It was just dawn the next day. Dust? Edge? Literature ↘ → Net

On the messy bed, Hinata woke up.

I got out of bed in a daze and planned to go to the toilet, but I stepped on it......

What's the meat whirring?

As soon as she looked down, she saw Naruto......

Dream? Not a dream!

Hinata came to her senses and thought about the fact that Naruto had slept in the same room with her yesterday.

At the same time, Naruto was also looking at her, originally Naruto hadn't woken up yet, but this foot on his stomach was enough.

"Good morning."

Naruto said hello.

Hinata's face "teng! "It's red.

Kicked Naruto's stomach and "swished" back into the quilt, and then covered his head and body in the quilt.

As for Naruto, Hinata's kick made him roll his eyes.

For a while, I felt so hung and suffocated.

When that breath finally came to him, Naruto suddenly wanted to slap this girl's ass.

But when I saw the big bun wrapped in a round quilt on the bed, I couldn't help but laugh again.

Naruto poked at the quilt bun, "Come out, don't get stuffy." ”

Hinata was embarrassed to see people and didn't respond to Naruto's questions at all.

Naruto poked again, "We didn't do anything last night, shy or something." ”

Hinata wrapped the quilt tighter.

Naruto patted the big bun, "Quick, don't let yourself fart for a while." ”

Hinata Temperament.

In the quilt, he replied sullenly: "You only smoked yourself to death." ”

A small foot sticks out of the big bun and kicks Naruto.

Naruto dodged flexibly.

continued: "Come out quickly, you'll really fart if you're stuffy for a long time." ”

Hinata suddenly wanted to bite Naruto to death.

In the quilt, he replied sullenly: "You play Kai!" I can't fart! ”

Can't fart?

Naruto reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a storage scroll.

Then he took out a fart candy.

Do you want to give Hinata one?

There are three flavors on the body, strawberry, durian, and apple.

Squinted and laughed, "Come out quickly, you're really going to hold back your fart." ”

Hinata arched her head on the bed and didn't open her eyes, who knew what bad idea Naruto was playing.

Affirmatively replied: "No! ”

Naruto held three candies in his left hand, and his right index finger began to mumble from the durian-flavored sugar, "Whoever the little rooster clicks, I'll choose!" ”

Durian flavored!

Naruto smiled and said, "You really, really don't come out?" Fart and smoke yourself to death for a while, don't blame me for not reminding you. ”

Hinata replied sullenly in the quilt, "You go away!" ”

Then ......

Shadow Clone!

"Bang!" A doppelganger appeared in front of Naruto.

Naruto tosses durian-flavored fart candy into the doppelganger's mouth.

The doppelganger turned golden in an instant.

Naruto flipped out the bottle containing the antidote and poured it down, only one pill.

"Hiss......"

Naruto took a breath of cool air, just a pill of antidote...... After a while, Hinata had no antidote.

So do you want to tease Hinata?

The doppelganger has already eaten the durian-flavored fart candy...... It's so unwilling to give up at this time......

The main thing is not to fit his character.

Done!

Naruto tilted his head and took the antidote.

The antidote melts in your mouth.

"5 seconds...... 4 seconds ...... 3 seconds ...... 2 seconds...... 1 second ......"

It worked!

Naruto took a few steps back and gave the clone a look.

The clone walked up to Hinata, "Bang! The sound was lifted.

The golden smoke sprayed all over the room for a while.

Naruto sat quietly and waited.

The golden smoke fell on the quilt, and the quilt turned golden.

Thirty seconds......

"PU ......" sounded faintly.

The round quilt was visibly stiff.

But Hinata didn't say anything.

The scene in front of him looked in Naruto's eyes, sitting in the corner and covering his mouth.

Fart candy is a type of sugar that produces a lot of gas in the stomach and intestines when contaminated.

And the more time goes on, the more gas is produced, and the longer it lasts...... A desperate hour.

“bu…… ...... children"

The sound is slightly louder than the first.

