"Hey, kid dad, are you back?"

"Okay, hurry up and come to the shopping street to pick us up!"

"Son, don't rest, your dad is here to pick us up!"

And that's what people saw.

A young woman in her thirties dragged a young girl lying on a rest bench.

That kind of picture, uh, imagine a husky that doesn't want to walk being dragged along.

Ling Shuang completely understood the horror of women shopping.

How did a creature like Mom walk like a fly with a dozen bags in her hand!

The key mom is still wearing high heels!

When he was shopping just now, Ling Shuang had already learned the horror of high heels, the feeling of standing as if he was walking on a horizontal bar, Ling Shuang swore that he didn't want to experience it a second time in his life!

(Author: This flag is really stable)

Drip.

This piercing whistle sounded like heaven in Ling Shuang's ears at this time.

That's Daddy's car!

Ling Shuang hurriedly climbed into the back seat.

Lying comfortably in the back seat of his father's car, Ling Shuang felt heaven at this time!

Crash.

Ling Shuang was buried by a pile of packaging.

"Mom, why don't you throw the trunk and throw it on me!"

"There's luggage in the back suitcase."

"Luggage? Where are you going to go this summer vacation just a few days away?! ”

"Go back to the provincial capital."

"Huh? Why are you going back to the provincial capital? ”

"Your dad went back to the provincial capital today to find his best friend, isn't his dead friend a doctor in the provincial hospital, your father went to ask what the doctor's diagnosis certificate for changing the household registration is required, and the doctor advised your father to take you to the provincial capital for a check-up, in case there is any physical problem."

"Huh?! Forget about this stubble. ”

Ling Shuang's mind suddenly flashed through the school.

Damn, how can I go back to school!

Alas?! Why should I go back? Isn't it good to do this every day~ It's the coolest thing to do without going to school or something.

Ling Shuang was still happy there.

"When your household registration is solved, you can go to your school and transfer the current you into the class, the original you are transferred out, how about it, Gao is not happy~"

……

I have a sentence about MMP, I don't know whether to say it or not.

Ling Shuang thought hatefully, but his mouth was very honest.

"When. Of course rejoice! ”

"That, wife. Did you leave me some? ”

Dad's weak voice came.

"Of course~"

Dad's eyes instantly appeared with all kinds of little stars.

"I didn't keep it!"

Forehead. That, that wandering spirit, this is the world, can you please go back to the underworld?

"Okay, don't make a fuss, did you buy what you bought for your son?"

Mom slapped the spirit back to the world.

"Give."

Mom just threw it away without glancing behind her.

A small box smashed on the head of Ling Shuang, who was buried by the packaging and only exposed a small head.

Mom, have you ever practiced basketball, is it necessary to shoot so accurately! It hurts!

Ling Shuang's heart was in tears.

Well, what is this?

Ling Shuang looked at the box in front of him, his eyes bursting with ten thousand golden lights!

The latest Apple 8 phone!

", your mother thinks your old Nokia should retire, so she bought this for you, what's the matter, are you satisfied?"

Ling Shuang nodded frantically! This mobile phone "he" has begged his parents for a long time.

Wait, why did you buy it for me today?

"Dad, why did I tell you before that you didn't buy it for me?"

"What, your mother said that the poor raised a son and a rich daughter, and now that you are a girl, the policy will naturally change. But...... It's a pity that I have accumulated so many months. ”

Suddenly I felt a strong murderous aura.

"What, my father's savings are for his daughter, no matter how hard he is, he can't be bitter for his children!"

The murderous spirit subsided, and Dad breathed a sigh of relief.

……

Really! In fact, what you have always wanted is a daughter!

(╯°口°)╯(┴—┴

Ling Shuang now had a villain in his heart, and a finger of his hands was erected, facing God.

God, why didn't you just let me be a girl since I was a child, and let me live a hard life for seventeen years in vain!

Ling Shuang's hometown is not far from the provincial capital.

Three hours later.

Ling Shuang had returned to his home in the provincial capital.

When I arrived in the provincial capital, it was already nine o'clock in the evening, and the hospital naturally couldn't go.

Just as he was about to go back to the room, his mother stopped Ling Shuang and said that she wanted to pack up the things she bought today and put them in the room.

Ling Shuang didn't think much about it, and watched TV in the living room.

Wait until Mom says it's cleaned up. When he came down, he showed a satisfied look to his father.

Ling Shuang didn't pay attention.

Go upstairs and open the door.

Enter the room.

What the hell is this room full of pink?

Where's my room!

Dad, when you go back to the provincial capital, do you need to change all the things in my room?

How did you do it so fast?!

Fortunately, the computer was not taken away by my father, and there are a lot of treasures in it.

After all, I have been a half-otaku for seventeen years, and some things are indeed self-taught.

Ling Shuang hurriedly turned on the computer to check.

What the hell is this desktop puff on the Hello Kitty. Didn't the computer let it go?!

Hurry up and open the familiar folder along the familiar path.

Ling Shuang exhaled and was not discovered.

But seeing a completely different room, Ling Shuang could only use one word to describe "his" parents. 、

In a frenzy!

Clicking on a small movie, Ling Shuang looked at it but felt more and more bored, feeling that something was missing.

What's missing?

Suddenly, Ling Shuang's image seemed to have lost all color, as if a sad autumn wind was still blowing next to "him", bringing sadness to the place.

My seventeen-year-old little brother, how are you doing over there?

Closed the little movie.

Silently right-click to delete, then open the recycle bin, and select Empty Recycle Bin.

This moment, like the beginning of a new era, is unforgettable.

But what the hell is a computer crashing?!

Do you need to collect so many deletions that can make your not bad computer crash?

With a flick of the mouse, Ling Shuang went directly to take a shower.

The room is an ensuite and the bathroom is inside the cloakroom.

When I walked into the cloakroom.

The rows of neatly hung groups radiated a brilliant light.

Ling Shuang turned his head, not wanting to look at the clothes.

But.

Whose hand is this on the clothes rack?

This is a typical case where the mouth says no, but the body is very honest.

In front of the large mirror in the cloakroom, Ling Shuang's eyes were shining and he was holding his clothes and gesturing on himself.

Boy, do you really want your festival?

I compared it for a long time, tried on almost all the clothes, and when I was shopping, I was patronized by my mother and fiddled with it, and I didn't appreciate it carefully.

Not only do you want to do anything about it, but there seems to be something strange that has awakened.

When he arrived at the bathroom, Ling Shuang looked at the full amount of skin care products and other things on the dresser.

It doesn't feel like crazy enough.

The most important thing is that "he" can't use it!

Regardless of the rest, Ling Shuang took off his clothes, but just glanced at the mirror and turned around and went straight to the shower.

The main thing is that every time I see my body through the mirror, the hot blood will rush to my head uncontrollably.

Nosebleeds or something are also blood, and it is wasted to shed too much.

And in the shower room.

Can you wash it well? Is it really good that this has been studying the chest and triangle?