Chapter 280: A group of middle two diseases
The little fat man was finally relieved, it seemed that the world-class puppet girl conference would not be held in his city, because he had already quietly asked Sui Yu, and the women who came to Sui Yu were definitely real women!
However, although the puppet mother conference will not be held, but I am afraid that the second disease conference will not be able to run, I didn't look at these women with all kinds of hair colors who don't look like Chinese women After entering the door, first the purple-haired beauty actually thought she was a ninja and staged a scene of loyal protectors. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Later, the women even called Sui Yu the Supreme, and shouted "Heavenly Spirit Eternal" to fight for him......
This made the little fat man look at the black line, and the embarrassment was committed.
In other words, you are playing the second disease! It's not mentally ill, it's not mentally retarded! It's embarrassing to shout in unison, but everyone is a super beauty, and even the three little Loli are wearing cute clothes, especially one of them is dressed as a catwoman, so everyone naturally doesn't care about their actions.
However, after shouting, a large group of people gathered in front of the computer to discuss how to get into the monitor.
Even people from remote villages have at least seen such a ubiquitous computer, right? Pretending not to know anything about the computer and playing the role of an ancient person or an alien? Anyway, is this the latest middle two disease gameplay?!
Especially when the little fat man heard a serious discussion about whether several of the women could directly connect their mental power to the network and then appear in the game directly in the form of projection, the little fat man really resisted the urge to laugh, so he didn't lose his rudeness in front of people.
Before, the little fat man knew that there was a huge difference between foreigners' outlook on life and values, and even laughter, but today I saw it!
But seeing that the stunned purple-haired girl has already put her face on Sui Yu's screen, it is estimated that if you don't stop the new monitor, it will be broken by that guy with her face! So the little fat man still stood up and said for Sui Yu, who had been wanting to say something but didn't know how to start: "Okay! All right! You're already perfect and distinctive! There's no need to scramble to sell cute! ”
"Selling cute?!" The battle concubines looked at each other, they really couldn't understand why everyone was obviously discussing the issue in a serious way just now, how did they become cute?
Under the bewildered gaze of the war queens, the little fat man almost believed that these foreign women who came with Sui Yu really saw the computer for the first time (in fact, it was the correct solution). However, he simply didn't say it directly at this time, but tried to pretend to be serious and introduce it to the war queens: "You can't get in here!" Because this world is a game world! ”
"What a coincidence! We've actually crossed over from a game world! Kanami is talkative, but the little fat man naturally regards her words as a manifestation of the late stage of secondary disease......
"It's called Glory!" The little fat man shook his hand, so it was easy to find that more than half of the people in the entire Internet café were playing "Glory" and one-third of the people were playing "Supreme Glory", of course, because the game engines of these two games are completely the same, so it is really difficult to tell which is "Glory" and which is "Supreme Glory" from the screen.
Regardless, it's indisputable that this online game is super popular!
Of course, the purpose of the little fat man is also to use this method to make these secondary and second disease patients realize that Sui Yu is actually just playing an online game, so please beauties, don't play the computer idiot nervously, okay?!
In other words, so many beauties with different characteristics gathered together, even if they don't put on a noble and cold posture, so that everyone only dares to watch from afar, at least they behave a little more normal and low-key! What is the situation that all of them are in the middle and late stages of the second disease, and they are about to be hopeless?! How can you talk to you like this?!
You can't strike up a dynamic light wave pose before accosting a conversation, and then ask these beauties for contact information, right?!
Naturally, the little fat man didn't know that it was indeed the first time that the war queens had seen what the computer looked like, if it weren't for Sui Yu who had been blocking the message channel, Rose would have to dismantle the computer with her bare hands to study!
At the same time, what the little fat man didn't know was that he just thought it was completely common sense and said it was nonsense, but his casual perfunctory words played an extremely important role, because the little fat man let the war queens finally know the truth about Sui Yu fighting alone on another battlefield - feelings Sui Yu is playing an online game!
Sui Yu, who had been misunderstood by everyone before and felt guilty in his heart, who had never known how to tell the truth, was also relieved, and it was good to say it, at least until everyone found out the truth themselves, Sui Yu would be even more embarrassed at that time!
At the same time, Sui Yu also made a very honorable decision in his heart: "I just accidentally indulged in "Supreme Glory", so I admit the punishment and listen to the honorable!" ”
"Games?" "Online games?"
Only then did the battle queens show a look of sudden realization, and the little fat man said in his heart: "These middle and second patients are really acting like that!" ”
"Supreme, this is the predecessor of the virtual online game you are talking about, the computer online game? Is that what you once asked me to figure out how to install in my computer? I really couldn't understand what online games are all about just listening to your introduction, but this time I finally understand! ”
The words sent by Reese through the message channel came to his ears, so Sui Yu sighed and said to everyone in the message channel: "Yes! The one I play is one of the most popular online games in the world! You also saw it just now, and the picture quality is quite beautiful, and it even makes a certain second-class subconsciously think that I am fighting in another world! ”
"Hee-hee!" Kanami smiled embarrassedly and then dived decisively.
