This is a two-in-one 4,000-word chapter!

====Teenage development====

You should never expect a guy with nitroglycerin in his head to be able to follow the so-called common sense of a peaceful world with peace of mind, just like you should never expect the UN Five Hoscals to stand hand in hand with Voldemort and sing "Harry Jerking" to Harry Potter one day, right?

- Please don't worry about any strange stuff mixed in with the above paragraph.

"Okay...... I knew it was going to happen sooner or later. ”

When the security guards and the staff of the mall who were attracted because of the disturbance of 2B were finally sent away and compensated a large amount of money, Mu Yunsheng, who was standing on the street, began to preach to Miss 2B.

"But you can't just use your fists to solve the problem, you know? Wait a minute! Put away the sword on my back, too! Although this world is not peaceful to the extent of Avalon, it is not in a dangerous situation where you can use a ship-slashing knife, hey! ”

Taking a deep breath, Mu Yunshang looked at the stunned expression in front of him with anticipation, and 2B, who held the pony doll in his arms with both hands and didn't let go, asked, "Come, tell me, what should I do next time I see what I want?" ”

With a clatter, 2B pulled out a particle pistol from his personal space.

"Well, I was wrong, I shouldn't have expected anything from you......"

At this time, she had already changed into the emerald green dress she had just bought, and even Mu Sasaki, who was wearing emerald green gloves wrapped over her knees on her white jade arms and green stockings on her legs, stretched out her finger and poked Mu Yunsheng's lower back:

"Na, stupid brother, aren't you going to get the others back? What if they make a fuss like 2B? ”

The mother stroked her cheek with one hand and said with a smile, "Ah, don't worry, they are all good children, don't worry about us." ”

Who's worried about the violent people, we're worried about the others, okay!?

Sango, Pepeth and Sasha, who had been watching the whole thing go by, looked at 2B thoughtfully.

"I didn't think 2B would like this stuffed animal?"

Pepeth, who was more jumpy, staggered forward to reach out and poke the foal, but 2B immediately took a step back like a calf guard, staring at Pepeth warily.

"Hey...... I just want to see if it's okay - don't even turn your eyes red!! ”

2B, whose eyes changed from blue to blood-red, had obviously entered a combat state, if it weren't for the rule that the iron laws of the empire absolutely did not allow attacks on his compatriots, Pepeth dared to swear by his own majesty's discipline 2B would have definitely slashed at himself with a ship slasher at this time.

"Ahem...... What's that, Mom, have you all bought it? If that's all right, let's go to dinner. ”

"Dinner? Speaking of which, smash the chef you brought? ”

"Oh, as soon as I get to Earth, I'm going to let that guy with abnormal brain circuits go to New Oriental for further study."

Mu Yunshang thought about it and decided that it would be better to contact that guy who God knows why he was addicted to the dark cuisine of the Rotten Country.

Through the communication link of the empire, Mu Yunshang quickly got in touch with the royal chef.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty!?"

It seemed that because of the sudden contact from Mu Yunsheng, the chef seemed very excited.

"Well, how? Everything is going well on your side, nothing happened, right? ”

"Rest assured, Your Majesty! subordinates ensure the completion of the task!!! It's just ......"

"Just?"

"Your Majesty, are you sure that this place is for cooking? They seem to be particularly keen on stir-frying with excavators......"

Use...... ...... with an excavator!?

Mu Yunsheng, who was shocked, checked the coordinates of this guy, and then shouted hatefully: "You stupid!" You're in the wrong place! It's Lan Xiang, not New Oriental, hey! ”

Everyone: "............"

"It's okay, Your Majesty! Even in Lanxiang, subordinates can learn skills that will satisfy you in the future!! ”

"The problem is not in this place, the soul is bleak!"

Thinking of the strange days in the future when the imperial chef of the empire would use an excavator to take charge of the royal cuisine, Mu Yunshang felt that the future of the entire empire was dark......

Mu Yunsheng, who didn't know what to say, simply let this guy fend for himself, and began to think about finding a random place to solve everyone's dinner problem.

"Still, aren't you going to call the rest of Team 2B back before that?"

