Chapter 87: If you don't die, you won't die
Under the strong attack of Diemei Pikachu, the uncle's Tyrannosaurus insisted on kneeling for a full second, and then the uncle still said that his Tyrannosaurus was strong, just because Diemei's Pikachu had an attribute advantage, and then used the Yuan Qi Pill on the spot to restore the physical strength of the Tyrannosaurus, and then Diemei sent the Demon Flame Fox to easily turn the uncle's Tyrannosaurus into black coke with a big word explosion, and finally ...... The uncle reluctantly retracted the tyrannosaurus and left silently.
PASS!
As the perpetrator, Diemei calmly holds a cup of tea, which is actually filled with juice, waiting for the arrival of the next person who intends to exchange.
The next one is not as good as the uncle, this boy named Long Taoer doesn't know if he is related to the uncle, and he took out a Pokémon that is very popular with girls-Miss Skirt, the flower on the top of this Pokémon is said to be difficult to cultivate, Diemei looked at the top of its head, and sure enough, the flowers were uh...... Already defeated.
PASS! ×2
The next one is a cute and cute girl, who first added points to herself by selling cuteness, and then took out a Pokémon that she said matched with Diemei: Sister San, who has a big face and a lost lip.
So Diemei stared at Sister Mi Lip for ten seconds, and then turned the girl into a meteor in the sky with a smile on her face.
PASS! ×3
Half an hour passed......
The young trainer proudly shows his heroic power to Diemei, and says that Haoli will definitely evolve into a strange force (nonsense) after the exchange of the past, but Diemei thinks about her image and stands with the strange force...... Decisiveness cannot be exchanged.
PASS! ×9
An hour passed......
Diemei's Flame Nightingale chirped in mid-air and rushed towards a Flame Nightingale who was struggling on the ground with purple-gold spiral energy, and BOOM caused an explosion and killed the other party in seconds.
"The strength of other people's flaming nightingales is not bad." Diemei touched the feathers of the flaming nightingale in an elegant manner.
"This ...... Indeed......" Diemei's meaning is very clear: everyone has such a powerful Flame Nightingale and they don't need your one, so the boy who planned to exchange it for Flame Nightingale was decisively defeated, but he didn't give up: "Actually, I still have a good owl Nighthawk......"
"Really? The man wanted to see how powerful it was. ”
The result was a move of seconds, and in the end, the boy couldn't bear the blow of defeat again and ran in tears, hoping that it would not leave a psychological shadow of the invincibility of the flaming nightingale or something.
PASS! ×17
Two hours passed......
"......" A red tic-tac-toe popped out of Diemei's head, and in front of her was a stinky mud that kept wriggling in place, but the uncle opposite didn't notice that her face was still gushing: "Ah, you don't know how good the smell of stinky mud is, I like Pokémon like it the most, and garbage beasts......"
"Enough!" It is estimated that Diemei, who will collapse after listening to her three views, shouted loudly: "Go outside and talk about it!" ”
PASS! ×51
Butterfly Mei was busy receiving people who wanted to exchange Pokémon all morning, but the exchange was not successful all morning, and the people who came were either too ordinary Pokémon, or they looked too ugly, and some were very "characteristic".
"......" Diemi lay motionless on the table as if she was dead, and this is a workshop for a special exchange table where the owner of the Pokémon stored here can talk to the person who came to exchange Pokémon.
"I'm here to exchange Yunjira, excuse me?" A handsome young man walked in.
"Excuse me...... I don't want to exchange Pokémon anymore. Diemei didn't even raise her head, and answered the other party in a weak voice.
"Well, I had prepared a land shark, but unfortunately ......," the young man was about to turn and leave.
"Wait a minute!" Diemei suddenly changed her previous appearance of burning out and sat up at once, and it only took 0.1 seconds from lying down to sitting up: "Actually, I am the master of Yongjira, let's talk about the conditions of exchange!" ”
Here's the thing, this young man wanted to give his girlfriend a powerful Pokémon, so he went to the Dorsey Desert to catch a round land shark and prepared to give it to her, who knew that his girlfriend didn't like dragon Pokémon at all and only liked super ones, so he ordered him to release the round land shark and give her a super Pokémon, preferably Mega evolution.
"That's it......" the young man scratched his head embarrassedly, "she decided like this and won't change easily, so ......"