"Alright! Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved! Sui Yu clapped his hands directly in reality and said to everyone: "Then let's go, shall we?" There's still something to do, at least get the foothold done first! ”
However, Sui Yu said freely, but the corner of his eyes glanced at the screen with a little reluctance - he had finally finished the second boss of this copy of the Green Forest alone, and he could defeat the final boss of the Green Forest and clear this copy by breaking through the encirclement and interception of this group of little monsters.
"Yu, what are you anxious about?" Philomena stepped forward to stop Sui Yu from taking out the "Supreme Glory" account card, and then approached Sui Yu and whispered in Sui Yu's ear in a posture that seemed particularly intimate to outsiders: "I think this place is good, and when I passed by the bar just now, I heard someone asking for a package for the night, it just so happens that we can't find a place to live for the time being, or let's make do here tonight!" ”
"And you're not wrong! To be able to fight side by side with U-sama is an honor that we can't ask for! Angelina showed a bewitching smile, causing the little fat man to blush, and then chuckled and continued to say to Sui Yu: "Since this is a peaceful world, then let's follow Lord Yu to fight side by side in the world of the game, right?" Isn't it? Everyone! ”
"Yes!" Including Tolia, who looked aggrieved before, held her Excalibur that could be used as a fluorescent lamp at this time and agreed to Angelina's proposal, as for why she didn't put it away? I'm sorry! There are too many people, there is no chance at all!
"In that case!" Sui Yu shouted at the battle concubines with an excited face: "Then it's decided!" Today we are here for a night and play "Glory Supreme" all night! ”
"Oh!" The battle concubines agreed loudly, and then Sui Yu followed and added in a low voice: "But you need an ID card to go online, but we don't seem to have it!" ”
"Huh?!" The battle queens were surprised together, and then showed a look of disappointment on their faces at the same time.
But at this moment, the little fat man smiled and said to Sui Yu: "What, because your companion is a foreigner, he can't access the Internet without a Chinese ID card?" ”
Although the reason was completely wrong, the result was right, so Sui Yu nodded with a wry smile and replied, "Yes, in fact, we don't have ID cards!" ”
"That's okay! My ID card is for you! Then you wait for me, and I'll run back to school and ask my buddy to borrow my ID! It's hard to say if there are more, at least more than ten are still borrowed! ”
The little fat man is really a warm-hearted person! Of course, it would be better if this guy could restrain the fiery eyes of the war princesses a little!
But without waiting for the little fat man to be courteous, the male player sitting on the other side of Sui Yu had already closed the game and said to Sui Yu with a righteous face: "It's okay, you can play with my computer casually, just let me sit next to me and watch!" ”
"Me too! Me too! The man on the other side of the little fat man also stood up, and at the same time showed a sunny smile and said to the battle princesses: "And you just said that you want to fight this ...... Men fight side by side, don't they? Then I think you need to master the gameplay of "Glory of Supreme" first, if you don't mind, I can help you quickly master this game! ”
"Hey! What does that mystery pause mean?! Sui Yu was heartbroken, but he didn't object, because the kindness of these guys was exactly what they needed at this time!
"Me! I would too! Just allow me to sit next to it! "And me! I can also teach you how to play Glory High! ”
As a result, nine out of nine people in this row got up and invited the war queens to take a seat, and the remaining one didn't want to give way, mainly because this guy planned to let the war queens sit on his left and right and then achieve the achievement of hugging left and right, but unfortunately, this guy's sinister intentions were not only easily seen through by Sui Yu, but the others also guessed a seven, seven, eight, eight or eight in an instant.
So after a "cordial and friendly" exchange, this guy decisively gave up his position after being taken by the big guy to the alley outside the Internet café for some "ideological education".
Of course, the war queens are not completely unrewarded for treating these well-wishers who take the initiative to give way. Anyway, they made some money when they sang before, and the war queens, who didn't have New World values for the time being, simply gave a hundred-dollar bill to the well-wishers who made way for them.
As a result, these guys are even happier - not only can they sit next to the beauties and communicate with them in close proximity, but they can also get extra income, which is simply the rhythm of both people and money!
Subsequently, with the help of the courteous little fat man, the battle queens each had a brand new account card of "Supreme Glory" and then inserted the card into the game under the guidance of those well-wishers.
Of course, the little fat man also reminded the war queens with a little hesitation when he delivered the account card: "These account cards can only log in to the Huaguo server within the scope of China, and these account cards cannot be used in foreign countries!" ”
It seems that the little fat man really regards the war queens as foreigners, and even takes into account the possibility of everyone returning to China.
However, Sui Yu and the others naturally don't have to worry about not being able to use the account card after returning to China, because Sui Yu and they are not foreigners, but aliens or even people from another world!