Coral said with some concern.

"Your Majesty, I'm a little worried about them."

Mu Yunshang thought about it, although a large group of girls gathered together was a little conspicuous, but it was really unreassuring to let those guys go out alone - Mu Yunsheng, who hadn't thought too much about it before, was deeply aware of what a painful decision it was to let these people act alone after seeing 2B smash the claw machine with one fist.

He glanced at Mu Sasaki, and the knowing little Lori began to give orders to everyone in the 2B team to gather in the command company.

The crowd didn't wait long when Mother suddenly asked, "Have you heard any strange noises?" ”

Mu Yunsheng: "Strange voice......?" ”

Pepeth tilted her head to listen, and then said, "Your Majesty, it's the sirens of the police of this country when they are on duty. ”

Mu Yunshang was stunned, could something have happened?

In the next second, a member of Team 2B suddenly appeared in front of them.

"4Cs come to report !!!!"

The young lady with the C cup replied sonorously, because the range of movement was a little large, causing her breasts to shake up and down, and the legendary milk (mythical beast) shook to attract the attention of a large group of people around.

"Your Majesty, please let your subordinates solve some minor troubles first!"

"Little trouble...... Wait a minute! What's going on? Mu Yunshang suddenly had a bad premonition, and the siren sounded more and more clearly, obviously coming in their direction.

Miss 4C said: "When Her Royal Highness the eldest princess gave the order, her subordinates were in a place called the police station! The subordinates who received the order were killed all the way! ”

Everyone: "........................"

"The wind is howling!! Run, hey!!! ”

====The girl is being arrested====

In order to avoid chaos, in the end, a large group of people like Mu Yunshang quietly returned home.

"So, let's talk about what's going on."

Mu Yunshang first looked at 4C.

4C immediately replied: "The subordinates strictly follow His Majesty's orders and want to buy things and give money, but the subordinates connected to the Internet in advance and investigated the average price, and the price given by the boss exceeded the market price by 20%, according to the economic decree of His Majesty the Emperor, the subordinates have the right to punish them in this case!" ”

"And then you didn't notice that it was outside the police station, and you were surrounded by the police who came to inquire because there was a commotion?"

"According to imperial law, the use of force by the state apparatus of other regimes against their subordinates can be regarded as a war! The war against the indigenous civilization can be decided by the subordinates! But rest assured, Your Majesty, your subordinates have already sent a declaration of war to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of this country through the Internet before launching the attack! Everything is in accordance with the Imperial Law process! The subordinates will never allow the dignity of the empire to be violated! ”

Mu Yunshang lay on the ground with a 'snap' on the spot.

Somehow, he went to war with his original country, which can be regarded as the rabbit of his own motherland?

At the same time, the head of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was looking at a statement of development that suddenly appeared in front of him.

Touching his bare head, the leader muttered, "Are hackers so good now?" ”

cough cough, the picture returns to Mu Yunsheng's house.

After knowing the question of the 4C young lady, Mu Yunshang looked at another group of young ladies who rushed back one after another.

"So, what's going on with you? What, let's talk about the biggest boobs first. ”

So Mu Yunshang immediately stood up in front of three young ladies with F cups.

- Because it is directly produced, the breasts of the young lady with the same suffix letter of the code name are exactly the same size......

"Brother stupid is really a super ghost beast, strictly follow the principle of 'you have big breasts, you speak'?"

Facing the contemptuous gaze of her sister, Mu Yunshang felt that she was speechless......

Next, everyone deeply realized how noisy the group of young ladies in front of them was.

"Report to Your Majesty, your subordinates are just casually strolling!"

"Why are you so dirty when you walk around?"

"Your Majesty! The subordinate is just in a place on this planet called the Mariana Trench! ”

- Just walk around and go to the Mariana Trench, you are also 66666......

"Your Majesty, your subordinates are also casually strolling!"

"You also went to the Mariana Trench?"