"I understand." Now Diemei's expression is a kind of indifference after great sorrow and joy, "So for your happiness, I am willing to contribute my meager strength." ”
Hawkers, why don't you pick up pies in the sky?
The exchange was completed smoothly, and the youth exchange of Yongjira evolved into Hu Di Diemei and also bought the round land shark, and everyone was happy and happy.
"Sayunara~" Diemei waved at the back of the young man who was far away, "Thank you for your patronage and come back next time~"
Leaving the special exchange table, Diemi entered a restaurant that looked more high-end, because she was very happy to exchange for the round land shark, and even ate more lunch than usual, Pikachu was also very happy, and took the opportunity to rub a delicious meal.
"......" Diemi poked Pikachu with her hand who was lying on the table with a bulging belly, "You're alone, oh no, a Pokémon has eaten a whole plate of sushi, is your belly that big?" ”
"Pika Pika......" Pikachu screamed a few times, meaning that Pokémon have a stomach dedicated to food.
"I've forgotten the lesson from last time, I didn't eat supper at night!" Diemi made a vicious expression and threatened Pikachu, but Pikachu was worthy of being a weathered old fritter, and he was already familiar with Diemei and was not afraid.
"Pika, Pika, ......," Pikachu slowly sat up, looking at Diemei with pitiful eyes, meaning that it was so cute, and Diemi couldn't bear to let it starve.
“…… It's even more cute than me, and your dinner is gone today! ”
"Pickup?!"
—————— Electrifying Stone ——————
Diemei walked down the street with an embarrassed face, holding a rope in her hand, one end of which was tied to a small flatbed cart, on which lay a happy-faced and bulging Pikachu - this is the expression of this thing every time he finishes eating.
"It's a shame, it's a shame......" Diemei covered her face and fled in the expressions of a group of people looking at rare animals, and went straight to the hotel, and immediately rushed back to her room without saying a word, and threw Pikachu on the bed, closed the door and left.
"Pikachu~" Pikachu didn't care about Diemei's behavior, it felt so happy now that it didn't even bother to move, thinking about what delicious food Diemi would bring to it when she came back.
"It's a misfortune to have such a foodie on the stall......" Diemei killed 21 skewers of lamb and three bottles of drinks at a roadside barbecue restaurant in one go, and then left satisfied—uh, didn't she eat a while ago......
Fortunately, there is still at least a lady image when eating, and Diemei is not ashamed, after eating, she began to walk around to see what kind of Pokémon are around, and at this time she no longer plans to continue the exchange (Diemei: I don't have any extravagant hopes for the round land sharks in my hands).
At this moment, a red point of light suddenly rose in the sky, and this suspected signal flare made Diemei stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly the system issued a task:
"Mission: Too lazy to have a name! In the following battles, try to ensure that the trainer's Pokémon are not snatched away. Reward: Haven't thought ...... yet."
"Na...... Nani?! "Diemei was thundered by this lazy task, and the name is too lazy to afford it, even if the reward is, I'm not sure what the reward is, the system, you're going to blatantly pit yourself!
"Rest assured that the reward won't be pitted, you still can't trust this system?"
Diemei looked at the system interface that had just been opened with a very skeptical look.
「…… Well, you don't have to say anything."
At this moment, out of nowhere, a large number of people in black who were quite familiar with Diemei began to rob the trainers' Pokémon unscrupulously under Diemei's stunned gaze - they rushed up and grabbed them with their hands without carrying any mechanical equipment.
"Damn the dark team, I'm fighting with you!" After experiencing the initial panic, the rebel soon appeared, and he directly released his Pokémon: "Go Warrior Eagle, use the Divine Bird!" ”
The Warrior Eagle flew into the sky and screamed loudly, bursting with blue light on its body, and rushed towards the Dark Team with both wings, and all the Dark Team members and Pokémon in its path were knocked to the ground, this Warrior Eagle has a good strength.
"You go too, beautiful flowers!" "Go help, Dajia!" "Look at you, Mariluli!" With the rest of the people who were the first to resist, they also took out Pokémon to fight back, and the originally chaotic scene began to be suppressed.
"Sailor shuriken!" A voice that Diemei was very familiar with sounded, and when she turned her head, it turned out to be the other side of the square, and Xiling began to fight against the dark team with her own ninja frog, and in other directions, Diemei's friends also took out Pokémon and began to resist, and even the unfavored Yiyang and Nina joined the battle.
