The love-hate relationship between the emperor and Bai Yu in the small theater

(a)

Father Bai led Bai Yu to walk in the palace and patiently taught him: "Yu'er, my father tells you that from today onwards, you will be the prince's companion." ”

Bai Yu, who looked like Xiao Zhengtai, nodded fiercely, "Yes, father, mother told me." ”

"Hmm~~~" Papa Bai stroked his mustache with satisfaction, "But you have to remember one thing, for you, the prince is the most important person to you, you know?"

"The most important person?" muttered Bai Yu as if he didn't understand.

Finally seeing the little prince, who would have thought that Bai Yu stepped forward to take over the little emperor who was still the prince, and said with great emotion: "Hello, the most important person." ”

Yes?!!!!

Left with a group of petrified eunuchs, palace maids, ministers and little emperors who were stunned and at a loss.

(b)

The little emperor came to the Imperial Garden angrily and found Xiao Bai Yu who was practicing swords in the Imperial Garden.

"You ---- give me back my pants. ”

Xiao Bai Yu didn't know why, he looked up at the little emperor's pants, and then looked at his pants, he was the truth, it turned out that he was too anxious when he got up this morning, and they all wore the wrong pants.

(c)

In today's class, the master has to check the homework.

When he asked the little emperor, he confidently took out his homework book and handed it to the master. The master opened it and saw that it was blank, and he was furious and punished for standing.

When Bai Yu was asked, Bai Yu carefully took out the homework book, and the master nodded with satisfaction.

The little emperor was not convinced, stretched out his head to look, and saw that it was fried.

"Okay, you Bai Yu, you dare to steal the homework book of this palace. ”

Since then, many years later, a certain woman who has become the queen mother always laughs and jokes about the emperor when she recalls: "You didn't do your homework back then, and you insisted that Yu'er took your homework!"

Every time the Queen Mother said it, the emperor hated it so much, he explained it several times back then, but no one believed his words, and sure enough, he was born at odds with the white feather!

(iv)

One day, the little emperor secretly went to the people to play and met Su Nuoxue, who was still a little girl.

A certain little emperor looked at his sister and was stunned.

Su Nuoxue, who was watched, was not happy, and glared at the little emperor, "Why are you always looking at me?"

"Uh----- that ----- this -----" was caught, and the little emperor lowered his head embarrassedly, squeaking. Yu Guang glanced at the vendor on the side, and had a flash of inspiration, "Do you eat sugar gourds?"

When Xiao Su Nuoxue heard this, her small eyes widened, "Yes!"

"Then you wait for me for a while. After saying that, he hurriedly rushed to the other side of the road and bought a sugar gourd for his goddess.

When the little emperor came back happily with two strings of sugar gourds, he was dumbfounded. Because-----------

"Thank you, big brother, the sugar man is so delicious---- Xiao Su Nuoxue's satisfied expression deeply stimulated the little emperor, this is the snatching of the red fruit fruit! The little emperor was angry, threw the sugar gourd, and shouted: "Bai Yu----- you are shameless--------

That's mine-----------------------------

Since then, the emperor and Bai Yu have been incompatible, and they are fighting and making trouble, but in fact, the emperor cannot tolerate it unilaterally-------------------