've had enough of you fighting for me for so many years! But my partner is different, he has no magic and can't drive me to do anything, we have the purest friendship between us. ”
Dragon's single eye showed a color of anger, in the thousands of years since the Demon King Satan disappeared, their power was scattered all over the demon world and was used by all kinds of people with intentions, Dragon had long been tired of these things, so he turned into an inconspicuous fake tree ready to spend the rest of his life, as for the reason for following Ruby is that he wants to know about the strange props in the hands of this strange human.
"And what are you doing now?"
"Be a rolling pin."
"Hah..."
Moyuna sighed speechlessly, although Ruby really can't use him for something (magic), but it's obviously using him for something (physics), isn't this a use?
"It's done, you can rest."
In the middle of the small talk, Lubi had already rolled out the dough and thanked Dragon, and after thanking Dragon, the rolling pin changed, and its body became a little more slender, as if it had become an ordinary branch, and then it was inserted straight into Ruby's head, and from Moyuna's point of view, it looked like a branch had grown on Lubi's head.
"What are you doing here?"
"Rest."
Dragon replied simply, of course, it was not as simple as resting, Dragon's favorite thing was the knowledge stored in Lubi's mind, which made him want to stop, and there were many kinds of it, even if he had to read it for thousands of years, but at the moment his focus was of course on colored books.
"Tut-tut, the humans of that world even have such a way to play, compared to me, I'm as pure as a chick."
Lubi was a little helpless when he heard the sound of saliva coming from his head, God knows what the man who claimed to be a god thought, this 'all knowledge' included all kinds of things he didn't need, such as movies of games and novels, and Dragon's favorite colored books, could these things also be counted as human crystallization?
Ignoring Dragon, Moyuna continued to stare at Rubi as he cooked, wrapping his own fillings into sheets of dough, and with his peculiar technique, half-moon-shaped dumplings were quickly formed, wrapped in dozens of them, and then thrown into a pot of boiling water to cook.
"Eat."
After a while, Ruby put a plate of dumplings on the table, and the crystal clear skin could clearly see the filling inside, although it was beautiful, Moyuna had never seen this kind of food.
"Can I eat this thing...!"
Moyuna picked up a dumpling with chopsticks and sniffed it, of course, the use of chopsticks is also learned, the taste of dumplings is different from the fragrant noodles I smelled yesterday, there is no fragrance outside, so she opened her mouth and bit half of the dumplings with the idea of tasting them.
Moyuna only felt that her brain was blank, her taste buds were cheering, the dumplings were wrapped in the skin of the rich soup into her mouth, she swore that she had never eaten such delicious food, do not doubt Ruby's craftsmanship, even the simplest food is top-notch with all the wisdom of the earthlings, and the god of law has lost himself in such a taste.
"Whew, I can't eat it..."
No matter how strong the strength is, Mo Yuna is just an ordinary girl, naturally she can't eat much, after eating more than ten dumplings, Mo Yuna put down the chopsticks with difficulty, and watched Lu Bi eat the rest of the dumplings with a blank eye.
"You're going to suffer if you eat like this."
"Huh?"
An hour later
"Woo, woo, my belly..."
Moyuna lay on the couch and wailed, the dignity of the Dharma God and the image of the cold beauty that she had tried so hard to maintain were ruined, and she couldn't understand why the food that was so delicious was now turning into poison and making her extremely uncomfortable.
"Now you know why I gave you porridge, stomach bleeding and overeating."
Ruby looked at Moyuna indifferently, no matter what world she was in, it was always better to feel it physically than to listen to human words.
"You scoundrel, you knew there would be such a consequence and you deliberately gave me food, right?"
Moyuna really couldn't believe that Ruby was so insidious, and she could only grit her teeth and look at him fiercely at the moment.
"Hmm."
"Wait for me!"
Moyuna angrily buried her face on the edge of the sofa and didn't look at the hateful face, thinking in her heart how to get revenge after she recovered from her illness, maybe it would be good to throw him to the 10,000-year-old snow mountain and freeze for a few minutes.
"Lubi, I still have to eat dumplings."
When it was time for dinner, Moyuna showed up at Ruby's side on time and asked.
"Why haven't you learned your lesson yet?"
Rubi, who was preparing to boil porridge, stopped what he was doing, looked at Moyuna suspiciously, and asked.
"Although it was very uncomfortable after eating, the process of eating was extremely enjoyable, and I could bear it."
“... Strange people. ”
Ruby was silent for a while before speaking, no matter what world it is, there are still people who don't learn their lessons.
"Aren't you too."
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