"Bang! Poof! Boom! Boom! ”

The following scene is too bloody, and 10,000 words are omitted here.

After all, after an hour, Totoro, who had almost turned into a pig's head, went to buy the vegetables back, and then forced to cook in the kitchen, and finally served the food on the table one by one, and the whole process of making amends was no different from the oppressed little maid in ancient times.

"Hmph, for the sake of today's meal, Miss Ben will forgive you, and tell you to knock on the door before entering my room in the future, and if you encounter this situation again in the future, I will.... I'll just ...... I'll let you give me dinner for a month!" ”

The foodie's idea is really incomprehensible, but now is not the time to complain about this, isn't this my home? You haven't paid the rent yet, why did it become your room?

"Cat, your face is okay, did it hurt you when they hit you just now?"

Taylor Swift suddenly became gentle, and My Neighbor Totoro was even more speechless, and said that the person who beat me the hardest in front of me was you, and now you are pretending to be a good person with me, can you fake it a little more?

However, My Neighbor Totoro thought about the restricted-level picture he saw earlier, and felt that he was actually quite profitable, although he stored a GB of high-definition infantry on his home computer when he was still a college student, and some of it was lily, but how could the false plot in the film be compared with the real things encountered in reality? That immersive feeling cannot be described clearly in words, and only those who have experienced it can appreciate the comfort of Totoro at that time........

It's a pity that I didn't use the video function at that time.,Otherwise, the absolute click-through rate of this video posted on the Internet exceeded 10,000.,These two high-value girls staged a forbidden lily sadomasochism.,It's definitely a god material that all otaku straight men want to collect and are worth protecting with their lives!

Speaking of which, because of his highlight-performing performances in the Summer League so far, he now has a six-figure following base on his Facebook and personal social networking sites.

However, this is not the point, because Totoro said that he is not used to these foreign things in the United States, and when he hung up a VPN and turned over to the Great Celestial Dynasty to make his own blog, the number of favorites and clicks skyrocketed, and the fans became seven figures in two or three days, which is a bit scary.

My neighbor totoro doesn't know that his popularity in China is already unparalleled.

With the light of Da Yao, CCTV and other sports channels broadcast the Rockets' games almost every weekend, and Totoro, a purebred Chinese face without any impurities, naturally entered the eyes of Chinese fans.

Some senior fans began to dig deep into Totoro, and found that he was really 100% purebred Chinese blood, plus he said in an interview with reporters during the NCAA period that "he is forever Chinese, although he was born in the United States, he is definitely a descendant of Yanhuang", this kind of deeds immediately made him more famous in China after it came out, at least 2/3 of Chinese fans treat Totoro as their own.

Finally, and most importantly, Totoro continues to rise steadily.

The Chinese expect Yi Jianlian, but the UAE has always been unsatisfactory, from the Bucks to the Nets, and in only a few games, the Green Arrows were squeezed out of the starting position by the potential Lopez, and now they are playing as a substitute.......

Sun Dasheng was selected with the 40th pick last summer, and this year he signed with the Lakers with his outstanding performance in the Olympics and successfully entered the NBA, but Chinese fans have never seen Sun Dasheng show his face in the regular season, and even in the opening game with the Rockets, Sun Dasheng has not seen Sun Yue's appearance.

The potential stocks expected by several Chinese people could not be played one by one, and the disappointed fans had to pin their eyes on others, and at this time, Totoro actually appeared in front of the eyes of the world like a comet breaking through the sky, and domestic fans naturally set their eyes on him.

Those blood-inflating three-pointers, blocks, dunks, Totoro himself has shown a lot in the first few games, although many people think that his performance is short-lived, and many people think that he relies on the care of his team's big brother Yao Ming to be so smooth, but at least the strength that Totoro is showing now gives the Chinese people a little hope, at least they can expect him to get better, and look forward to what kind of miracle he can bring to himself.

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"My Neighbor Totoro, what's wrong with your face?"

At night, Totoro, who had just finished playing a game of Call of Duty 4 and was ready to go to bed, was called out by Bu Jiayi, and the two chose a tea shop in Chinatown to eat supper, and there are many Chinese in Houston who like to watch basketball, they are the most solid and powerful group of little giants in Houston, and now Totoro is also the object of their worship.

So, Totoro enjoyed a 2.5% discount here to drink the best authentic West Lake Longjing herbal tea, in fact, the boss was ready to ask for Totoro's signature and then gave him free, but so Totoro himself was embarrassed.

"It's okay, I was accidentally scratched by a cat, instead of caring about me, you should care more about yourself, how many hours do you sleep every day now?"

Although Bugai wears makeup every time he goes out, his pale and haggard face can't be concealed by makeup, and it's impossible for Totoro not to feel distressed, and his heart is not made of stone.

"Hehe, I'm all for your good, how do you say I work hard for you, should you reward me with something?"

Bugai smiled softly, stood up and pouted as he prepared to kiss Totoro's mouth.

"Come on, we signed a treaty, if you really have the ability for me, don't take your share."

Totoro pressed his hand against the other party, he said in his heart that he was not stupid, as a player's agent, generally the player earns more and the agent earns more, and this kind of bundled marketing business method will prompt those agents to work harder.

"Hmph, I'm so stingy, I don't even want to kiss someone, I'm still working so hard for you."

Bugai glared at Totoro angrily, and then sat down and stared at him again, Totoro said that he just couldn't stand Bujai, this kind of gaze like a poisonous snake seeing a frog is really uncomfortable.

"Okay, I will contribute a sum of money to set up a small brokerage company, and you are responsible for the preparation and recruitment of the company, and you usually pay more attention to rest."

My Neighbor Totoro sighed and said, in fact, he has had this idea for a long time, and now as he slowly becomes popular, the endorsements that follow are absolutely indispensable, and it is a bit too much to push all the work to a weak girl at this time.

"You don't need to say that I'll do it, but I'm not looking for you to talk about this."

Bu Jiayi stroked his hair, and his small mouth turned up to reveal a beautiful arc, "There are two good news on my side now, which one are you going to hear first?" ”