Chapter 13: Mega Prank Officially Launched (1)
On weekends, the professor stayed alone in the study, basking in the warm sun, reading books, and enjoying a rare leisure time.
The room was quiet and peaceful, which made the professor very relaxed, and recently because of Li Hao and Eric's affairs, the professor was exhausted, so the professor stayed alone in the study on this rare weekend, wanting to relax.
But apparently it was just the professor's luxury, and a knock on the door broke the quiet atmosphere.
"Professor, S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick is looking for you." Scott's voice came from outside the door.
After hearing Scott's words, the professor could only put down the book in his hand and slowly walked out in a wheelchair.
When he came to the office and saw Nick on the screen, the professor asked gently, "Director Nick, is there anything you want me to do?" ”
"Professor, sorry to interrupt!" Nick said apologetically, "However, it's not me looking for you, it's Li Hao who wants to find you!" ”
While speaking, Li Hao had already appeared in the picture, "Hey! The professor misses me so much! ”
"Not at all?" The professor silently asked in his heart.
"Professor, I told you that I wanted to come back, I didn't have a good time here, I couldn't eat, I couldn't dress warmly, I didn't sleep well, they just abused me!" Li Hao looked pitiful, as if he had really suffered inhumane abuse.
"MMP, can you talk well! You made a mess of me, tortured Coulson to take refuge in Africa, and you even said I was abusing you? Nick looked at the damn fat cat in front of him with a black line.
"Lee, I'm sure Director Nick won't do that." The professor who knows Li Hao very well naturally will not believe these nonsense.
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On the rooftop, Li Hao looked like he was loveless, and in the call with the professor just now, Li Hao felt that his soul had been greatly traumatized.
"Sure enough, there are no good people with bald heads! It's all bastards! Li Hao's heart was full of resentment, just in the phone call just now, the "boiled egg" professor actually told himself that he had told Katie that he had died after a long time of treatment because of a genetic mutation, what the hell is this? Have you ever asked me for my opinion? Bastard!
And that damn "boiled egg", who complained to him about the professor's shameless rumors about himself, he went so far as to say that S.H.I.E.L.D. is for the people and is a "servant of the people", and he is a cat and is not in their scope of service.
Listen to how bad this is racial discrimination, how about cats? Cats don't have human rights! These damn bastards, I want revenge!
Therefore, Li Hao, who is inspired to take revenge on the "evil forces", is working hard to lie on the rooftop and bask in the sun! Superman basking in the sun, can it be called lazy? It's called hard work!
"It is reported that the American Animal Protection Society successfully rescued two cats that were abused by their owners yesterday, and the head of the association said that they will continue to hold the cat owners accountable......
Li Hao, who was lying on the rooftop idlely, was attracted by the content on the display screen on a building not far away, and a perfect revenge plan was born in his heart, "Hehe! It's time for the show! ”
"You scumbags, prepare to accept the wrath of the Great Demon King!" Li Hao flew into the air and looked down at the office building of S.H.I.E.L.D.
The American Animal Protection Society is a public welfare association formed by kind people who love animals in the United States, mainly to protect the legitimate rights and interests of animals.
After searching in the air, Li Hao found the office building of the American Animal Protection Society in New York.
After finding a hidden exchange and landing, Li Hao also deliberately made his body dirty, looking very pitiful.
After doing this, Li Hao came to the gate, pretended to be very scared and cautious, and walked in cautiously.
Li Hao's figure quickly attracted the attention of the reception staff in the hall, "Wow! What a cute kitten! ”
A receptionist came over and said, "What's wrong with you, little one?" ”
"Meow! Don't hit me! Don't..."Li Hao looked at the blonde white girl in her 20s who came over, and let out a very frightened voice.
The young girl who heard the voice was stunned on the spot, "This cat can talk?" The girl is obviously a little skeptical of life.
"Don't come here, don't hit me, meow!" Li Hao continued to shout in horror.
"Oh! Oh, my God! The white girl exclaimed.
"What's wrong? Lisa! Another red-haired girl who heard Lisa's scream also walked over to this side.
"Kelly, this cat can talk!" Lisa exclaimed in amazement.
"Didn't you wake up? Lisa! Kelly obviously wouldn't believe Lisa.
Li Hao looked at Kelly who came over, continued to play his Oscar-like acting skills, and ran to the pillar behind him as if frightened, hiding behind.
"Is that the cat?" Lisa pointed at Li Hao and said.
"Don't catch me, meow!" Li Hao hid behind the pillar, looking very panicked and frightened.
"Oh my God, it really does talk!" Kelly exclaimed, too.
The two of them looked at Li Hao, who was both behind the pillar, and looked very surprised!
"What's wrong with you, little one? Don't be afraid, we won't hurt you! Lisa, who was the first to discover Li Hao, said softly while slowly approaching Li Hao.
Looking at Lisa who came over, Li Hao hurriedly hugged his head with his hand, and his body began to tremble, "Don't catch me, Garfield doesn't want to do experiments." ”
Lisa, who heard Li Hao's words, stopped, as if she had thought of something, the magical cat who could talk all the time was very timid and afraid of people, and shouted not to hit him, not wanting to do experiments.
Lisa's brain quickly makes up the story of a cat that was used by a mysterious agency to be used for various experiments and brutally abused.
Thinking of this, Lisa, who was very emotional, couldn't help but have slightly red eyes, this cat was so pitiful.
"Don't be afraid, little one, we won't hurt you!" Lisa said in her gentlest tone.
After Lisa finished speaking, she slowly approached Li Hao, looking at Li Hao's dirty appearance, her body trembled, and she felt that her heart was about to melt.
Lisa slowly stretched out her hand and gently touched Li Hao's body.
Li Hao, who was touched, couldn't help but shrink back, "Don't hurt Garfield!" ”
"Little one, I won't hurt you, don't be afraid!" Lisa looked at Li Hao, who was shrinking back and looking at her timidly, and hurriedly said softly.
"You're really not going to hurt Garfield, are you?" Li Hao looked at Lisa and said pitifully.
"I swear, I won't, come here, little one!" Lisa hurriedly assured.
Hearing Lisa's words, Li Hao pretended to be very hesitant and approached Lisa little by little.
When he saw Lisa's outstretched right hand, he stepped back a little as if he was frightened, until finally Li Hao approached Lisa's right hand and touched it lightly with his head.
Just when Li Hao went to the American Animal Protection Society to sell miserably and ask for "help".
Nick is in a rage in his office, "Are you trash? Not a single cat can stand it! ……”
Cage felt that today must be his own bad luck day, first he was punished for making a mistake in the morning, and today he went to take care of the "demon"-like cat (in view of Li Hao's "good" performance in S.H.I.E.L.D., taking care of Li Hao became one of Nick's means of punishing his subordinates).
Immediately after being teased by that hateful cat, I lost it even more, and now I have to face the wrath of the big boss! What a bad day.
"Now let people go and look for the fat cat immediately, and if you don't find the fat cat, you can go home and pack your bags and get ready to go to the Middle East."
"Yes, boss!" Under Nick's threat, Cage hurriedly stepped back and arranged for people to find Li Hao, he didn't want to leave his newly married wife and go to the Middle East.