The Taihua Mountains have been the holy land of martial arts that Chinese people yearn for since ancient times.

A small village called Plum Blossom Nunnery is like an isolated paradise, hidden in the rolling green mountains.

In the study room of the Zhao family's ancestral mansion for hundreds of years, the white-haired old man Zhao in a green shirt was teaching Zhao Xiaotian seriously.

"Rabbit cub, although I have had high hopes for you kid since I was a child, you still have a lot of shortcomings and problems!"

"For example, the day before yesterday, I asked you to pick up dung to water our eggplant seedlings. It's a bit unforgivable that you can't figure out the crops in our family, and you can't even tell the difference between eggplant seedlings and pepper seedlings. As a result, you just watered the piece of chili seedlings at Sister-in-law Zhang's house next door to death......"

The corners of Zhao Xiaotian's mouth twitched violently, and his head was a little confused.

At least twenty minutes ago, he was lying on the wall of the backyard of Widow Li's house in the east of the village, with golden eyes, enjoying the unique scenery of the people's bath.

Although in the end, because the sound of swallowing saliva alarmed Widow Li, she was frightened by the sentence "Which one killed a thousand knives, and came to lie on the wall of the old lady again", but he Zhao Daxia was also extremely happy, and sighed that life is so beautiful.

But before he could make an objective evaluation of Widow Li's bewitching and plump figure, he was actually kicked off the wall by this old man.

Pulling his ears and screwing him home, and then inexplicably beating him down inhumanely.

"And last month, the old man Liu at the entrance of the village married his daughter-in-law to hold a wedding wine, and asked your kid to help kill the pig. Although I also know that his 300-pound fat pig has been pampered since he was a child, and his temperament is inevitably a little tough. But you can reason with it, let it deeply realize its responsibility and mission as a pig, and then lie on the pig killing stone in a proper manner and wait for the knife! ”

"As a result, you just beat it to death with a single fist! How brutal are the methods? How brutal is the scene? ”

Zhao Xiaotian Yintang was a little dark.

"Last year, for example, I asked you to go on a mission to Africa to rescue those important hostages. Although I also know that those terrorists are fully armed with real guns and ammunition, and they have always killed people without blinking. This task is a little tricky. Otherwise, the group of guys in the Longyin Group with eyes above the top would not take the initiative to come to the door and beg our Zhao family to take action. ”

"As a result, you killed those terrorists, and the hostages were successfully rescued, but on the way to escort the hostages to the airport, because of your improper command, a female hostage sprained her foot!" The old man's emotions suddenly became excited, and the dry tobacco pouch slammed on the table of the Eight Immortals, "Do you know that I patted my chest and promised the green dragon that I would bring the hostages back unscathed!" Someone actually sprained his foot, where will you put my old face in the future? ”

"I said the old smoking gun ......" Zhao Xiaotian finally couldn't hold back any longer, "You've been babbling for a long time, what do you want to say?" ”

"What? Lost your breath so soon? However, the old man's face was pale, "Thanks to me educating you since I was a child, those who become big things should not be shocked, and Mount Tai will collapse in front of him without changing his face!" ”

"Also, I'm also a grandfather who deserves your heartfelt respect and admiration. The old smoking gun is always screaming, do you still know what it means to respect the elders? ”

Zhao Xiaotian's forehead was full of black lines, he simply closed his mouth and didn't bother to take care of him, and he couldn't guess what kind of medicine this old guy was selling in his gourd.

However, the next words of this old man made him completely stunned in an instant!

I saw that the old guy was half-squinting, and he muttered unhurriedly for a while, "Now it seems that you have so many problems on your body, and the burden of our old Zhao family's revitalization lintel is not counting on you!" So I decided, just let you get married early! ”

"If I can hug my great-grandson sooner, you kid will make up for it!"

"By the way, there's something I haven't told you! In fact, as early as twenty years ago, I set a family affair for you in Huahai City. In the past two days, I have also discussed with your future father-in-law, and finally we unanimously decided that you will leave for Huahai City tomorrow to complete the marriage, and the marriage will be handled by your father-in-law......"

"What?" In an instant, how could Zhao Xiaotian still hold his breath?

Like a cat that was trampled on its tail, it jumped up with a "whoosh", "Old smoking gun, you don't fool me here!" ”

"When did I get engaged? How did I not know? Also, even if there is a marriage contract, I don't agree, master, I firmly disagree! ”

At this time, who still can't guess what is the purpose of this old horseman chattering for most of the day?

"What? You kid won't agree? However, despite his anger and thunder, the old man remained calm.

"Nonsense! If I say yes, I'll be kicked in the head by a donkey! Zhao Xiaotian was itching, and he opened his voice and scolded, "Old man Zhao, you are a landlord and old fortune with arranged marriages, Huang Shiren who cares about people's lives, you are trying to push the master into the fire pit!" ”

Uncle's! What is this? is so decent, why did you get out of a fiancée out of nowhere?

I haven't even seen a face, I don't even know my name, and the ghost knows if the woman is ugly!

The thought of sleeping with an ugly woman in his arms every night from now on made my heart even more chilly.

"It's okay......" However, unexpectedly, the old man sighed lightly, "After all, this kind of thing can't be forced, and I can't tie you up now, and then send you to Huahai City to get married!" ”

"It's not that there is no other choice for this matter! In fact, in addition to your fiancée, your father and I have always felt that the girl from the Song family in the west of the village is not bad, at least it is more than enough to be the daughter-in-law of our old Zhao family. ”

"Since you don't agree with this family business, then I will go to the Song family early tomorrow morning to propose marriage in person! I have already prepared the bride price for the proposal......"

"You ......" In an instant, Zhao Xiaotian completely collapsed!

The old face Tie Qing almost fell to the ground, and he couldn't say a word.

Vicious! This old man's methods are too ruthless!

Song Allure! It was the biggest nightmare of his life, a female devil who made his scalp tingle and his back cold when he mentioned it!

That mother-in-law is definitely an out-and-out madman, she will beat people if she doesn't agree with her, and she is definitely ruthless in making people to death!

At least in his memory, when he was a child dealing with that female devil, he never ate any good fruit, and he was beaten so that his nose and face were swollen and he lay in bed for seven or eight days, which was commonplace.

And just last year, during the Chinese New Year, the mother-in-law went back to the village and met him Zhao Xiaotian at the head of the village, and actually beat him all over the ground to find his teeth on the grounds of "the red clothes on your body make my eyes hurt", and then threw him directly into the river next to him, swaggering away.

You must know that when I was a child, other people's children were disobedient, and adults were scared, "The wolf is coming, the tiger is coming......

And when he was naughty, the adults were scared, "Run, Song Chengcheng is here!" ”

At least he really didn't doubt that if he didn't agree to go to Huahai City to get married, this old fox would definitely do it and go to the Song family to propose marriage.

Married to that female devil, from now on, he Zhao Xiaotian is definitely worse than death!

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