"President, ...... in the morning"

"Shut up!"

Early the next morning, Xiao Hua came to the NBA headquarters building on his way to work, his face was as blue as a pickled melon.

"I ...... Be. ”

As a large group, the power struggle within the NBA is also quite terrifying. Xiao Hua's dog leg came in the morning and wanted to be courteous and amuse his boss to be happy, but his hot face was pasted with a cold PI stock and he touched the ash of his nose. Although he was so unhappy in his heart that he had already scolded all the eighteen generations of Xiao Hua's ancestors, he still had to keep smiling on the surface, nodded and hurriedly retreated.

Damn, Shabi——!

When Xiao Hua walked away angrily, the dog looked at Xiao Hua's back and compared an extremely hidden middle finger, and scolded fiercely in his heart.

In private, the doglegs of the Xiao Hua faction have begun to call him president. Although Xiao Hua will also remind him not to call it so when others are present, so as not to be gossiped about, his expression is beautiful, and he has obviously regarded himself as the president for a long time.

But today's situation is very wrong, before the dog leg opened his mouth to pat the horse's ass, he naturally carefully observed the situation in the vicinity, and made sure that there was no one around, so he opened his mouth to pat the horse. As a result, he was speechless by Xiao Hua's words, and he was so angry.

What's going on......??

is angry, but the horse still has to be patted on the horse, and the boss should find a way to solve problems, and he has to do his best.

The dog reached out and scratched his head, instinctively starting to think about the reason. I happened to see a little clerk passing by, frowned and rolled his eyes, and shouted to the other party: "Organize a copy of the things related to the NBA on Twitter yesterday, don't have too many retweets, count the number and content, and send a copy to my mailbox!" ”

“…… Be. ”

The clerk nodded, and after the dog leg left, he also raised his middle finger at the back of the dog leg and scolded in a low voice:

"Sabi ——!"

Returning to his desk and sitting down, the clerk opened Twitter and looked, well, the craze that started last night has not subsided.

And the most retweeted tweet is the unconfirmed message that the clerk himself retweeted with his personal Twitter last night.

An anonymous source close to the Thunder's coaching staff said that after the post-game press conference of the first game of the first round of the playoffs between the Thunder and the Kings, Thunder coach Brooks got the news and was extremely angry to find the hairstyle brother to 'ask for an explanation'. As a result, he was knocked down at the door of the press conference venue and suffered multiple soft tissue contusions on his body. ”

Brooks privately complained that the first person he saw after coming to the venue was the hairstyle brother, but the hairstyle brother not only did not confront him face to face, but opened his mouth to curse, and then pretended not to see Brooks and walked away. Brooks tries to catch up with the theory, but is overwhelmed by the crowd and gets injured as a result. ”

"As for what the hairstyle brother scolded at that time, the source said that he only vaguely heard Brooks mention a word, which started with 'M', which was extremely insulting, so much so that Brooks didn't want to mention more."

Hahahaha, Shabi——!

The more the clerk looks, the more happy he feels, in recent years, when has the NBA had such interesting news?

All the players, coaches, and management are polite and polite, and the media image is very good, and there is no black spot to be found. Every piece of news is basketball-related content, even if you lose, it's just a few words of praise for the other party's good play, and your own can't play well.

Sometimes there are teams or players who will shout a few words, but at most it is "we will learn from the experience in the next game, play better, and try to win!" And so on, nonsense that doesn't hurt or itch.

Now, the birth of the hairstyle brother has made the entire NBA much more interesting.

"Ding Dong"

Flipping through the comments below Twitter, the clerk was laughing from ear to ear by the wisdom of netizens, and a prompt sound came from the computer, which was an instant messaging software message.

As soon as he saw the sender, the clerk immediately cursed.

"This Shabi ......!"

From: Xiao Hua's dog leg (remarks)

Content of the message:

Hurry up and send me the materials! Don't look at the internet! I can see you!

Depend on......!

The afterglow swept to the side and back, and the dogleg sitting in the all-glass cubicle office was staring at him with angry eyes, and the clerk held back his anger, turned around and nodded with a wry smile, and then began to open the document and organize the information.

, Shabi.

While sorting out the content of Twitter, the clerk cursed the dog's legs for not dying well.

Damn, I know that Xiao Hua is now in charge of Twitter's public opinion control, and when I saw that Xiao Hua was in a bad mood today, I thought that there must be something wrong with the news on Twitter, but I asked me to sort it out?

It's you and not me who wants to pat yourself on the back, why don't you tidy it up yourself!

"Shabi...... Sabi ...... Sabi ...... Sabi ......"

While scolding and working, the clerk only felt that he was simply a tool for the dog's legs to vent.

Organize your Twitter content?

Is this my job??

It's not my job, you're going to make me an egg?!

If it weren't for the fact that you gave me attendance and decided my performance salary, I wouldn't have bothered to serve you!

Damn, it's still the hairstyle brother is refreshing, see who is unhappy, scold whoever is unhappy, how chic.

