Chapter 144: Mom, I want to clip the chicken
Mo Wuji, who didn't know that he had an extra saint son somehow, was holding his cheap daughter Little Lori Ruri and rushing to Pikachu's location, riding an alpaca under his crotch.
Regarding the Pope of Light, he just changed the other party's physique, the heart of light and darkness can indeed be called the source of the power of holy light, above the law, the rules are not full, if it is used in the previous life, the heart of light and darkness will transform into a reincarnation vortex of light and darkness, and can even directly change a person's physique to a near-god species, which is the so-called angel!
The darkness devours and turns into an endless source of life, the light is released, and it turns into an infinite surge of light, but unfortunately this is the power of idealism, the root of idealism is in the past life and not in this life, unless Mo Wujian can comprehend the true meaning of light and darkness, or the personality is biased towards the previous life, in order to truly fit the power of the vortex of light and darkness.
"This world seems to be ....." Mo Wuji's faint eyes looked at the distant sky, he saw a certain island country in his memory, and he had a sense of déjà vu.
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College City, the office of a special profession, Pikachu and Mikoto Misaka stared wide-eyed.
"You said you're also a shock messenger?" Pikachu is a little confused, as a Pokémon, it is like a white person looking at a black person in the face of humans, can only distinguish between men and women, but can not distinguish the difference between the five views, in its eyes human beings look similar, in fact, it has also experienced similar incidents, there was once a variety of monsters into its original owner Ash, but the transformation ability of the variety monster is flawed, at that time, the 'Ash' had a turtle eye that was smaller than the squinting eyes, but Pikachu still confused the real Ash and the fake Ash.
"That's right, I'm the Shock Messenger!" Mikoto Misaka was in a complicated mood and said with some annoyance, "So, what's going on with you?" ”
"You.... Could it be the super electromagnetic cannon dead tsundere? Pikachu finally understood a few situations now, as a leather god, it was born to be the darling of thunder and lightning, so after entering the plane mall, the first thing to watch was the Pokémon anime, to play the Pokémon game, and then to understand those people or beasts who have the power of thunder and lightning.
Like Anilu, the thunder god of the One Piece world, and Mikoto Misaka, the super electromagnetic cannon, in fact, it all knows.
However, it only remembered that Anilu's earlobes were very large, and Mikoto Misaka was wearing safety pants, so he didn't recognize Mikoto Misaka at first sight, and that was why the oolong incident just now happened.
In front of the super electromagnetic cannon Misaka Mikoto, he called himself a super electromagnetic cannon.
Pikachu, who was a little blushing with a little face, hurriedly ran to Mikoto Misaka's feet, looked up, and suddenly said, "Ah, it turns out that you are really Mikoto Misaka?" ”
“!!!” Mikoto Misaka's forehead jumped violently, "You, you guy, why are you looking at my safety pants and saying such things?" In your eyes, safety pants are what I am?! ”
"I'm sorry, I'm embarrassed, my eyes are not good~" Pikachu scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "Actually, I lied to you just now, my true identity is actually a thunder fruit ability, what I am best at is heart network and electrotherapy, I will show you when I have the chance." "It's really not that Pikachu is fooling people, it's really good at heart network and electrotherapy, after all, in the days when it was down, its life was unsustainable, and as a last resort, it joined the Internet addiction treatment center, not blowing or blacking, in the plane mall where popular memes are played, Internet addiction treatment centers are bound to exist.
Pikachu can accurately sense the tolerance limit of the Internet addicted teenager receiving electrotherapy through the heart network, as well as the psychological tendency, whenever it perceives the patient's Internet addiction attack, it can rush to the scene as soon as possible, and appropriately adjust the current intensity, the ultra-high accuracy rate forces the patient to have a condition reaction, for a long time, whenever the patient has an Internet addiction attack, he will recall the experience of receiving electrotherapy, and the Internet addiction is eliminated on the spot.
At that time, it was a well-known Internet addiction treatment expert in the industry, and the success rate of electrotherapy was as high as 80.0 percent!
Even now, Pikachu sensed that Misaka Mikoto was on the verge of breaking out through the mental network he had cultivated when he was a doctor, but because of his cute appearance, it naturally had a restraining effect on beautiful girls who like cute things, so he forcibly suppressed Mikoto Misaka's outburst.
"Heh, hehehe~" Mikoto Misaka's smile collapsed a little, and a tuft of dull hair on her head flashed with an electric light, "Do you think I'll believe your words?" Give it to me, just enough! ”
Bang!
The sky burst with a thunderclap!
In the office of Jiman, there is a strong electric light!
"Ah~Ya Butterfly~Well~ Again, I went again~" For a while, the office was panting, and the cry of Shirai Kuroko was particularly intense.
"Humans are really a perverted race...."Pikachu looked at the girls in the room with subtle eyes, no matter how down-and-out it was, it never thought of relying on its electric shock ability to do such an indescribable thing, even if there was a proprietress at that time who offered a sky-high salary, it didn't accept it, if not, why was it so down-and-out?
Mikoto Misaka's face turned red when she heard this, "This kind of thing, don't care about this kind of thing, tell me clearly, who are you?" Why is it here? ”
"Ahem~" Pikachu coughed awkwardly, "I'm really Thor, don't lie to you, I'll give you a three-in-one magnetic monster another day, I believe you must like it very much." ”
"Three-in-one Magnet? What's that? Mikoto Misaka was puzzled by Pikachu's inexplicable words.