At this time,The war queens have entered the career selection interface,And then everyone had a heated discussion about what kind of profession to choose,Although everyone enters the game is scattered,But when setting the profession, the system will set the most suitable character image for this profession according to the choice of the profession and the character image,So it's best to finalize the future profession directly in the career setting interface,So as not to change the profession in the game and eventually lead to all kinds of drawbacks (such as the thief who wants to squat down and secretly put a trap, But because he was too burly, his sneaky movements were almost known to everyone and fell into an extremely embarrassing situation).
"I see the knight! I see the knights! "Tolia is the easiest to satisfy, and having a knight is enough.
Hearing Toria's shout, a well-wisher who was sitting next to him walked up to Tolia and patted his chest and said, "Choose a knight!" Then I'll teach you the top knight skills I learned from the European costume! You must know that the knightly skills of the European service are inherited from King Arthur, who is known as the king of knights! As long as you learn my skills, you will definitely become the best knight in the world! ”
Tolia immediately showed incomparably shining starry eyes, and asked in an expectant tone with a dull hair on her head: "King Arthur? It seems to be this world...... A very famous king over there in Europe, right? Can you really pass on such valuable knowledge to me?! ”
"Don't blow it! Also King Arthur! If you were really that good, you wouldn't have been brushed off in the preliminary round of the Internet Café Competition! Another guy next to him pierced the cowhide of the man who claimed to have mastered the inheritor of King Arthur, but this guy's skin was really as thick as a knight, and he was completely unmoved.
"Of course, what I have mastered is only the theoretical part, as for being able to combine theory with practice and truly bring out the spirit of chivalry, it depends on your understanding and will!"
This guy's bragging that didn't change his face at this time was really embarrassing to everyone, but the upright Tolia nodded seriously and replied, "Then please leave it to you!" I will definitely live up to your expectations of me and become a qualified knight who meets the standards of a knight king! ”
"Uh...... "Well, the super-thick-skinned guy finally couldn't bear Toria's extremely sincere and passionate, resolute and desperate eyes for his ideals, but just as this guy was about to explain something, Tolia had already continued to choose the knight profession according to the advice of another well-wisher and began the process of creating a character, so in the end, the guy who claimed to have mastered the skills of knighthood in European clothes didn't say anything......
In the other direction, Kanami, who seemed to be very excited, chose the profession of ninja without hesitation, and a kind person not far away immediately came to her side after seeing Tolya's choice and said to Tolia with a smile: "Ninja? What a coincidence! I'm also a ninja and I've won an Internet café tournament, how about it? Would you like me to teach you ninja techniques? ”
"Just you?" Kanami unabashedly showed a look full of disdain and said to the guy, "The guy who doesn't know what a ninja is at all wants to teach me the skills of a ninja?" Do you know the essentials of covert operations? Do you know how to configure murder with invisible poisons? Do you know how to lurk to reduce physical exertion as much as possible and extend the incubation time?! I don't know? So to ask you the simplest question, do you know the thirty-two ways to use shuriken?! What about the eighty-seven body techniques of silent vertical jumping? You should know the twelve regular uses of shuriken, right?! ”
The champion of the Internet café competition was decisively defeated......
Sui Yu looked at the lively scene, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a smile. Although it is a little unprofessional, it seems that it is more enjoyable to see the relaxed side of the war princesses than to see them solve the tasks entrusted to him in an instant on weekdays!
Especially when Sui Yu saw the little fat man slightly clumsily bypassing him and sitting on the armrest of the seat next to him to talk to the little cat woman, Sui Yu felt even more funny, because he knew that the little fat man was going to touch the nail.
Sure enough, I saw the little fat man say to the little cat woman with a serious face: "The little girl is so smart, she has established a good character so quickly?" It's still the easiest and most difficult summoner class! Then let my brother ......"
"No, you don't!" The little cat woman tried to resist the urge to shake the cat's ears (to prevent anyone from discovering that her cat ears and tail were genuine), and at the same time said to the little fat man in a slightly impatient tone, "I have already heard the knowledge you want to teach me thirty-nine times, so there is no need for you to continue forty times!" ”
Seeing that the little girl who was obviously very short and cute operated by the little cat woman on the screen easily completed the novice guidance task without any guidance, and did not waste a second at all because she needed to find her way to adapt to the interface, and even mastered the basic skills of several magic professions to enhance her combat power without a teacher, the little fat man chuckled and said to himself "Interesting little girl" and left to look for prey in other locations.
At this time, the little fat man only thought that the little cat girl Xue was a person who had played "Supreme Glory" a long time ago, so she was so proficient, as for the words that she had heard thirty-nine times a long time ago, it was completely regarded as a manifestation of the second disease in the standard in the little fat man's heart.
"What a bunch of super cute girls! Even the little girls are so cute! The little fat man looked at the scene of Yingying Yanyan in front of him with a happy face, and at the same time couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "It's a pity, it's a group of middle two diseases!" (To be continued.) )