Chapter 8: Unlucky Coulson
The college office, yes, this is still the place!
The professor was helplessly looking at Li Hao, who was shamelessly cute and coquettish lying on his lap.
"Lee, I said I wasn't trying to drive you away, it's just that Nick really wants to meet you, you just go there for a while, and then I'll let you pick you up." In the face of Li Hao's "scourge", the professor rarely said something against his will.
"Nope! I don't want to go, Grandpa Professor, don't abandon others! Li Hao, who doesn't know what the festival is at all, sells cuteness and coquettishness without shame.
Hearing Li Hao's words, the professor's face changed, and at this moment he regretted that he had eaten too much in the morning, and he was a little sick to his stomach.
"Grandpa Professor, okay?" Li Hao, who sells cuteness without a bottom line, pointed his fat belly at the professor, and gently slapped the professor's stomach with his palm.
"Lee, don't you want to be like this, okay?" In the face of Li Hao's bottomless rogue behavior, the professor felt a headache.
But just then, a knock on the door saved the professor from the abyss of hell.
Phil. Coulson, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Nick. Fury's right-hand man, he was ordered to come to the Mutant Academy today to bring the magical cat back to the bureau from the professor.
Because he had communicated with the professor in advance, he came in very smoothly, and under the guidance of the college teacher, Coulson quickly came to the professor's office.
Scott, who was leading the way, heard that Coulson had come to take the cat away, and couldn't help but look back at the unlucky man with sympathy.
"Hope you have a great trip!" For this "warrior" who is willing to take Li Hao away, Scott sincerely wishes.
"Huh! Thank you! Under Scott's gaze, Coulson said he was a little panicked.
Coming to the office door, Scott knocked lightly on the door and said, "Professor, someone from S.H.I.E.L.D. is here." ”
The professor, who heard the knock on the door, couldn't wait to say, "Please come in!" ”
After getting permission from the professor, Scott opened the door and motioned for Coulson to enter, and after Coulson entered, closed the door and left.
In the office, Li Hao, who was still lying on the professor's lap just now, had already jumped onto the table, wanting to see who S.H.I.E.L.D. would send to pick him up.
As soon as the door opened, the first thing that entered Li Hao's eyes was a shiny big forehead, the sunlight outside the house was already shining in front of the door through the window, and as soon as Coulson came in, the sunlight refracted through his big forehead, instantly blinding Li Hao's dog eyes (cat's eyes).
Li Hao hurriedly covered his eyes with his hands, lay on the table and began to roll, as if he was in great pain.
"Professor, what's wrong with him?" Looking at Li Hao, Coulson asked with a little confusion.
"He said your forehead was so bright that it flashed into his eyes." Maybe it was because Li Hao was about to leave, and the professor had a rare sense of humor and directly said Li Hao's inner thoughts.
Hearing the professor's words, Coulson was stunned on the spot, a little unsure of how to answer, did he want him to say, "I'm so sorry, my forehead flashed to you!" At this moment, Coulson really wants to slap himself and make you talk more!
"Hahaha! Professor, you're kidding! Coulson could only laugh awkwardly and skip the topic, "Professor, this is the amazing cat!" ”
"Yes, since you're here, I'll give him to you, I wish you all a good time!" The professor, who was anxious to send Li Hao away, went straight to the point.
At the initiative of the professor, Li Hao was soon handed over to Coulson.
The handover so quickly made Li Hao very unhappy, he felt like a cargo, if it wasn't for the professor threatening Katie, he would definitely not agree.
The old fox actually told Katie that he had a genetic mutation, that he had an adverse reaction in his body, and that he needed to be treated and observed, and that he was sent to S.H.I.E.L.D. for this reason.
"I'll get my revenge when I get the chance, bastard!" Li Hao thought unhappily.
After the handover was completed, Coulson quickly left the Mutant Academy with Li Hao in his arms and came to his classic car.
"Hey! Super cat, how's it going? This car looks good! This is my sweetheart! In order to bring him closer to Li Hao, Coulson took the initiative to arouse the topic.
Li Hao, who jumped from Coulson's arms, was very satisfied when he heard Coulson's words, it seemed that the professor had indeed kept his trust and did not tell S.H.I.E.L.D. detailed information about himself.
Thinking of this, Li Hao's depressed mood has improved, since his mood has improved, let's find something to do!
"The big forehead just seemed to say that this car is his sweetheart." Thinking of this, Li Hao turned around and smiled at Coulson.
Looking at Li Hao, who was smiling at him, Coulson said happily: "What do you think?" ”
"Yes!" Li Hao replied in his heart as he raised his evil palm, his claws slowly stretched out from between his palms.
With a shrill sound, Coulson's front lid left a paw print that wasn't too long.
"What did you do? Damn bastards! Coulson, who quickly discovered Li Hao's evil deeds, cried out in pain.
Looking at the paw prints in front of the car, Coulson felt like a knife, my heart hurt so much!
However, as a professional agent, Coulson gradually controlled his emotions and was ready to complete the mission first.
"Alright, it's time for us to get in the car, bad cat, I want you to be honest in the car!" Coulson, who was still distressed about the car, walked into the car with Li Hao in his arms.
Coulson put Li Hao in the passenger seat as he spoke, "Bad cat, I have to say that you are really heavy, it seems that the professor's food is good!" ”
As soon as Coulson's words fell, a small heat ray shot out of Li Hao's eyes, and in an instant, a small smoking hole shot out of the roof of Coulson's beloved classic car, "MD, who is heavy, obviously your strength is too small, bastard!" ”
"I'm going to kill this damn fat cat!" Coulson on the side looked at the small hole in the roof of the car and felt that his heart was dripping blood, this is his heart baby! In just a few minutes, it was destroyed twice! It's the same guy who did it.
Looking at Li Hao looking out the window as if he didn't know anything after doing something bad, even the good old man Coulson had a very strong urge to kill this damn fat cat.
At this moment, he kind of understood the reason for the sympathetic gaze when he had just walked into the academy and the teacher who received him heard that he was here to pick up the cat.
"As a good agent, I must focus on the mission and not kill him! Can't kill him! Can't kill him! Under the constant inner monologue, Coulson slowly stabilized his imminent outburst.
Coulson, who had calmed down, stared at Li Hao with a serious face and said: "Listen bastard, you give me an honest stay in the seat, no movement, no trouble, otherwise I don't guarantee what will happen!" ”
Looking at Coulson, who was about to go berserk, Li Hao nodded honestly, although Coulson was definitely not his opponent, but the anger of an honest man was terrifying.
Seeing Li Hao nodding in agreement, Coulson turned his head to look ahead, ready to start the car and go to S.H.I.E.L.D.