The first chapter was shocked by a fart class

In a classroom at the International University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, teacher Zhou Weizheng was talking endlessly about the fit between Chinese medicine and gossip, and the theory of yin and yang theory of Chinese medicine.

Of the sixty-five students in the classroom, the one sitting in the last corner was asleep, snoring from time to time, drooling from the corners of his mouth, and babbling from time to time......

The sleeping boy was Zhao Meng, and in the dream, he looked at the light mist in front of him with a shocked face, the light and mist were constantly changing, red and blue, and brilliant glass.

The light group kept changing, and finally turned into a lewd beggar.

A beggar can also make such a gorgeous appearance.

It's a strange dream, Zhao Meng is muttering in a dream.

"Young man, I look at your bones Qingqi, there is no one in ten thousand, I have ...... here"

", this routine is rotten. Where do I have a clear skeleton, my academic performance is average, my skills are average, my family is average, I am about to intern, I don't know what to do! I am in charge of my dreams, and you obscene old man dare to ridicule me!" Zhao Meng said angrily.

"Young man, you are very meritorious, think about it carefully......" said the obscene old man earnestly.

Zhao Meng thought about it carefully, but he couldn't think of any advantages.

Since I was a child, I had no hobbies, only sleeping, which can be said to have reached the point of lethargy. Just born is in addition to eating and sleeping, so his parents named him Zhao Meng.

Eat, sleep, play games, standard otaku.

From elementary school to junior high school, I missed my exam because I slept in my sleep. In the end, the parents begged their grandfather to sue their grandmother to find a relationship make-up exam and stumbled into middle school.

I went to high school in middle school, slept in exams, and entered high school by one point. As for the high school entrance examination, he was still delayed by half an hour because of sleep, and he fell off the list by 10 points.

By chance, stunned the eyes of parents, teachers and friends, Zhao Meng actually went to college, and it was a key university.

The state encourages the cause of traditional Chinese medicine, and because Zhao Meng lives in the prairie, a few residential areas are taken care of, and his parents are standard Mongolian doctors, which also belong to the category of traditional medicine, so he entered the International University of Chinese Medicine.

The obscene beggar seemed to know exactly what Zhao Meng was thinking, so he touched his goatee and laughed and said: "Yes, the dream is big, the sun and the moon are new in the dream, how do you know if you are true in the dream, or you are true when you wake up! You were lucky enough to be chosen by God to be the 'Lord of Jue', and given the Lord of Enlightenment system, you will sleep for eternity, work hard, the world will step under your feet, I am optimistic about you......"

After that, the obscene old man is gone. Colored glass mist appeared in the air again, and it entered Zhao Meng's mind as if it was alive.

Cut, Lord Jue, isn't that my nickname?

What a strange dream, Zhao Meng sighed again.

Suddenly, a strange light curtain appeared in my mind, and many choices appeared on it.

"Please bind the system!" a beautiful female voice sounded.

It's not the first time I've dreamed of playing games.

Zhao Meng chose to bind without hesitation.

Ding Dong, the binding is successful, the host becomes the 'Awaken Master', the Dream Maker is level 0, and the Dream Master is level 0. Hypnotist Level 0.

Dingdong, please click to accept the gift package.

It's a fun game, and it also controls dreams and dreams, Zhao Meng didn't hesitate to click to accept.

The gift package is opened: 10 sleepy insects, 1 sleeping Arhat boxing, 1 experience pill, and 1 quenching pill.

Zhao Meng did not hesitate to take the Experience Pill.

"Dingdong, please choose the upgrade class in the system!"

"Upgrade the Dream Controller!" Zhao Meng felt that the Dream Control was very domineering, so he chose.

"The host, you must first dream to control the dream, the third level of dream control can be the first level, hypnosis is arbitrary, please choose the host again. ”

I'll go, there are still conditions, Zhao Meng chose to upgrade the dream maker.

Congratulations to the host, Dream Maker Level 1, Dream Maker Level 2, Dream Dream Level 3......

"Upgrade the Dream Controller!" Zhao Meng chose again.

"The balance is insufficient, please choose to upgrade the hypnotist!" the system's beautiful voice came.

"Level up your Dream Maker!"

"Experience points are not enough to level up!"

I'll it, hypnosis is actually the cheapest.

Zhao Meng chose hypnosis, and the hypnotist instantly reached the third level, and there were no experience points left.

Zhao Meng took the Quenching Pill again, and a warm current rose from the dantian, just like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and the pores all over his body were comfortable.

Cool! Zhao Mengwei screamed!

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Lecturer Zhou Wei couldn't help it, he had practiced as a teacher for many years, and a chalk head arc was punched, and the chalk head accurately hit Zhao Meng's head who was sleeping.

Haha, the classmates burst into laughter.

Zhao Meng is used to sleeping in class, but today is too much, he actually snores and talks in his dreams, which is too bad for the head teacher.

"Zhao Meng!" Zhou Wei roared angrily, and when he saw that Zhao Meng, who had been hit by the chalk, did not move at all, he broke out even more.

The chalk wiped the lightning and threw it right in Zhao Meng's chest.

"Dao!"

It was the chest, and with the teacher's roar, Zhao Meng stood up reflexively, and the chalk left a white mark on the black T-shirt.

Haha, the classmates laughed again.

Zhao Meng touched his head and smiled embarrassedly. What a dream, I was woken up!

"Zhao Meng, you are enough, go to my class, I ignore you when you sleep, you actually snore......" Zhou Wei gasped angrily, and then said: "Tell me, which department teacher has not complained about you sleeping in class in the past three years." I don't respect my teacher when I sleep in class......"

"Teacher, I respect the teacher very much, I'm sorry, I'm sleepy!" Zhao Meng said aggrievedly.

"Respect the teacher, then don't give a gift to the head teacher......"

Zhou Wei seemed to know that he had said the wrong thing, and immediately changed the topic: "Giving gifts is not important, it represents respect for the teacher." You see Wang Xiaowei, a standard scholar, who doesn't bring souvenirs to the teacher every year. Don't rely on being clever, which exam you do well in your homework, you stumble and pass, that's shit luck!"

Wang Xiaowei heard the head teacher praise him, and immediately raised his head.

"You're graduating soon, you're going to enter society, and the teacher can only help you get here. If you sleep in class, the teacher will put up with you, and if you sleep in the unit, you will be fired. Today is the last time I will teach you...... The next time we meet, it's time to issue a diploma......"

Zhou Wei's voice grew serious, and the lively class became muffled.

"Classmate Zhao Meng, I don't blame you for sleeping in class, it's because the teacher's lecture didn't attract you. But it's too much for you to talk and snore in your sleep, please respect my last lesson, and then you will take the holidays to prepare for the internship......"

Chirping!

Teacher Zhou Wei frowned again: "Snoring and talking in your dreams is outrageous, why are you still farting, the sound is so loud, you can't adjust it to vibration......!

The teacher and classmates covered their noses, and Zhao Meng's side became a vacuum.

Zhao Meng was embarrassed, this fart was so stinky, he couldn't stand it himself, this addition of starch can thicken the soup.

"Farts are the qi of the human body, don't let go of the body, detoxify and refine the body...... Zhao Meng explained with the knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine.

Zhou Wei covered his mouth and nose, waved his hand, and squeezed out two words from his teeth: Get out of class!

The students left in the wilderness, and although Zhou Wei paid attention to the teacher's image, he almost ran away.

Farts are human spirits, but they also stink.

Zhao Meng looked at the empty classroom in embarrassment, and then he also ran away.

There is no one before and after this fart, where is this fart, gas bomb......