"Not really, Your Majesty! The subordinates are in a place called Chernobyl! Your Majesty! The radiation environment there is very comfortable for the subordinates!! ”

Mu Yunsheng: "...... Burst!!!! Hurry up and get me the radiation out, hey! We don't have to worry about it, but the ordinary people around us will suffer!! ”

After scrambling to clean up the nuclear radiation—

"Your Majesty, your subordinates ......"

"If you also casually go shopping, I'm in a hurry with you?"

"Rest assured, Your Majesty! …… Your Majesty, what is Comic Con? ”

Mu Yunsheng: "...... Clams? ”

"Your Majesty, there is a group of strangely dressed guys who say that the 2B young lady of the subordinate cosplay is very good, so I forcibly pulled my subordinates to participate in the comic exhibition......"

Looking up and down at the young lady in front of me, I have to say that except for the height of the genuine 2B young lady, there is no difference in other places......

Well, the boobs are much bigger.

"So...... What about you? ”

"Your Majesty! The subordinates think that Shaxian snacks are very good! ”

This is pretty normal.

"Your Majesty, my subordinates are on their way to the White House!"

“…… What do you do in the White House? ”

"My subordinates were originally in Syria (mythical beast) Leah, but they were dropped several bombs on the head by American warplanes, so my subordinates decided to blow up the White House!"

- Is there a guy who knows why he ran to the war-torn Syria (mythical beast) Leah and was accidentally bombed by the Yankees!? How much trouble do these young ladies have to make before they give up!!

At the best, Mu Yunsheng, who figured out what these young ladies had done when she accompanied her mother and them to go shopping this afternoon, felt that her whole person was not good.

In addition to the above few strange young ladies, there are also those who went to the primeval forests of Africa to meet cannibals, went to chase satellites in synchronous orbit and ran circles around the earth, were inexplicably pulled to participate in the singer audition, and all the judges and the audience were shocked into concussions, and they were hit by a drunk driver on the street, and they got up as if nothing happened, and everyone including the driver was scared into a nervous disorder on the spot......

There was even a stupid stroll on the London Road, only to meet the police who came to visit because of his visit, so he was driven away by the police who opened the way, and then fought hard, and almost sent the unlucky head of state to God on the spot!!

When I watched the news broadcast that night, I saw that "French President XXX was attacked by a mysterious person during his visit to Britain...... Britain has entered a state of total martial law' Mu Yunshang and others silently mourned for the Gallic chicken leader in their hearts.

I always feel that if I stay on the earth for too long, the international community will become very lively.

All of the above, although Mu Yunshang felt all kinds of embarrassment and pain, there was also a young lady's behavior that almost made Mu Yunshang and the others stunned-

"Your Majesty, my subordinates have seen an elder chanting poetry in a well-guarded place! He wears black-rimmed glasses and a belt of his trousers...... Woo!!!!woowoooo ”

"Shut up!!! Forget it in the Empire, it is forbidden to raise Gou on Earth!!!! ”

The young lady who hadn't finished speaking was immediately covered by Mu Yunsheng, who pounced on her.

Mu Yunsheng's sudden attack made the young lady who was lucky enough to feel what is called "the aura of the elder blowing in her face" blinked.

With a red face, the young lady covered her chest with her hands and whispered after Mu Yunshang let go of her hand: "Power furnace...... It hurts......"

Mu Yunsheng: "...... That, do you like watermelon? ”

The young lady who accidentally saw the legendary character shook her head and took a step back, but God knows why, she could have flown up on the rugged mountain road in high heels, and she actually fell on the flat ground with a "snap".

The sister next to her pointed to the young lady who fell to the ground, turned her head to the other 2B team members and said with a serious face: "You see, this is the end of provoking a force that you can't understand because you don't know the preciousness of life, so you have to run as far as you can after encountering this mysterious power from the East, you know?" ”

Everyone looked at each other, and 2B took one last step forward:

"Your Highness! The empire is fearless!!! ”

The next moment, all the members of 2B had a cold fight for some reason.

"And now? Are you still going to do that? ”

2B was silent for a while—

"Your Highness, your subordinates know ............"

Seeing that the young ladies who had always been fearless were inexplicable, Mu Yunshang couldn't help but be full of black lines.

====Girls are raising Gou ====

Poi~！

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