Chapter 68: Who Said Female Sparrows Don't Open the Screen
It's really not a good thing to be a sparring partner for Ram Kang. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Just like Zhao Han never wanted to accompany a woman shopping, it didn't matter, just because the torture was endless.
After spending one night in the Chenghuang Mansion, when it was just dawn, the Qingluan guards all returned to Zhao Han's tail ring, including the young scribe with blood-colored eyes and the ram with a convulsive face.
Unlike those Qingluanwei who only had souls left, in fact, the Ram Anti, a Yuanying-level great cultivator, could survive outside.
Even if he wanted, Zhao Han could help him find a newly dead body for him to possess without having to suffer from that reincarnation.
But Zhao Han's proposal was rejected by the ram resistance.
In the words of Ram Resistance.
"Lao Tzu's brothers in this life have died so much, if I, a dead person, live another life, then how unbalanced will their hearts be?
Hey, hey, hey, I'll accompany them to run rampant in our Yanyun Ghost Country.
When all of them obediently reincarnate that day, then the general, you can get the old sheep back again."
The hippie smile when he speaks, and he doesn't seem to take any of this seriously at all.
Yuan Ying has lived for a thousand years, and the ram has wasted capital for two or three hundred years to accompany those brothers who have died.
However, Zhao Han just listened to these words.
He knew that if these dead Qingluan guards were reincarnated, then Ram Kang would not come back alone.
To be dead is to be dead.
Since the brothers are all going to reincarnation, there is no reason why no one should not go to the Ram Resistance.
Because he's a ram resist!
Fight against King Yanyun, if you kill me, I won't leave the ram general of the southwest front!
Seeing that the ram finally disappeared into the tail ring, a touch of sadness emerged from Zhao Han's eyes.
People's hearts are made of flesh, who can be really ruthless?
The ram dared to ask in front of King Yan Yun: "I can be promoted, can my brothers accompany me to be promoted?" ”
Although it was a little stupid, so stupid that it almost lost its head.
But who would dare to say that he lived more truthfully than he did?
Before walking out of the City God Temple, Zhao Han stood at the door of the temple and whispered.
"It is the luck of my Zhao Han to meet you in this life"
The whisper is still the same, not mixed with any complicated things, only respecting the hearts and spirits of those who are willing to give up their lives and send him, the son of Yanyun, to the demon king.
Without these dead people, there would have been no vigorous Northwest victory.
The Great Victory in the Northwest is Imperial?
Or is it the main general Zhao Jundu's?
Or is it him, a shameless man who burned ten miles southwest with a stick of plum wine?
Both, but neither.
We've worked for it, we've sacrificed for it.
Those who are alive enjoy glory and wealth, and those who are dead deserve the name of history.
Only this ear is respected......
......
The noisy streets, dressed in white, came out of the dust.
Zhao Han walked on the street, listening to the noise in his ears, looking at the celebratory colors around him, and his heart was comfortable and floating.
Not far away, a woman with a sword was standing beside the candy man with a tangled face, and she was about to open her mouth and close her mouth about the biggest phoenix in the stall.
The hawker was displeased, but he also had the confidence to argue with him.
"I said Miss Zhang, whether you can get a phoenix or a pheasant depends on your luck today, we can't force you to buy and sell in business, right?"
With that in his mouth, the peddler still did something on the candy seller's wheel.
The phoenix must be gone, otherwise how can this Miss Zhang still be interested in visiting his small booth next time?
However, the mind of fishing for this eldest lady with a cotton candy peacock is still a must.
"Hmph, Miss Ben doesn't believe it"
Glaring at the candy seller, Miss Zhang handed over a handful of copper coins and said, "Give me ten copies!" ”
"Okay!" The sugar man peddler borrowed money with a smile, and then watched Zhang Yan draw with a smile.
"Yo, for you, the tiger's sugar man"
"..."
"Wild boar..."
“......”
"Look, isn't this luck, come to Miss Zhang, your peacock is here"
handed the large handful of sugar men to Zhang Yan, and the sugar man vendor said to Zhang Yan with a smile: "Miss Zhang, the peacocks are here, will the phoenix be far away?" ”
A fluttering sentence made Zhang Yan's words float.
With a happy face, Zhang Yan took out a silver coin from her purse and threw it over: "Miss Ben is happy today, I will reward you"
"Then thank you Miss Zhang for the reward"
The vendor also happily took the silver coin.
In other words, this silver coin is enough for him to make money selling sugar men for ten days.
"Hmph, don't be complacent, sooner or later, Miss Ben will win the phoenix!"
With a snort, Zhang Yan said a little arrogantly.
"That's, that's, Miss Zhang's fortune is all right...."
The peddler laughed on the sidelines.
Not far away, Zhao Han, who saw all this, also smiled.
Stepping forward, he walked up to Zhang Yan and smiled at the vendor.
"Come, give me a draw, I want a plum blossom stick"
"Oh... Yes... I'm so tired, Childe, you're in charge."
Seeing Zhao Han say this, the vendor smiled and handed over the disc.
Zhao Han smiled and nodded, watching the lead-filled marbles rolling in the roulette.
Zhang Yan on the side saw him coming over, and frowned: "It's really bad luck today, I actually saw you, a wicked person."
"Uh..."
Zhao Han touched his nose, turned his head and smiled at him: "Miss Zhang, don't you have to lie on the bed anymore?" ”
"You...."
