Chapter 20: Garfield and Spider-Man's first collision
S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick looked at Coulson who was standing in front of him with a headache, applying to go to Africa, "Coulson, are you really sure?" ”
"Yes, BOSS!" Coulson's face was excited, and he said with great certainty.
"Forget it, you'd better stay! In the future, you don't have to be responsible for things about Li Hao! I'll let someone else take care of that. After thinking about it, Nick kept Coulson, who was one of his right-hand men.
"Thanks, Boss!" Hearing Nick's words, Coulson asked happily.
After getting the answer he wanted, Coulson didn't bother Nick anymore and left neatly.
Looking at Coulson who was leaving, Nick sighed, "Who should be in charge of Li Hao's affairs?" ”
"He's so pathetic!" Just as Nick had a headache, a voice he least wanted to hear ran into his ears.
"Lee, when did you come?" Nick asked helplessly.
"I just came, don't call me Li Hao in the future!" Li Hao, who flew in through the window, landed on Nick's table and looked at Nick with contempt.
"Why?" Nick asked, a little confused.
"It's so low! Please call me Goyos in the future. Julius. Thank you, Caesar! Li Hao stood at Nick's table and said proudly.
"Lee, I'm too busy to joke with you!" Nick stared at Li Hao with a dark face (although ordinary people can't see it).
"Doesn't it sound good? That Nicholas. What about Garfield II? Seeing that Nick was unhappy, Li Hao continued to ask happily.
"Whatever you want!" Nick held the black line on his head, ready to ignore Li Hao.
"That's it, please call me Nicholas in the future. Garfield II! As the emperor of the great Divine Cat Empire, the guardian of the earth, the master of the stupid humans, and the king of all cats whose prestige spreads in the universe, only such a name is suitable for me! "Li Hao, oh no! It should be Nicholas. Garfield II (henceforth referred to as Garfield!) Floating in the air, looking down at Director Nick, who was covered in black lines and bruises.
"Bastard, what do you think I am? He even said that he was the master of mankind? Nick thought angrily, but didn't open his mouth to refute, knowing that as long as he replied, then the cheap cat would never finish talking.
After nagging Nick for a while, Garfield, who felt bored, could only leave unhappily when he saw that Nick didn't reply.
After leaving Nick, Garfield flew aimlessly through the air, "What should I do?" So boring! ”
With nothing to do, Li Hao, who was idle and panicked, could only find a rooftop with a good environment and lazily lie on it to bask in the sun.
"Hey! Fat cat, life lies in sports! Fat guy, you can't do this! "A peaceful life is always short-lived, and there will always be people who are keen to die.
For example, "Spider-Man", who has just become a superhero recently, has undergone a mutation and his uncle has been killed. Parker is inspired to become a superhero.
However, as a superhero, Spider-Man obviously chose the wrong direction of development, obviously an agile warrior who dodges MIX, but TMD filled up the taunt skills and played it as a T.
Peter, who had just stopped a crime, was obviously in a good mood, and while wandering between the buildings, he noticed Garfield resting on the roof of the building, so he made a joke.
If someone familiar with Garfield's personality were present at this time, he would have looked at Peter with sympathy and enthusiastically told him, "Big brother, run!" You did not do this to die. ”
But apparently Peter won't know, and after teasing Garfield, Peter came to Garfield's side even more desperately, and stretched out his right hand to touch this chubby and cute Garfield!
Garfield, who was lying on the rooftop, was originally idle and panicked, and could only bask in the sun boringly, but he didn't expect someone to take the initiative to come over stupidly, and directly mocked himself, "That scum dares to mock the great Nicholas. His Royal Highness King Garfield II! ”
Thinking of this, Garfield raised his head and opened his half-squinted eyes, and a "toy" in a red and blue LOW tightsuit appeared in front of him.
"Yo he! Isn't this a little bug! I didn't expect that I had only been wasting for a few days, and this one had already been born. Looking at the superhero "Spider-Man" in front of him, Garfield felt like he was playing again, "Hey, hey, hey! ”
Facing Peter's outstretched hand, Garfield opened it without hesitation, "Get out of the calf, it's not a girl, and you want to touch this king!" ”
"Hey! Fat cat! You're so disobedient! Seeing Garfield open his hand, Peter continued to die.
Seeing that Peter still wanted to touch himself, Garfield didn't pay attention to it and got up and walked away, he hadn't figured out how to play with the "toy" yet!
"Alright! Looks like you don't like me! Pete saw Garfield walk away, and could only say regretfully.
With that, Peter came to the edge of the rooftop again, ready to launch the spider silk and leave here.
Behind, looking at Peter, who was standing on the side, Garfield rushed over in a few steps and "gently" bumped into Peter's leg, "Let's go!" ”
Looking at Peter, who had just set up the POSS and was ready to leave, he was hit by himself and fell directly, hurriedly launching spider silk in the air, and couldn't help laughing, "In front of this king, do you still want to pretend to be B?" You're afraid it's 'Shi Lezhi'! ”
After falling to the side, after some scrambling, Peter finally stabilized himself in the air, launched spider silk and stopped the descent.
After coming to a halt, Peter looked at the roof with some confusion, "What's the matter with that damn fat cat?" "Obviously a little bit unsure of Garfield's intentions.
Thinking of this, Peter continued to shoot spider silk, wanting to return to the roof of the building and find out why.
Standing on the edge of the rooftop, looking at Peter, who wanted to swing over, a small ray of heat shot out of his eye, pinpointing the spider silk that connected Peter.
"Ah!!h Peter, who was halfway swayed, fell down sharply in an instant, "Bang! He slammed into the wall. However, with his unusual physical fitness, Peter only felt pain all over his body, and he was not injured.
Peter, who was sucking on the wall, looked at Garfield, who was standing on the rooftop and looking at him playfully, and gritted his teeth and mocked: "Hey! You damn fat cat, I tell you, you're going to die, I'm going to teach you a good lesson! ”
As he spoke, Peter crawled up quickly, trying to catch the damn slut.
"Really? Poor! Come up! Garfield shot back with no relents.
"Cheap cat, you wait for me! You hairy dead fat man! Facing Garfield's riposte, Peter was stunned at first, "This cat can talk?" ”
Then Peter felt instantly pierced, but he still shot back without showing weakness, as a chatterbox, Peter said that he would never admit defeat!
"Yo-he!" In the face of Peter's riaison, Garfield was also angry, what happened to Fat? Is it necessary to keep talking? Bastard!
"You poor guy who wears a tasteless LOW tight suit made of cheap fabric, this king is waiting for you on the rooftop, and this king wants to teach you how to speak! Bastard! Garfield fired on his firepower, taunting Pete with a heartfelt taunt.
Hearing Garfield's words, Peter was even more furious, saying that I was poor, and I endured it! can say that I am a dick, Peter said that I must not bear it! I'm a top student and a superhero!
In a fit of rage, Peter sped up and soon came to the rooftop, looking at Garfield vigilantly and angrily!