Oops, do you dare to fight back? Lao Wang was immediately happy when he saw that I was Xiaobai's Weibo, so he Weibo said: "Garbage is garbage, my books are garbage compared to literary works, yes, but your books are garbage in garbage compared to my books!" ”

Seeing Lao Wang's Weibo, Lin Weiwei sighed, thought about it, and began to type, didn't you say that my book has no literary value? You're not saying that my work is rubbish? You're not saying that my work is worthless? Okay, let's let you see what a master's work is, and let's let you see what a literary work is!

This time, the number of words is relatively long, Lin Weiwei did not post it on Weibo, but established a new book on the Wenyue Chinese Network, called Xiaobaiji, and then created new chapters......

"Officer Ochumelov, dressed in a new military coat and holding a small bag in his hand, walked through the square of the market. He was followed by a policeman, with a brown-red head, and a coarse barrage with confiscated gooseberries on it, full of it, and there was silence all around........."

I wrote more than 2,000 words and uploaded the chapters!

Soon, after the review, you can search on the website!

Lin Weiwei Weibo: "I wrote this episode and laid out a short story, I hope you like it!" Then he attached the link to the back.

Seeing that I am Xiaobai's Weibo, everyone doesn't know why, this is a new book? Isn't this what you're talking to Lao Wang? Why did you open a new book again? Could it be that he was said to have been filmed and gave the villain to the eunuch?

Even Lao Wang thinks so, he is still complacent, what's the matter, are you afraid? Hurry up eunuch, if you don't do as well as me in writing a new book, I won't scold you!

In a curious mood, Lao Wang clicked on Lin Weiwei's new book.

"Little white set? What's that? Why do you return the set? Chameleon? This is the first chapter? No, set, this is supposed to be the first story of this book? ”

Lao Wang looked at it.

In the first paragraph, this environmental description is good, huh? Doesn't you look like a schoolboy? Then Lao Wang looked down, and this one was .....

Lao Wang's face is getting darker and darker, and he is getting more and more angry! I'm almost shaking with anger!

Nima: This is talking about herself! But Lao Wang Xian himself couldn't object, and I didn't name Xiaobai, I didn't have a surname......

And when everyone saw Lin Weiwei's chameleon, they were all happy!

"Haha, I'm Xiaobai, this is the way to write out the matter of Lao Wang and her? Chameleon? The whole article doesn't mention the chameleon for half a word, but this one is called a chameleon is a perfect match! ”

"Isn't Lao Wang just a chameleon?"

"This metaphor is too appropriate, saying that it was written by Xiao Weiwei, how did the villain refine it is a god, saying that it was not written by Xiao Weiwei, how did the villain refine it is garbage, saying that it is Xiao Weiwei's student is a god, saying that it is not is garbage, and the protagonist of this book, saying that it is the general's dog, is a good dog, saying no, it is a guilty dog......"

"Who said that my Xiaobai's works are not literary? Who said that my work is not artistic? This chameleon definitely belongs to that kind of literary work! ”

"That's it, the writing is top-notch! I don't know how many streets I dumped Lao Wang! ”

"I like this chameleon, it's really appropriate to use a chameleon to describe Lao Wang!"

"I don't know what Lao Wang's expression is now!"

......

A chameleon made Lao Wang lose his temper, and made Lao Wang's fans lose their temper.

Didn't you say that there was nothing literary about them? You're not saying that other people's products don't have any value? Didn't you mean that other people's garbage is rubbish? But this chameleon is definitely a superior one! And with the color of criticism of reality!

This chameleon written by Lin Weiwei is Chekov's, and this is a short story.

tells the story of the Tsar **** era, the police officer Ochumolov received a report that he was bitten by a wild dog, and at first Ochumolov didn't know whose dog it was, so he wanted to kill the dog.

But then some of the onlookers said that it was the general's dog, and Ochumolov's attitude immediately changed and he began to praise the dog.

Later, as the question of whether the dog was the general's pet or not, Ochumolov continued to "change color" by taking off his coat. In the end, it was determined that it was the dog's family of the general's brother, and Ochumolov not only did not punish the dog, but also threatened the person who was bitten.

This article criticized Russia under the rule of the tsar, and the tsar at that time, while trying his best to strengthen the rule of the police, also engaged in some obscuring laws and regulations, casting a veil over the brutal ****ism.

Chekov, on the other hand, is a great Russian dramatist, a Russian critical realist writer and short story writer in the late nineteenth century.

That's right, this chameleon was selected as a junior high school Chinese textbook in Lin Weiwei's world!

This is not over, this chameleon is a criticism of Lao Wang, so what about those fans of Lao Wang who scare themselves?

Those Lao Wang said that they said that they were rubbish, and those fans of Lao Wang didn't read their own books, so they followed the fans who scolded the garbage....... Lin Weiwei is a more cautious person, so she didn't plan to let them go, so let's do it!

