Chapter 832: Cold-blooded and cruel
After the vanity, things have to be done.
When Liu Xiaobao's heart calmed down, he entered the rhythm of his habit, and after more than an hour, he finally turned a whole cow into a delicacy, and sent it all into the stomachs of more than 100 people on the stage.
At this time, the sun had passed the period of weakness after crawling out of the sky, and it was so dazzling that it was even a little ostentatious.
But even so, the time is still early, according to the hour, it should not be 12 o'clock at noon, Liu Xiaobao still has enough time to perform this play that he has worked so hard to perfectly.
It's really laborious, it's just that Liu Xiaobao didn't show it.
A cow doesn't sound like much, in fact, it is not a lot of trouble if it is chopped into pieces and boiled, but the key is that Liu Xiaobao uses slices, and on this basis, he also classifies them, and does absolutely exquisite work, which is a bit shocking.
And from beginning to end, he is the same, serious, but definitely not rigid or meticulous; Relax, but certainly not frivolous or passable.
This state is both elegant and vulgar, and any onlooker may not be able to tell how mysterious it is, but he just feels that the mountains are uplifted.
"Cutting beef is actually much more complicated than cutting human flesh."
Since the high priest of Mani beat the tambourine, the scene has been very quiet, so Liu Xiaobao almost shouted out the exclamation that everyone in the audience heard, even if many barbarians didn't understand, after listening to the explanations of others, they also understood.
So the atmosphere soon became weird, and the sun was shining, but many people couldn't help but shiver.
Shivering, of course, is not caused by feeling cold.
Liu Xiaobao had cut a whole cow into slices in an extremely artistic way, so everyone present had no doubt about the veracity of the conclusion he had said.
That's not the point, the point is why did he say that?
To put it another way, who is he going to cut into slices?
Otherwise, he suddenly said that for Mao?
Countless spy war film and television dramas have long made a truth clear to the world - death is not insurmountably terrible for those characters in the play, what is terrible is the process of death, as well as the ways and methods of death.
As the saying goes, long pain is better than short pain, so if you think about it from your shoes, you really can't escape it, the kung fu of a stalk on the neck and a blink of an eye, you will admit it, but what about torture, such as Ling Chi, who was just performed by the fierce man on the stage?
Wei Qin couldn't help but wonder, what would happen if he was brewed by a very skilled grandmaster?
Will he beg for mercy, scold, cry for his father and call his mother, or can he be a romantic figure through the ages who would rather die than give in? There was no answer, and Wei Qin didn't tremble for a while like ordinary people, but his eyelids jumped for a while and couldn't stop.
"But I like to cut beef, I don't like to cut human flesh, as long as no one forces me, I won't cut human flesh."
Liu Xiaobao talks to himself, has the style of a leader's speech, and his body language is very chic to marketers, and perfect angels and devils coexist.
"You must be wondering why I'm doing this today? Now I tell you. ”
"In order to reduce the number of deaths every day, I am going to set some rules in this camp, if you can follow them, the nobles will get the meal that the nobles deserve, and you will be the same, and you may be able to have a meal of meat once in a while, such as today."
"What if you can't?"
It was Changtian Danyu who asked this sentence, and the reason why she asked it was not because she really wanted to know the answer to the question she asked, but because she wanted to attract Liu Xiaobao's attention.
Liu Xiaobao is a chicken thief, and just now he 'eavesdropped' the conversation between this girl and the high priest of Mani, so he naturally understood the routine in seconds, but even so, Liu Xiaobao still examined the girl's appearance.
This girl is very beautiful, at least her appearance is not under Xiao Yue'er, and because of the exotic style, it will be more eye-catching, but Liu Xiaobao is just a passing eye, he has enough wives, and the sisters of the clan have not explained it yet, and he wants to get a few more alien princesses of the Tang Dynasty to go back, and that day is really enough for him to burst into tears.
"Habits don't happen in a day, so I don't expect all of you to be 100% compliant right away, but at least they have to improve, right? If it's business as usual, I'll cut people into slices. ”
"If it were me, would you be willing to cut me into slices?"
Liu Xiaobao has a bit of a headache now, he knows that if he answers this question logically, this question will be unsolvable.
The answer is reluctant to be in the arms of Changtian Danyu, and if the answer is willing, it will not be much better - at the age of a nymphomaniac like Changtian Danyu, and such an amorous interracial girl, if she falls in love with a man, she is sliced by him, and that is also a kind of enjoyment!
However, a headache is a matter of an instant, Changtian Danyu can ask such a level of question, it is definitely a super-level performance, and Liu Xiaobao does not have to play to have the level of being able to ask such a question.
"You? You don't deserve to be sliced by me, I'll chop you into pieces, of course, if you have to slice you, I'll probably chop you into slag. ”
There are not many people who can read this question and answer, but there are still a few people on the scene, including Wei Qin and High Priest Mani, both of whom are in high positions and are used to seeing flowers bloom, but even so, these two still couldn't hold back in the end, High Priest Mani was okay, buried his head and laughed silently, while Wei Qin laughed directly.
"And then?" Changtian Danyu finally regained some of her senses and began to be a little scared.
"Then either feed the dogs or just throw them away?"
In the eyes of those who don't understand, Liu Xiaobao is too cold-blooded, and in the eyes of those who understand, Liu Xiaobao is too cruel.
It's a flower-like girl, how cold does this blood have to be to treat it like a pig?
Why do people also secretly promise you, even if you don't accept it, how can you be decisive to the point of cruelty?
But no matter what others think, the fact is that a serious illness requires fierce medicine, and after such a show, Changtian Danyu completely lost his mind about Liu Xiaobao.
"How? I'm very sincere, if no one has an opinion, I announced the regulations? ”
After waiting for more than ten seconds, the audience was still silent, and Liu Xiaobao began to announce everything he had prepared in advance.
Before this, the barbarian had a lot of apprehension in his heart, but because of this guy's cold-bloodedness, he dared not speak out, and he was fully psychologically prepared, determined to do it desperately even if the rules he set were difficult, but I didn't expect that this cold-blooded guy was giving benefits or setting rules?
Take at least two baths a week in a public bathhouse; You must go to the toilet to urinate and defecate, either in a public toilet or in a privately built and approved toilet... After listening to it all, it seems that there is nothing wrong with everything except that it is not allowed to spit casually.