Consequence? Consequences: Fart! Lao Tzu just wants to let himself go, what do you want!

"73% of the content is related to the farce of yesterday's press conference, well......"

Continuing to sort it out, the clerk recalled his experience of working in the NBA headquarters so far, and the more he thought about it, the more bored he felt.

Once upon a time, before I entered the NBA, I longed for this job.

The free tournament can be watched, and it can also be called "for the tribe...... Ahh

It's nice to say, it's the envy of everyone, and sports fans feel like insiders and have a lot of respect for themselves. From time to time, when you are doing activities, you can also get in touch with the first-line stars......

It can be said that this job is a dream for any sports fan.

But after actually coming to the post for a few years, the clerk is becoming more and more unhappy.

Those stars with different personalities, retired and old. The players of the new era are the same, and they are all smiling professionally when facing the media and the camera, and even when they are facing the staff of the NBA headquarters.

The scolding war is gone, the clamor is gone, the arrogance of the world is gone, and the determination of one person and one city is gone. Everybody wants to huddle, everybody wants to get into some "crash course in championship rings" and mix up the rings.

This...... Can it still be considered sportsmanship?

Now I finally came out with a hairstyle brother, everything just had a little fun, but the dog's legs clearly want to use the hairstyle brother.

I can't live this day......!

"Ding Dong"

"Xiao Hua's dog leg (note): Is there a ??? after tidying up?"

I'm going to fix your mother! You're a supercomputer, Shabi!

The clerk scolded in his heart, and involuntarily typed the words "good immediately, wait a minute" into the chat box.

After clicking send, the clerk himself was stunned, and then sighed.

"Alas...... If I were a hairstyle brother, how cool it would be......! ”

On the other side, a spacious office.

"Bang"

The door was slammed shut, and the moment the door was closed, the young secretary could be seen through the crack in the door with a bewildered and aggrieved expression.

“FXXK……！”

Sitting down on the office chair, Xiao Hua couldn't help but scold again, put his hands behind his head, and shook his head.

If nothing else, an anonymous referendum will begin within the headquarters in October this year.

This referendum is extremely crucial, and everyone will vote to choose the person who they think is most capable of taking over the position of the current president, David Stern.

is also conscientious in his own work, coupled with all kinds of small means, closely following Stern's every idea, and the person with the highest voice to become the next president is Xiao Hua.

After the rise of Twitter, Xiao Hua, as the president of the entertainment alliance, was asked by Stern to control the content of Twitter. News that is not conducive to the establishment of the NBA's civilized image must be blocked as soon as possible, and news that is beneficial to the new image of the NBA must be hyped up to make people feel that the NBA in the new era is a commercial game played under the leadership of a group of elites.

"Whether it's money or a navy, I don't care what method you use. In short, there is only one most important task for you, which is to control the content of Twitter and build a good new image of the NBA! ”

Among the previous presidents, Stern, who values the overall "positive energy" image of the alliance the most, said this to Xiao Hua.

Before this, Xiao Hua had been doing smoothly, and I have to say that he did have his own set of interpersonal communication and small tricks. The alliance and Twitter have become more and more connected, and other social networks such as Facebook have become Xiaohua's most powerful allies.

On the one hand, the image of the league is indeed improving, and on the other hand, it is also related to Xiao Hua's hard work, and the overall image of the NBA is indeed climbing year by year. Even though there have been many criticisms in the process, the overall line is undoubtedly correct and successful.

Xiao Hua's own career is also smooth sailing, it can be said that he is on the rise, all the way from a halfway monk in the legal profession to a senior official in one of the world's largest sports leagues, Xiao Hua's life is like a rocket, all the way up.

It wasn't until last year that the guy with the big back showed up......

punching Karn, yelling at each other, scolding each other with the audience, and committing technical fouls......

Gu Yu is simply the troublesome essence in Xiao Hua's eyes, pressing down this one and floating that one, there is no day that can make Xiao Hua worry.

"The negative image has rebounded very seriously recently, what the hell are you doing??"

Even Stern scolded Xiao Hua when he saw it, obviously very dissatisfied with Xiao Hua's work.

But what can I do? I'm desperate!

Xiao Hua also can't say it, in the past two years, the more moths Gu Yu has made, the greater the pressure on Xiao Hua, the greater the pressure on Xiao Hua, the more suspense the vote in October this year, the more suspenseful the vote, the more ...... he will be in the future

"President, President! It's a big deal!! ”

“…… Why are you so surprised, you won't knock on the door?!! ”

As soon as he heard the shouting of the dog's legs, Xiao Hua was so angry that he raised his eyes and scolded, just wanting to scold this guy who didn't have long eyes.

The dog's next sentence made Xiao Hua instantly break down.

"Hairstyling Brother...... It's a hairstyle brother! ”

Dogleg said excitedly: "Brother Hairstyle has opened Twitter ......!! ”[.]