Chapter 793: Three Plate Axes

Shibei was impressed by the three days, Brother Gang Gun has studied hard and practiced hard over the years, and he has been sold for money when he has been listed, but it was used by Liu Xiaobao as a natural background cloth to describe the masters everywhere in the Thousand Islands Forbidden Zone, and I don't know how Brother Gang Gun would feel if he knew, but as soon as he threw out Brother Ganggun, it really aroused Xiao Yueyue's interest.

After that, the two of them sat in a luxury carriage with their own expectations, which can be regarded as hugging each other and setting off for the appointment.

"Wouldn't it be a bit high-profile for us to go out with so many people?"

"You don't understand, in Chang'an City, our battle is small, one day you saw the battle of the eldest young master of the Wei family, you know what it means to be high-profile... Master, I'm a senior gentleman, and if I can be so respected, you should know how pompous that guy is if you think about it. ”

People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, Liu Xiaobao wants to keep a low profile, but in terms of his current personality and situation, the more low-key he is, the faster he will die, and the scale of twenty or thirty people is really not high-profile, it is completely Xiao Yueyue who does not understand the market.

"The Wei family? There is also Wei Zhongxian in this? ”

"How did you learn history, Wei Zhongxian is good in the Ming Dynasty, the Wei family of the Tang Dynasty can only be the Wei family like Wei Zheng, but it is different from Wei Zheng's Wei family, this Wei family is a first-class military general family, but in the future, it is not necessarily, Balotelli mentioned it to me the day before yesterday, saying that the Wei family was destroyed on the immortal star by several bull breakers, and now it is the time of storm."

"Oh... I'm not interested in liberal arts... Ah, look there is a beautiful woman crushing a boulder in her chest! ”

Xiao Yue'er lifted the curtain a slit, and looked at it with relish and surprise, looking like a city person going to the countryside.

"It's not a brother breaking a big stone, we are civilized people who grew up in a scientific society, so what's there to make a fuss about, you can do it!"

Liu Xiaobao originally wanted to ask if his chest was big, but after weighing it, he changed his hooligan words to say, which provoked Xiao Yue'er, Liu Xiaobao stretched out his finger and flicked the back of the girl's head with a strong sense of revenge, and then continued to pick up the topic just now and said: "Then you still shout at me all day long to teach you to fight?" I don't know that history can't produce the ups and downs. ”

"You seem to understand it."

Xiao Yue'er is really a militant, so when she heard that Liu Xiaobao wanted to fight for herself, she finally couldn't care about looking at the Western scenery, and put down the curtain that she was afraid of being soured by her, and Baba's eyes were cast to Liu Xiaobao, looking like she was eager to learn.

"Or else? Why don't you go and be beaten with a mallet by the old guy for three years? Don't just see that old guy being naughty, it's serious and can scare you to cry, believe it or not. ”

"I believe this, don't say anything else, just its size, don't mention how frightened I was when I walked with it in the chaotic star, for fear that if it had a heart attack and fell to the ground, then even if I was lucky enough not to be crushed to death by it, the shock wave and earthquake caused by it would be enough for me to lie in the hospital for several months... But since liberal arts are so useful for fighting wars, I will still risk my life to listen to Uncle He's lectures when I go out... Treasure, what are your plans for spending all day drinking, right? Tell me about Sa. ”

Xiao Yue'er's brain hole has always been very big, but Hu Kan is Hu Kan, she can still return to the punctuality in the end, and she just wants to learn a few tricks from the treasure weapon, and then when it comes to the critical time, she throws it out, and she doesn't take the opponent directly?

"You're not stupid... Anyway, it's okay to tell you about it, then you can tell me, I don't spend all my time drinking now, what else can I do? ”

"Find a deep mountain and old forest, and subvert the world with the scientific knowledge you brag about every day."

Seeing Xiao Yue'er's serious face, Liu Xiaobao was really choked enough.

"Why don't you let me contract a fish pond and become the richest man in the world? Don't take things for granted, if this world is really so easy to subvert, the current emperor won't believe in Li. Of course, at my level, it is not difficult to change, but it will inevitably take thirty or fifty years. ”

There's nothing bad about it... In view of this chicken thief, Xiao Yue'er, who was afraid of being peeped into, also said this in her heart, in fact, she could certainly understand what Liu Xiaobao wanted to express.

"Even if it's been ten years inside and it's only been one year outside, do I still want to play the Hundred Cities Champions Cup? Or when I go out, the baby can call me grandpa according to his age? Time, no matter how fast or slow it passes, is the same cruelty to every life. ”

"Don't chicken soup for the soul, let's talk about something practical, what kind of way are you playing like this now?"

"To deal with a person or a thing, simple and rough is often the most direct and effective, specific to examples, money, women, machetes these tricks are simple and rude, and they are often the most accustomed tricks of big people who are used to looking down on others."

"And then?"

"Then it's very simple, I'm in this situation now, no one will send me money, and then others will greet me with beautiful women, and if I don't answer, others will be machete."

"What if you're still alive with a machete? What will happen to them? ”

"Once we are marginalized, even if I don't want to go to the mountains for retreat, I have to go to retreat... But maybe the retreat is not as serious as I just told you, so I told you that there are two main reasons why I chose this invitation to the e-contest today. ”

"Playing e-sports and secretly looking for e-sports masters who have never met talents, Xu Yi, with a lot of money?"

"The two you mentioned are barely the reasons, but they are not the main thing."

"What else could it be?"

"Let's see if there's a chance to run into Balotelli, and then it's time for the slave trade... I've been listening to those gentlemen talk about barbarians and barbarians these days, and my ears are almost calloused, and today I finally have a chance to see it, do you think I can come? ”

"Didn't Balotelli make an alliance with you before? Why are you still so hard to see him? ”

"You also said it, that was before, and now people are allies of the Li family, and I am a hostage mortgaged to the Li family, and my identity is not equal, who remembers what I said before?"

"The world is cold... Do you mean that the barbarians might be able to bring a leap in speed to the retreat program? What kind of existence is the barbarian, have you found out the details? ”

"No, in order to avoid attracting attention, I don't want to take the initiative to inquire, but I can be sure that the barbarians are the natives of this space and have been oppressed and enslaved by the Li family dynasty, you say, if I can pull this barbarian into a teammate, in terms of my talent, as long as this barbarian is not too stupid and thorough, what will be the difficulty of subverting the Li family dynasty?"

"Then you have to be able to carry the three-plate axe, no one stipulates that if you give a beautiful woman, you won't give a knife, so I advise you not to be happy too early."

“… Children can be taught. ”