"Friends of the Maiden, a great metal cushion!" Pikachu said, "Is this Academy City?" I don't know why I'm here, and I suspect I'm lost. ”
"Lost...."Mikoto Misaka's eyes narrowed, she keenly captured the key to Pikachu's words, Friend of the Girl? A great metal cushion?
There was always a feeling of wanting to hit someone.
Pikachu didn't say anything more, but ran to a computer in the room, stretched out his little paw and pressed it on the keyboard, activated the ability, communicated the network, and found some clues.
Looking at this scene, Mikoto Misaka didn't know what to say, it seemed that the big yellow mouse in front of her was really a copy of her?
This is obviously the same as her, invading the network through the ability of electric shock..... "Ahhhh Why aren't you a quack?! "Mikoto Misaka is going crazy, she can't accept that there is a mouse with almost exactly the same abilities as her, and if she had a choice, she would rather be a quack!
"Too?" Pikachu, who was hacking into the Internet to find a trace of the ink, said thoughtfully, "I see, do you like the tone of the Wonderful Frog Seed?" Ok no problem! If I have the chance, I will definitely give you a wonderful frog seed that is good at vine whips, but you have to think about it carefully, there are only two vine whips for wonderful frog seeds, and I am more inclined to give you an arabesque, which has a lot of tentacles! ”
"Touch, tentacles?!" Mikoto Misaka's face turned completely dark, as soon as she heard the first half of Pikachu's words, she thought that the wonderful frog seed in Pikachu's mouth might be a quack, but when she heard the second half of the sentence, the whole person suddenly felt bad, why am I talking about quack, but you think of the tentacle monster?!
Immediately rushed to Pikachu's side and clapped his hands, "You guy, you guy, apologize to me quickly!" It's not a tentacle monster! ”
Pikachu waved his hand impatiently, trying to stop Mikoto Misaka's harassment, "Okay, okay, I see, you want the Wonderful Frog Seed, right?" Don't worry, I'll give you one if I have the chance. As he spoke, a picture of the Frog Seed appeared on the computer display screen, and Pikachu said, "Look, this is the Frog Seed, isn't it too bad?" ”
Mikoto Misaka was instantly distracted, "This, this, this is, Quata?" ”
The big green frog has a huge seed on its back, **** HD, Mikoto Misaka knows that the other party controls the screen through the ability of electric shock.
Breathing heavily, her face turned red, Mikoto Misaka lost her mind and said, "I want, I want this quack!" Give me this one! ”
She never imagined that there really was a living Qua Tai in the world?!
But then she remembered Pikachu's words, and her whole person was a little bad, and her face was ugly as if she had swallowed a fly alive, "Why, why do you have to call Gata a tentacle monster?!" Quack is so cute, bastard, bastard, you quickly give me back the girl's pure dream! ”
"Hmm~ah~oh~ Okay, so comfortable, so happy, so happy~" The flushed Shirai Kuroko finally recovered a little sober from the fluttering fairy and the pleasure of ascending to heaven, and his slightly trembling hands struggled to prop himself up, and walked behind Mikoto Misaka and hugged him, "Sister, Kuroko I, Kuroko I'm so happy~"
Angry, Mikoto Misaka, who was in a trance, didn't care about continuing to give Shirai Kuroko electric shock service, just staring at the wonderful frog seed that appeared on the computer display screen, with both yearning and entanglement on her face, melancholy, and said indignantly, "Call me back, this quack, it's obviously not a tentacle monster, it's not a tentacle monster, isn't it okay?" ”
"Tentacle monsters?!" Shirai Kuroko, who was in intoxication, widened her eyes in disbelief when she heard this, and looked at Mikoto Misaka in extreme surprise, "Sister, sister-sama, do you finally understand Kuroko's intentions?" ”
Click~
Burst of electricity!
Mikoto Misaka gritted her teeth and turned her head to glare at Kuroko Shirai angrily, "You, give it to me, die a hundred times again!" ”
Bang!
Another strong electric current bombarded Shirai Kuroko!
"Uh~ No, no, I can't do it, sister, this is too intense, a hundred times this kind of thing, absolutely unbearable! Mm~ah~ No matter what, no matter what, a hundred times, a hundred times, a hundred times, as long as my sister likes it, no matter how many times Kuroko is willing! Shirai Kuroko screamed hoarsely, her eyes rolling, her whole body convulsed, and she collapsed to the ground again.
Because of the current escape, the other three innocent girls who were stained with milky white liquid also suffered the aftermath of this electric shock, no way, the conductivity of milky white liquid is too strong!
"Well, don't, Sister Misaka, hurry, stop it, I'm fast, I can't stand it anymore~Ah, again, again~ Woo, I'm about to collapse, woo~~"
"Misaka, you guy, hurry, huhu, stop me! Uh, ah, oh ~ oh oh !! Damn, how can this be, this kind of thing, it's too shameful, ahhhhhh ”
"So this is the daily life of the eldest lady? Uh~ah~ It turns out that the eldest lady will experience this kind of thing every day, oh oh, Ya Yan Butterfly~"
This indescribable scene is believed to be blushing for any normal human to see it, but Pikachu is not affected in the slightest.
With a well-proportioned breath and steady claws, Pikachu did not squint, and continued to invade the network to look for flawless clues, and soon found a familiar figure in a satellite surveillance footage
Outside the house, the pedestrians on the road were silent for a long time, and finally, a teenager said yearningly, "I, I must join the Jiman!" It's been a lifelong dream of mine! ”
When the other people around heard this, they all smiled, and a young girl muttered shyly with a shy face, "No wonder Jiman is so popular~"
(End of chapter)