So, Lin Weiwei uploaded the second article on Xiaobaiji

"Many years ago, there was an emperor who did not hesitate to spend all his money in order to dress beautifully. He cared neither for his army, nor for going to the theater, nor for riding a horse-drawn carriage to the park—unless it was to show off his new clothes. He had to change his clothes every hour of every day......."

That's right, Lin Weiwei got the emperor's new clothes out!

This is a fairy tale, in Lin Weiwei's world, a fairy tale that has been passed down through the ages, and the author of this fairy tale is the fairy tale master Hans Christian Andersen!

But although this emperor's new costume is a fairy tale, it is also an extremely literary fairy tale! A fairy tale of an extremely critical nature!

The emperor's new clothes are out.......

"What is this trying to express?"

"I think Xiaobai Da means that this Lao Wang is the Yellow Emperor, and those fans of him are ministers, although those fans know that I am Xiaobai's work is very good, but Lao Wang said that he is not good, this is not good!"

"This book is also very artistic, literary ****?"

"It seems to be, and this book is still a fairy tale!"

"There are very few fairy tales on the market now, almost all of them are the works of those old fairy tale masters, and they don't look new, and I am Xiaobai, the emperor's new clothes, seem to have opened a new door to the fairy tale world? It turns out that fairy tales can also criticize reality, and fairy tales can also be literary! ”

"I like this Emperor's new outfit!"

"This face is beaten, there is a crackling sound, it is estimated that Lao Wang is in the mood to die now!"

"Haha, look at him still if he still says that I am a Xiaobai and a primary school student, if Lao Wang can write such a classic short story, he will immediately present it to the Golden Alliance!"

"Even if Lao Wang is taught in a few years, it is estimated that he will not be able to write such a classic work!"

"It's clear that I'm garbage, but I say that others are garbage, haha support Xiaobaida!"

........

The Yellow Emperor's new clothes and chameleon immediately swept the Internet, these two articles have high literary value, and what is even more interesting is that Lao Wang stopped talking after I am Xiaobaibu these two articles, and he didn't scold me for being Xiaobai, maybe he knew that he was not Lin Weiwei's opponent, after all, he couldn't write like a chameleon, the emperor's new clothes!

A battle in the online literature industry ended with two short stories of I am Xiaobai, but Lao Wang is unwilling, but what's the use of him being unwilling?

The editorial department of Wenyue Chinese.com ......

"Sister Xiao, how can you do this? You said you gave me this book? ”

"Did I say that?" The woman called Sister Xiao frowned: "According to the author number, the author of this book is mine!" ”

"How can you do that? I've already given him a short signing station! ”

"He hasn't replied to you, you haven't signed him yet, so he's not your author yet! Also, if you are a newcomer, you have to go through the experience, how can you bring such a potential author to become a great god? ”

"Sister Xiaomi, how can you do this?"

"I won't give you this book anyway!"

........

Lin Weiwei didn't know that the two editors of the Chinese King almost fought for themselves, and now the matter of the online article is also perfectly solved, and Lao Wang is not afraid of him, and the bad review rate has dropped all of a sudden, but the rating of this book is still hovering at 1.4, 1.5, after all, there are too many people who have rated one-star bad reviews before, and it is difficult to pull the score up!

A certain god exchange group

"Lao Wang, are you just like that?"

"How is that possible? She actually called me a chameleon? ”

"How are you going to fight back?"

"Isn't he quite hanging? When he hits the shelves, see how many people still watch this kind of garbage work! "But Lao Wang doesn't know, according to this momentum, even if the bad guys are refined into categories and put on the shelves, it is estimated that many people will subscribe!

"There are freaks every year, especially this year, a few days ago there was a book of gods Xiao Weiwei, and now there is a book of gods The potential of I am Xiaobai? We are really old, and the future of the online literature industry still needs newcomers to shine! ”

"Lao Wang is planted now, and many readers say that they have turned fans from this road!"

Lao Wang saw this group of guys looking at the guys who were falling into the well, and suddenly became angry: "Hehe, don't talk about me, your works are probably not much better, Xiao Weiwei created the era of Xiaobaiwen, I am Xiaobai, I can definitely promote Xiaobaiwen, if Xiaobaiwen is displayed, it will bring a devastating blow to our traditional online text!" ”

"Lao Wang is right, it looks like we have to do something!" A great god said.

Lao Wang was excited when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "If we oppose Xiaobaiwen together and strangle Xiaobaiwen in the cradle, then this online article is still the world of our traditional online text!" Why don't we jointly put pressure on the editorial department of Wenyue to not sign a contract for me? ”

Lao Wang said, and the great god before said: "Pressure? Heheda, don't catch me, I'm just about to open a little white text......"

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