Chapter 11: Coulson, Heart-piercing

"Hello audience friends! Right now I'm under the Statue of Liberty, which is the site of yesterday's mutant terrorist attack, and now we can see that the government has arranged for construction crews to repair ....."

The professor sitting in the chair, watching the news on TV, facing the black cauldron falling from the sky, feeling so "wronged", I have obviously sent the damn fat cat away, why? I feel like my headache is getting worse.

After yesterday's Statue of Liberty incident, the professor, who had a premonition, hurried with Nick. Fury called, and the call confirmed the professor's hunch that the fat cat had done it.

At that moment, the professor was very happy, fortunately Li Hao had been sent away by him, looking at Nick who had a headache, the professor felt very comfortable, and finally someone realized his pain.

But when he woke up this morning, the professor was very unhappy, first the incompetent US police and government issued a notice that the attackers of the Statue of Liberty had been identified, and they had confirmed that this was a mutant attack after a "meticulous", "serious", and "responsible for the people" attitude of investigation.

The professor watched on the TV, where the official government spokesman spoke righteously, and the professor felt that his blood pressure had risen a little again.

Now the professor's biggest concern is not the official pressure, what he is worried about is that his "good friend" Eric really went to tear down the Statue of Liberty in a fit of anger in the face of this black cauldron that fell from the sky.

If Eric does this, it will definitely intensify the conflict between the government and the mutants, and he will have to try his best to mediate when the time comes.

Just when the professor felt helpless for the mutants of the "back-up race" and worried about "Magneto" Eric.

Our "black", "light", "slippery" "boiled egg" director Nick. Fury is severely criticizing and educating Li Hao, as for why he didn't do it, but he couldn't beat it!

After seeing Li Hao's ability, Nick could only look up at the sky, "This Nima, how to play?" Even if you lose all of S.H.I.E.L.D., you can't beat it! ”

After understanding the difference in strength between friend and foe, Nick decisively gave up the choice of using his hands, and instead chose to use his mouth to solve the problem.

"Lee, from now on, I hope you will stay with S.H.I.E.L.D. obediently, don't run around, don't make trouble." Looking at the fat cat in front of him, Nick experienced the professor's feelings.

"Coulson, stay with Li and be optimistic about him!" After Nick finished instructing Li Hao, he said to Coulson.

After the explanation, Nick hurried out of the room, and he had to go to "argue" with the council people.

Looking at Nick in the distance, Li Hao slowly stood up from the chair, "Big forehead, I want to eat!" I didn't eat breakfast, I'm so hungry! ”

"What do you want to eat?" Coulson asked hurriedly.

"I want to eat Yamato's Wagyu beef, not too much, just a pound, don't be too old, five ripe is good, by the way, another bottle of 82-year-old Lafite, thank you!" Li Hao said after thinking about it.

"MMP" Coulson, who heard Li Hao's request, complained in his heart, "Li, we don't have these here, why don't I take you to the cafeteria to have a look!" ”

"Hello LOW! None of this. ”

Looking at Li Hao's contemptuous expression, Coulson felt as if he was doing something! Normal people who will eat steak in the morning, and want to wagyu beef, and it will cost a catty.

"I'm so sorry!" Coulson squeezed a stiff smile out of his face.

"Forget it, let's go!" Li Hao looked like a rich man came to the slum, shaking his big ass and walking towards the cafeteria.

Coulson, who was following behind, looked at Li Hao, who was swaying in front of him, and followed with black lines.

In the cafeteria, Coulson looked at the hilly stacked steaks and chicken thighs on the plate in his hand, "Lee, are you sure you want to eat so much?" ”

"Of course, the big dog doesn't eat anything, by the way, you're going to get me a pizza and a Coke." Li Hao looked at the plate of food and felt that his saliva was about to flow out.

Hearing Li Hao's words, Coulson's face was already as dark as Nick, "Eat us, drink us, and scold us for being big dogs, this fat cat is too cheap!" ”

While complaining in his heart, Coulson, who was walking on the side, quickly led Li Hao to an empty table in the corner of the cafeteria, Li Hao easily jumped on the table and motioned Coulson to put down the plate.

"Big forehead, go! By the way, I want the whole meat kind for my pizza, and I only want Pepsi for Coke! Li Hao said while staring at the food in front of him.

"Okay." After Coulson finished talking, he was ready to leave to get some more food.

After Coulson left, Li Hao couldn't wait to start, "The taste here is not bad!" ”

Soon, Coulson rushed back with pizza and Coke, he didn't dare to leave Li Hao's side for too long, the ghost knows what this cheap cat will do!

After putting down the pizza and Coke, Coulson sat opposite Li Hao and kept looking at Li Hao, who was eating and gobbling up.

"Big forehead, can you go and sit behind me?" Li Hao, who doesn't like to be stared at all the time while eating, said.

"What's wrong? Is there anything wrong with you? Facing Li Hao's words, Coulson was a little puzzled.

"Nothing? It's just that you're kind of affecting appetite in front of me! You're so ugly! Li Hao stabbed Coulson directly in the heart.

In the face of Li Hao's critical hit and real damage, Coulson felt a little distressed, "I'm ugly, blame me!" ”

"I'm so sorry! Affects your appetite too. Coulson gritted his teeth and choked the words out of his mouth.

After speaking, Coulson got up and sat behind Li Hao.

Looking at Li Hao, who was eating and wagging his tail happily, Coulson felt like he wanted to shoot from behind and kill this cheap cat, if he could!

"By the way, do you have a girlfriend with a big forehead?" Eating and eating, Li Hao was a little bored, and Li Hao found a topic.

"Huh! I have it, what's wrong? Plum! Faced with Li Hao's question, Coulson was a little puzzled.

"I'll go, you have a girlfriend!" Li Hao said in surprise.

"Yes." Coulson replied dryly after holding back for a long time.

"Your girlfriend must be doing charity!"

"No, she's playing the cello."

"No, your girlfriend must be doing charity."

Li Hao's affirmative tone made Coulson wonder a little, could it be that Li Hao knew something?

"Lee, why do you say that my girlfriend is doing charity?" Coulson asked, confused.

"You're so ugly, she's with you, not for charity, for what?" Poor Coulson was stabbed in the heart by Li Hao again.

"Can you still have a good chat?" Coulson swore that when Nick returned, he would immediately apply for field service, and that he couldn't stay here any longer, and that he would die if he stayed any longer.

"Big forehead, why don't you speak!"

"Big forehead! Big forehead! Don't stop talking! It's so boring! Seeing that Coulson didn't answer himself, Li Hao began to activate the skill "Chirp Crooked".

"Speaking of NMB, you're talking to death, bastard!" In the face of Li Hao's harassment, Coulson made up his mind and didn't reply a word, he was worried that his veins would burst if he continued to talk.

Seeing that Coulson ignored him, Li Hao had no choice but to continue to bury his head in eating.