Chapter 82: Statham on the Run
Gu Tee then created a little monkey, and he sent the little monkey to Statham's vicinity.
Statham was in the midst of a beautiful fantasy when he heard a shout from outside. When he looked closely, he saw a small monkey watching him in the grass ahead.
The monkey looked at him, beckoned to him, and ran away.
"Adventure, this is the adventure that God gave me!" Statham exclaimed, and at this time, the plot of a certain teenager who was guided by a monkey to find Jiuyang Divine Skill came to his mind.
"Oh, I'm going to rise, I'm going to rise~ Brother Monkey, wait for me!"
Statham followed the monkey closely, and in a short time he followed the monkey to a small lake.
The water of the lake is crystal clear, and the green meadows on both sides of the river. The blue lake and the green meadow form a harmonious and beautiful scenery.
The monkey stopped at the edge of the lake, pointed to the bottom with his right hand, and then gestured.
Statham came to where the monkey was standing and looked towards the bottom of the lake, but at first glance, there was nothing out of the ordinary. He couldn't help frowning, "Brother Monkey, what's under the water?" โ
The monkey just gestured vigorously and squeaked at him.
Statham scratched his head and said helplessly: "I really regret not learning monkey language, I regret it!" โ
But he still understands what Brother Monkey means, there must be some secret at the bottom of this lake, but what is the secret?
Statham stared at the bottom of the lake without blinking, believing that if he looked closely, something would be rewarded.
After a long time, just as Statham was staring at him with tears in his eyes, he exclaimed, "Haha, Infinite Heavenly Venerable, I finally found it." โ
Then he jumped into the lake, and he carried stones of various sizes from the bottom of the lake to the shore, and so on sixteen times before he got back to the shore.
When he returned to the shore, he didn't care about taking off his wet clothes, but looked at the stones on the ground with a happy face, and those stones were more or less engraved with some Chinese characters.
"Obviously this is a broken stele, and if I can put it together, then ......," Statham said excitedly, "what could it be?" Martial arts cheats, or cultivation of true exercises, or the nine secrets of Taoism? โ
Statham quickly put the broken stone pieces together, and after a few minutes, the sixteen pieces of broken stone were put together into two stone tablets of the same size, on each of which was written an exercise, and at the end of the exercise there was a bright red text, which was so conspicuous that people could not ignore it at a glance.
"Child's practice, not child's practice." Statham, who was fluent in Chinese, couldn't help but read it out.
That's right, that's exactly what is marked on these two steles.
"Ah...... This...... This, damn it, why should I lose my body, ahhhhh Statham couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar, "If I hadn't lost my body, I would have been able to practice two divine skills, my soul is light~"
Feeling sorry for himself for a while, Statham could only accept the reality, he began to look at these two magic skills, which can only be practiced by a child, called Tong Zi Gong, according to the above introduction, the sword is difficult to hurt after Xiaocheng, and after Dacheng, you can go down to the five seas to touch the turtle; Instead of a boy practicing magic skills, it is called the golden bell jar, after Xiaocheng, the stick is difficult to hurt, and after Dacheng, the gang qi is like the golden bell cover body, which can resist a blow from a Jiazi internal force warrior.
After reading it, Statham said with a little loss: "It's just a martial arts cheat, I thought it was a true practice." โ
But then, he smiled self-deprecatingly, "How can the cultivation of the true exercises be so easy to obtain, it's good to have martial arts cheats." Alas, it's a pity that I can't learn Tongzigong, otherwise I would have been able to go down to the five seas to touch the turtles, tsk, go down to the five seas to touch the turtles, what kind of strength is this, I'm afraid that those cultivators in the foundation building period don't have this ability. โ
"It's a pity that I can't learn it, I can only learn this golden bell jar."
"Wait, there seems to be a very small text at the end of this boy's body, let me see, if you are not a child's body, you can also cultivate......"
Statham was overjoyed, and there was a sense of joy that was bright and bright, "It's great, it's great, Tianzun is really good to me." โ
He was happy for a while before he came back to his senses, "Wait, I don't seem to have finished reading it yet, well, I'll finish reading it first, and then I'll cultivate." โ
Statham continued to look at it with a smile on his face, "If you are not a child, you can also cultivate, but if you don't cultivate a child's body, it will be more than ten thousand times more painful than a child's body cultivation." โ
"Hey, buddy is not a person who is afraid of pain and hardship, how can I say that I am also a person who has practiced martial arts for ten years, and I am piercing every day with horse steps or something!"
"Are you sure you want to practice?"
"Of course I'm going to practice!"
"Then remember one sentence, if you want to practice this skill, swing your sword from the palace! What, isn't it from the palace? Self-......"
Statham: "......"
Self-palace? autocastration๏ผ
Statham's smile froze suddenly, he quickly took a few steps back, and then he felt a chill in his lower body, which made him unconsciously cover his little brother.
"Fake, I don't want to learn this kind of evil martial arts." Statham angrily put the stone tablet engraved with the child's exercises into the lake, and then shivered, "I just need to learn the golden bell jar." โ
Gu Santong is secretly having fun, hehehe, should I play again, well, let's scare him again.
So, while Statham took off his clothes and pants and dried them to dry, while looking at the golden bell jar, he heard a noise in the lake.
Statham turned his head to see the lake bubbling. Before he could be surprised, an old man with a white beard suddenly appeared in the water.
The old man has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and his crane hair and childish face make people feel kind at a glance. The old man smiled kindly at Statham, raised the silver stele in his left hand, and said, "Young man, did you drop this silver stele engraved with the sword spectrum to ward off evil spirits?" โ
Immediately after, the old man's right hand picked up a golden stele, "Or is it this golden stele engraved with the sunflower treasure book?" โ
Statham just felt that he was lucky to see a living immortal, maybe he could worship the immortal as a teacher, and immortality was no longer a dream. However, as soon as this immortal asked, he knew that it was going to be finished, not sooner or later, but sooner or later!
So, before the old man could finish his words, Statham wrapped the broken stone tablet in his clothes, didn't even take his pants, and ran away.
"Hey, boy, your stele." The old man shouted.
"Fuck your uncle's stele!" Statham's indignant voice came from afar.
The old man blinked, a little stunned, young man, how can you not play cards according to the routine, why don't you choose a stone tablet.
At this moment, a breeze blew, and the figure of the old man disappeared, as if he had never appeared.