Mian Tang opened the door to the chemistry lab and walked in to sit in his place, thinking about what had just happened.

"Miantang, your face was ugly before!" The girl next to her said with concern.

"That, it's no problem!" Mian Tang said.

"Stars! Don't be scared when you open the closet! That being said, it's inevitable to be scared! Miantang looked at the stars and thought in his heart.

Suddenly, the sound of "babbling~" came from under his feet, he looked down and stood up in fright, only to see the alien baby who had been stuffed into the wardrobe of the stars just now appeared, still tugging at his trouser legs.

"What's wrong? Noodle Hall! The girl asked.

Miantang hurriedly lay down to cover the "baby", "What's wrong?" Noodle Hall-kun? The girl looked at Miantang, who was suddenly lying on the ground, and asked.

"Hey! What the hell is wrong with you? The chemistry teacher asked as he turned to the noodle who was lying on the ground.

"Sorry, I'm not feeling well! Please allow me to go to the infirmary! Miantang could only raise his head and say to the teacher.

"Hey! Someone do me a favor and send him to the infirmary! The teacher shouted.

"Me!" "Me!" "Me!" The girls all raised their hands and shouted.

"No, no, no! No more! I'll just go myself! Noodle quickly crawled forward and climbed out.

"Don't be reckless! Noodle Hall! Zhu Xingchen looked at the appearance of the noodle hall. Said meaningfully.

"How can you let Miantang-kun go by himself!" "It's really distressing!" "I want to protect him!" The girl said.

Mian Tang suddenly stood up, turned around and said, "No need! Sorry to disturb everyone! Then he went out with a big belly.

"Hey! See? Noodle's belly! The fat man said.

"It's difficult, don't you face him!" The girl said suspiciously.

"Pregnant!" Glasses said in surprise.

"Yikes! Mian Tangjun is pregnant? Don't! How could it be! The girls screamed.

"How is that possible!" Curly said.

The stars on the side covered their mouths and smiled with a stomachache, looking at the embarrassment of the face, I felt that life was different! 、

On the grass of the school, Miantang looked at the crying alien baby in his arms, and asked suspiciously, "Whose child are you?" Why are you pestering me? What the hell do you want from me! ”

"Babble~" the alien baby shouted.

"How can I understand that? Don't cry! Fool! If I were seen by others, my face and dignity would be disgraced! Mian Tang looked at the alien baby who was crying louder and louder, covering his head and saying with a headache.

"That position suits him perfectly!" At this time, Miantang didn't notice that Ram and Xiaotian were sitting on the branch above him, watching his every move.

"Yes!" Ram laughed. After saying that, he jumped down to the opposite hall and said, "Is this your child?" ”

"Ahh Me, I don't have children! Mian Tang hurriedly stood up in fright, put the child behind and said.

"The scene just now, no matter how you look at it, it's all a parent-child relationship!" Ram said.

"Could it be that Mother is a deranged monk?" Xiao Tian said.

"Ahh Miantang suddenly screamed and put the alien baby who bit him in front of him.

"What the hell are you going to do?" Mian Tang said helplessly.

"Either you're hungry or your diaper is wet!" Ram said.

"Yes, yes?" Mian Tang said. Then he took out a walkie-talkie from his pocket and said solemnly, "I'm Jotaro!" Emergency! Bring milk and diapers! "Understood!" Then hung up.

A bell rang for the end of class, "Oh! Class is over! The next class is PE! Zhu Xingchen said.

"Noodle classmates don't know if it matters? Haven't come back yet? The girl said.

"Not good! Everybody's coming this way! Miantang hurriedly hid in the woods, "Where are you going?" Ram asked.

At this time, Zhu Xingchen and Glasses walked to the playground and saw a machine stuck in the dirt, "Isn't this a vending machine?" Zhu Xingchen said, he went up and pressed it a few times, and then something fell, Zhu Xingchen reached in and took out a small thing, "Isn't this a pacifier?" Zhu Xingchen said suspiciously.

"How can there be such a vending machine in a school?" Glasses said.

"Forget it, just stuff it as a gift for Xiaotian!" After saying that, Zhu Xingchen put the pacifier in his pocket.

At this time, Miantang, who was hiding in the woods, was anxious. "Damn! It's so slow! Mian Tang said.

"But it doesn't cry!" Ram said.

"Shh~" Mian Tang said. At this time, Zhu Xingchen and the others walked over.

"Oh no!" Mian Tang saw his own fighter jet, and just hurriedly stuffed the child to Ram, and ran to the playground by himself, when an empty cardboard box landed from the plane, "Hey! Send it to me in a low-key way! Looking at such a high-profile mode of transportation, he felt that the whole person was not good, and waved his hands frantically.

"Oh! The young master is very happy! Pilot A said.

"Of course, the young master likes pomp! Now I have to add a word about it! Pilot B said.

"Young Master Noodle, the milk and diapers have been delivered safely!" A voice that covered the audience caused tons of damage to Mido, "Bastard! Won't it be a little more low-key? Mian Tang shouted angrily.

"Is it really, Miantang, pregnant!" The girls said in surprise.

"Mito, can you tell me what you're going to do with your milk and diapers? Could it be that you have a child? Zhu Xingchen walked over and said with a smile.

"No, no!" Mian Tang denied.

"This kid started crying because he wasn't with Jotaro!" Ram and Xiaotian flew to the side of the stars with the alien baby at this time.

"Sure enough, I want my biological father!" Xiao Tian said. Noodle fell to the ground.

"Ram, who is this baby?" The stars asked Ram.

"Jotaro's illegitimate son!" Ram easily said something that made the girls in the audience collapse.

"Miss Ram, please don't make such jokes!" Mian Tang was frightened and stood up again and said.

