April 1st, April Fool's Day.

Today is April Fool's Day, and Xiao Liang received several QQ messages, all of which were confessional messages.

He felt terrible in his heart, which caused him to not think about tea and dinner all day, he didn't even want to drink water when he was thirsty, and he even wanted to punch when he saw the smiling face of his male colleague.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that he doesn't miss a woman because he doesn't think about it.

It's because these confessional messages are all ...... Male!

That's right, these people who sent QQ confession messages are all his colleagues, and those colleagues are too naughty and make fun of their friends.

To be honest, if you want to send it, you should send it to a female colleague, and you shouldn't send it to him.

Xiao Liang dared to pack a ticket, he was definitely a man with a very normal sexual orientation.

Here's how he replied: "I'm sorry, I'm a sexually oriented woman!" I can't accept your confession! ”

And Xiao Liang's colleague made a laughing expression and replied: "It's serious, today is April Fool's Day, stupid!" (laughing to death.jpg) X3! ”

Xiao Liang was angry when he thought about it, he just woke up in the morning, and the whole person was in a state of confusion, and he really forgot that today was April Fool's Day, otherwise he would not have answered his colleague's QQ message so seriously.

On the way off work, Xiaoliang's colleagues were smiling, hooking shoulders with him and saying, "Are you still angry?" Let's go, brother will take you to skewers! ”

Xiao Liang pushed the two away with his backhand, tightened his tie, raised his chin and said unhappily: "What are you laughing at, laugh again, I will beat you two to death." ”

"Yo, isn't it just an April Fool's Day joke, it's necessary to take it so seriously, this time I'll treat you, I'll pay for it, and eat as much as you want!" Xiao Liang's colleague shook his hand proudly.

When Xiao Liang heard this, Tie Qing's face suddenly became much better.

"I'll say it first, I'm going to eat a lot this time, don't be afraid that I'll eat your wallet poor!" Trabeculae said emphatically.

The faces of the two changed, and they hurriedly changed their words: "Don't, Brother Liang, can't I be wrong, I'll ...... my own face."

While talking, the three office workers walked into a small restaurant in the center of the city.

Xiao Liang sat on the stool with his buttocks, untied his tie into his briefcase, and untied the neckline to breathe.

While his colleagues were busy, Xiao Liang leisurely took out his mobile phone to log in to the starting point reading app.

I saw that the starting point APP showed the update of the king's life, and the words "read it all" were written.

Finished reading?

As early as March 30, he caught up with the latest chapter.

Yesterday he found out that the king spared the life of the emperor and did not update, and he thought that the author might have delayed the update due to something.

I thought I'd wait until the next day, which is today.

I didn't expect to open it today, and the king spared his life and still showed the reading status that he had finished reading, that is, the author has not been updated!

Xiao Liang looked at the weather outside the small restaurant, the sun was setting, the yellow sunlight was intertwined with the colors of the night, and the restaurants on the street had turned on the white lights.

It's already six o'clock in the afternoon, and it stands to reason that it would have been updated a long time ago.

What happened to the author of the king's life?

The first time Xiao Liang saw such a light-hearted and funny online novel, he was both enthusiastic and moving, full of jokes between the lines, and laughed from time to time, which was really much more comfortable than those who pretended to be slapped in the face all day long.

Therefore, chasing every day has become an indispensable daily routine for Xiao Liang, and once he sees that there is no update, he can't help but want to send the blade.

Now Xiao Liang has endured it for two days, and it is like an erupting volcano, and he can't help but send blades to the book review area.

"The author is coming out to update, if I don't update it, I'm going to send the blade!"

In addition to Xiao Liang, there are other people in the book review area who are angrily sending blades, and the rows of comments are full of thousands of lines.

"I don't look hungry for a day...... Sorry for sending the wrong book review section, but we still want to send the blade. ”

"Protest! Protest! Protest! ……”

"It's not fair, the food and literature are updated, why don't you spare your life!"

There are also some people who use tips to send blades, such as the little squirrel who rewards 100,000 starting coins to urge the blades to be sent!

Even the local tyrants are sending blades, and fans who want to come to the fan base are also sending blades.

Feeling the empty Xiao Liang in his heart, he bit a string angrily, and the spicy taste instantly bloomed in his mouth, and the depression in his heart suddenly became much less.

After eating a few skewers, he glanced at the starting point app again, still holding some thoughts in his heart.

The king spared his life and did not read a single chapter.

"Huh, updated?"

Just now it was "finished reading", and now it is "not reading a chapter", which means that a chapter has been updated.

Xiao Liang touched his chin, just for a while, it was actually updated, it seems that everyone's comments on sending blades are very effective.

He opened the list of chapters with great interest, pulled to the bottom and saw a few words, the chapter name read: "Leave note." ”

Xiao Liang chuckled in his heart, his throat gurgling, and his right hand trembled as he clicked on this chapter.

"I've been double-open, I'm not in good shape, I'm taking a break for a few days, the food text is still updated, and the king will wait for a few days."

A simple and crude leave note, the great god said that he wanted to rest for a few days.

Xiao Liang never stopped, and the food text saw that there was already a little fatigue in the back, but the king spared him and he was not tired of it, no matter how you look at it, it is a thriving situation, and I am super looking forward to the plot in the future, how can I stop changing it at this time.

Send the blade, send the blade decisively!

The colleague next to him saw Xiao Liang's ugly face, and thought that Xiao Liang was still angry, so he poked Xiao Liang with his elbow and said with a smile: "What's the matter, please don't be happy to make a string, then I won't invite you next time." ”

"No, it's just that a certain online writer has broken off, and I want to send a machete to the door."

"So...... Scary? The two colleagues shrunk their necks and felt that their necks were cold.