Zhang Yan was angry.
"What am I?"
Looking at Zhang Yan, who was angry, Zhao Han blinked and said, "Miss Zhang, do you want to stab me with a sword again?" ”
With a swipe, the long sword came out of the sheath, and Zhang Yan held the sword and pointed at Zhao Han angrily.
Our Zhang Yan and Miss Zhang have learned a lesson, this time the sword in the scabbard was originally inlaid with gold and jade gems, but at this time it was replaced with a sword...
Peachwood sword?
"I'll stab you today, if you have the ability, you can go to the government to sue me again!"
As she spoke, Zhang Yan's face flashed, and the long sword stabbed at Zhao Han's chest in a daze.
Zhao Han was helpless.
Watching the wooden sword stab in front of him, he didn't feel anything other than feeling a small pain in his chest.
It's like being bitten by a mosquito......
"Why don't you hide?" Zhang Yan difference.
"Eldest sister, that's a wooden sword, why am I hiding from it?"
Zhao Han gave her a blank look, turned around and asked the vendor for the candy man.
Not to mention, this peddler is really conscientious, seeing that Zhao Han didn't open his mouth and close his mouth, he wanted to smoke a sugar dragon, as long as he had a plum blossom branch, he really let him win....
"Thanks, Brother Sugar Man"
Passing over the plum blossom branch handed over by the vendor with a smile, Zhao Han thanked him.
"Thank me for what, this is your luck, little brother"
Since Zhao Han smiled and spoke, the sugar man peddler also replied with a smile.
Luck or something is naturally nonsense, just such a twenty-eight turntable, the sugar man peddler has been playing for more than ten years, which one can be transferred to is not his final say?
This is a candy man or something, the ingredients are the same, at most, those big things are made by the hawkers who spend a little more effort to make, and the people who buy them are also lucky to be lucky.
After all, it's just a mouthful.
Here, Zhao Han was chatting with the sugar man, but Zhang Yan beside him was full of unhappiness.
I saw that her eyes rolled, and she didn't know what bad idea she thought, so she picked up the wooden sword in her hand and slapped it towards Zhao Han's ass.
With a snap, Zhao Han, who had been beaten for a while, was stunned.
Turning his head, Miss Zhang was looking at him innocently.
Zhao Han held back for a while, and only then did two words pop out of his mouth: "naïve"
"Who does naïve say?" Miss Zhang raised her eyebrows.
"Zhang Yan is very naïve"
Zhao Han used the "plum blossom branch" to point at the peacock in Zhang Yan's hand, looking at Miss Zhang's angry eyes, someone directly used the means of the floating cloud hand on the plum blossom branch.
Sugar people intersect.
was a little bit of a plum blossom branch, and the tail feathers of the peacock in Miss Zhang's hand fell to the ground one after another.
"You... You pay me for my sugar man! ”
Seeing the peacock feathers falling, Zhang Yan said angrily.
Zhao Han blinked and said, "Do you know that peacocks are male and female?" ”
"Of course I know..."
"Then do you know that female peacocks can't open the screen?"
Zhang Yan: "......"
"I want you to take care of it, who knows if what you said is true, I don't care, you quickly compensate my sugar man!"
Zhang Yan was a little weak-hearted, saying that she really didn't know the difference between peacocks and males, but at this time, she couldn't weaken her momentum, but threw away the sugar man in her hand and grabbed Zhao Han's collar.
"Compensate me..."
"No Compensation"
"Hurry up! Or I'll take you home!" ”
"Resolutely not going"
"Are you sure?" The dangerous look in Zhang Yan's eyes flashed, but she thought of the fifty boards she was subjected to.
was beaten fifty boards for no reason, and she didn't get out of bed for half a month, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a shame for Zhang Yan's life, and now this "culprit" actually has a handle in her hands, so don't blame her Miss Zhang for revenge today!
"You... What are you going to do? ”
Seeing that Zhang Yan's expression was wrong, Zhao Han asked a little uneasily.
Zhang Yan smiled and did not answer.
"I'll tell you, don't think of any bad ideas in this blue sky, I'll go to the official"
"How can you say that, you say that peacocks have male and female, today my female peacock who has lost its hair, I want to come and meet your male peacock who will open the screen for a while."
While speaking, Zhang Yan pulled the hairpin on the top of her head, held it in the palm of her hand and removed it to the top of Zhao Han's head.
And the whole person also squeezed into Zhao Han's arms....
"Come on, bring your little sister-in-law home to Miss Ben!"
"Holy!"
Seeing that two big men suddenly appeared in the crowd around him, Zhao Han turned his head and ran away without saying a word.
It is the custom of women in the imperial calendar to rob relatives or something...
Although Zhao Han would laugh when he heard this on weekdays, if this thing really happened...
Nima, the sky is thundering!!
"You let go!"
ran out of the distance of half a street, and saw that Zhang Yan was still holding him, Zhao Han couldn't help but say helplessly: "Sister, I have served you, will you let go..."
"Don't loosen! Resolutely do not loosen! ”
"Your guard has been knocked to the ground by me, are you sure you won't let go?"
Hearing Zhao Han's words, Zhang Yan looked around, looking a little hesitant.
Seeing her like this, Zhao Han was overjoyed, thinking that this eldest lady was going to give up.
But who would have thought, Zhang Yan's words stunned him in the next second.
"I'm all yours, what else can you do with me......"