"But if it doesn't matter, it's too intimate!" Ram put the crying child into Miantang's arms, and the child grabbed Miantang's clothes and said.

"This, it's because!" Noodle can't object. The alien baby was in the arms of Miantang, and soon stopped crying.

"Don't cry!" "Don't! No! Noodle Hall will actually be the father of that strange child! "Mother, it must be!" All the girls imagined a family of three living with an alien woman and a noodle hall, and when they thought of this, they all fainted on the playground.

"Ahh All the girls, as you can see! Glasses said.

"Miantang, you're such a bad guy! Will definitely be dropped out of school! Zhu Xingchen said with a smile.

"This is a great slander!" Mian Tang argued.

At this time, the alien baby suddenly waved his hands at the stars, "He seems to have taken a fancy to you!" Here you go! This kind of weirdness is perfect for you! Miantang hurriedly handed the alien baby to Zhu Xingchen, only to see the alien baby stretch out his hand and take out Zhu Xingchen's pocket, and put the pacifier that Zhu Xingchen had obtained before into his mouth.

"Woooo Finally found a translator! "Alien "baby" said in a tone that was not at all what a baby should be.

Mido was surprised and took a few steps back.

"The baby spoke!" Zhu Xingchen said.

"I'm a full-grown alien!" The alien said.

"If you are an alien, you should haunt the stars like an alien!" Miantang shouted helplessly.

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense! Ram, is this guy really an alien? Zhu Xingchen said.

"It's the first time I've seen this race!" Ram said.

"Humph! You have to find you! I'm having a headache because the spaceship is running out of fuel! If you want me to leave, you'll have to prepare 50,000 grams of fuel alloy of 75 percent copper and 25 percent nickel! It's the same thing as this one! The alien took out a hundred-dollar coin and said to the opposite side.

"Isn't that a hundred dollar coin?" Mian Tang said.

"Without 10,000 of these, the spacecraft can't fly!" The alien said.

"10,000 dollars in 100 dollars." The fat man said.

"I'll go! One million yen! Where can this be obtained by ordinary people! The stars exclaimed.

"If you can get rid of it for a million, it's too cheap!" After speaking, Miantang took out the walkie-talkie again and said, "I'm Jotaro!" Get a million 100 dollar coins now! "Understood!" After saying that, he hung up.

"I see! That's why I'm entangled in the rich noodles! Zhu Xingchen smiled.

After a while, I saw a glider flying from a distance.

"I don't have anything to say about it when I transported it by glider this time!" Said Pilot A. Then he threw a cardboard box and smashed it straight on the head of the noodle hall, "Bastard thing!" Where are you throwing it! Mian Tang shouted angrily.

The alien threw coins into the vending machine that Zhu Xingchen and the others had seen before, "This thing that looks like a vending machine is a spaceship!" Glasses said.

"It's a 100-dollar coin spaceship, right?" The elf laughed.

"Don't underestimate it! This is the latest type of spaceship! The alien turned his head and said.

"Boom~Boom!" "Activated!" Zhu Xingchen said.

"I'll come back next time I get into trouble!" The alien said to the opposite side.

After saying that, he got into the spaceship, "Don't come again!" Mian Tang said helplessly.

I saw that the spaceship flew and stopped, making people wonder if it would fall, and finally soared into the sky.

"Anyway, what kind of spaceship is this! Using money as energy is really a loser! Zhu Xingchen said helplessly.

"Finally gone! In this way, my grievances have finally been cleared! Miantang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said.

"You are witnesses! You have to prove it for me! Miantang looked at the girl lying on the ground and said to Zhu Xingchen and the others.

"Really? Then we'll barely help you! Ah, hahahaha! Zhu Xingchen smiled sinisterly.

"Forget it! I'll figure it out myself! Miantang turned around and said. However, just as the noodle hall walked towards the girl, another vending machine fell, and an alien came out of it and said, "Give me fuel too!" ”

"What's the matter with me! Hurry up! Miantang shouted.

"After saving the person just now, will you not save me when you see death?" The alien said.

"Miantang, give him your family's great business! Isn't it just a million yen, but it's easy for you! Zhu Xingchen gloated.

"Don't say it so lightly!" As soon as Noodle Hall finished speaking, many vending machines fell from the sky, and many identical aliens crawled out of it, all with the same demand: ask Noodle Hall for money!

"There should be a degree of taking advantage! I won't give out a penny of money! Miantang shouted.

However, Miantang didn't notice that the girls all stood up at this time and heard what he said.

"It seems to be a matter of child support!" "I don't care if I am born!" "What a despicable man!" The opposite hall of the girls fell to the extreme.

"Mistake, misunderstanding! You are mistaken! Trust me! I am innocent! Isn't it? Everyone! Mian Tang explained weakly, and turned his head helplessly and shouted to Zhu Xingchen and the others.

"Huh? Didn't you say you had a way to prove it yourself? Zhu Xingchen said with a smile.

"Is that true? Dislike! The girl said.

"No, it's not! I swear to God! Swear to God! Swear to Shakyamuni Buddha! I'm innocent" Miantang tries his best to save the situation, but a bigger vending machine falls from the sky, and a big alien also asks Miantang for money, and the girls faint again!

"Hehehehehe! Hey, hey, hey! Hahahaha! Mian Tang smiled helplessly.

"It's a problem that it's too popular!" Glasses said.

"You're so right!" The fat man said.

"Darling! Fortunately, people are not so strange! Ram walked over to the stars and said.

"Of course!" Zhu Xingchen looked at the suffering of Miantang and said happily.

"I love you!" Ram hugged the stars and said.

"Let's go~~~~~!" The sound of weak screams surrounded the playground.