Hinata in the quilt looked confused.

How could it be like this? Is it really like Naruto said that it is easy to fart after being held in the quilt for a long time?

Hinata's face was flushed and hot.

What should I do? She didn't want to be smoked to death by her own ass......

Hinata plucked up the courage to say to Naruto, "You go roughly, I'll change my clothes......"

Naruto covered his mouth and didn't reply to Hinata's words.

Naruto left?

Hinata relaxed.

But this loosening doesn't matter, a loud fart collapses out.

The whole quilt was blown up by the gas.

The strong smell of durian rushed into the nasal cavity, "it stinks......"

Hinata's eyes rolled and she fainted.

At this moment, the key to the door suddenly turned, and a woman in a fiery red outfit walked in.

Someone's coming? Who? How can there be a key?

Where Naruto was squatting, there was something in the direction of the door.

Therefore, the person who came in from the outside could not see that there was another person in the house.

The man walked inside.

Naruto opens the Perception Enchantment.

Under the perceptual barrier, Naruto saw the man's face clearly.

Dressed in a fiery red dress with a Ji-style hairstyle melon seed face, she is a beauty.

The woman walked to the side of the bed and said with a smile: "Zero Six, hurry up, it's time to practice." ”

Zero Six Naruto knew that it was Hinata's code name in the Mercenary Guild, because Hinata was the sixth person.

So this person is the president of the guild?

Naruto remembered that Hinata had said that their guild only had a guild leader without a mask.

Tut...... Now that's interesting.

“4…… 3…… 2…… 1！ ”

Naruto tugged at his fingers.

“0.5？ 0.25？ ”

Why hasn't it worked?

Just when Naruto was confused, "bu...... ......" rang out.

The expression on the woman's face froze, and she subconsciously looked around, as if relieved.

But then there was another sound.

The woman's face turned red.

I was going to go to Hinata's quilt.

The third sound sounded.

The woman was embarrassed, and the hand pulling the quilt froze in the air, "That zero six, if you want to sleep, you can sleep for a while, I'll be here to call you later." ”

While talking, I couldn't help but put another one.

The woman immediately ran away.

"Poof!"

Naruto couldn't help but laugh out loud.

After the woman left, Naruto went to call Hinata and comforted, "Okay, isn't it just a fart, don't be shy, get out of the quilt quickly, I'll tell you, Tsunade and Jiraiya and Shizune also came over like this in the first place." ”

However, there is no response in the quilt.

Naruto pinched his nose and pulled the quilt.

The quilt was pulled apart, and the smell of durian was so loud that even pinching his nose almost knocked Naruto on his heels.

As for Hinata...... I really fainted from the smell of my own fart......

Awesome, my Hinata......

At this time, "bu...... The sound of "......" suddenly sounded.

It's not Hinata...... It's a fat rat crawling out from under the bed.

Fluffy, take two steps and fart.

Naruto laughed, he had scared him just now, he thought he had been tricked.

It seems to be an illusion.

But then "bu...... The sound of "......" sounded again.

This time it's not Hinata, it's not a rat that slipped away.

But...... Naruto!

This...... It's just a coincidence......

He's on an antidote......

“bu…… ...... children"

The third sound can't be a delusion anyway.

But he's obviously taking an antidote!

The only explanation is...... Someone did something in his antidote!

Who would do such a boring thing?

Naruto gritted his teeth and said, "Quiet...... Sound...... Don't let me meet you again! ”

Aside from mute, Naruto couldn't think of anyone else who would secretly change his antidote.

Hinata woke up on the bed and looked at Naruto stupidly.

One of them said: "bu...... ...... children"

“pu……”

Hinata widened her eyes and blushed with shame, and asked stupidly, "Naruto, why are you farting too?" ”

Naruto opened his eyes and said, "Maybe you've been infected......"

At the same time, in the toilet next door, the female president sat on the toilet with her cheeks, and her farts collapsed one after another......

"Zero Six...... You wait...... Dare to yin my ......"