"Hand over the Pokémon!" While Diemei was looking around, a member of the Dark Team ran up to her and looked at her viciously, this team member was obviously just recently promoted to the elite and had not been abused by Diemei.
Diemei calmly turned her head and looked at him with a cold look in her eyes.
"Uh...... You continue, continue to ......" I don't know why Diemei, who looks like just an ordinary weak chicken, gives him a feeling of extreme danger, and he quickly laughs a few times and quickly retreats.
Diemei ignored this elite who didn't know the height of the sky, and found a big tree to hide behind, she didn't intend to be a weak woman who had no power to tie the ball, just quietly waiting for the prey to take the bait.
As the battle heats up, the dark team begins to be gradually suppressed, although their strength is above that of ordinary trainers, but they usually carry up to three Pokémon is their hard injury, and some even only have one, and the trainer knows that he can bring six Pokémon, and there are quite a few of them, plus there are a few "out-of-specification" who can defeat many of them at once, and the situation of the dark team is beginning to be bad.
"Hmm...... I feel like this is an immersive version of the battle of the St. Anno written by Xiao You, but the dark team is going to be wiped out and still hasn't shown up, and the stamina is good. Hiding behind a tree, Diemei kept an eye on the movement in the square.
……
"Dragonclaw!" In the square, Lei Qi ordered Charizard to slap an iron lobster with one claw, and then suddenly turned and jumped away, and then a fierce slashing suddenly drilled near the place where he was standing, and the commander slashed at the place where he was standing.
"Who?!" Lei Qi shouted into the deserted grove.
"Cut, I dodged it." Out of the woods came a blue-haired young man with a very impressive butterfly, it was Zlohi: "What, don't you know?" ”
"It's you! Let's fire-breathing dragon spew flames! Lei Qi immediately ordered Charizard to fight back, but Charizard spewed a mouthful of flames but was nimble by the Slash Commander who nimbly avoided it.
"Great North Nose with Rock Avalanche!" Zlohi pretended to be thirteen hands on his chest, and a big north nose suddenly floated out of the woods and used the rockslide skill, and the fourfold skill instantly killed the fire-breathing dragon that was caught off guard, and at the same time as Lei Qi retracted the fire-breathing dragon, the commander of the slash quickly shot straight at Lei Qi, and the blade flashing with white light would have unimaginable consequences if it hit Lei Qi.
At this moment of crisis, Diemei took out the Poké Ball and muttered a few words into it, but did not rescue Lei Qi.
"Shield Sword Monster, King's Shield!" Seeing that Lei Qi was about to GG, he said unhurriedly, and a strong shield sword monster suddenly appeared in the air, rushed to Lei Qi, opened the protective shield, and blocked the slashing commander, and the blade of the slashing commander did not break through on the protective shield, and also dropped the attack sharply.
"I know that you are not at ease, so I deliberately guarded against it." Lei Qi looked coldly at the blue-haired youth, he hated it most when someone was playing tricks on him.
"Hmph, in that case...... Damn it! Before Zlohi finished speaking, he suddenly turned around and rolled on the ground, quickly leaving the place, and then a whirlpool suddenly appeared in the sky, and a huge pink energy ball flew out of the whirlpool, smashing into the place where he was standing, and boom exploded a large crater.
"Oops, what a pity." An impressive voice from Zlohi came from the woods, and a blonde girl with Shanaiduo and fairy elves walked out of the woods unhurriedly: "Originally, I was still thinking about what will happen to people after the helper and predicting the future attack, what a pity......"
"Sakurai Butterfly? It's you?! Although Diemei changed her hairstyle and clothes, Zlohi recognized her instantly, and her face became ugly.
Diemei's title in the Dark Team: Golden Nightmare, Danger Level SSS! The characteristics are that they never play cards according to routines, like to play intrigue and pretend to be a good person afterwards, and their hobbies are to destroy their bases or branches and torture their players.
“…… Think about whether you can die or not! You have to say my name directly! Obviously, people's images have changed! Surprisingly, the Golden Nightmare Diemei immediately blew up, and it seemed that she was recognized immediately, which made her very angry: "In that case, don't blame us for being ruthless!" Well done, Tyrannosaurus~"
"Nani?!" The blue-haired youth immediately turned his head and found that there was a huge dragon-type Pokémon behind him, and this Pokémon raised its forefoot and slammed the ground fiercely, and the ground immediately shook violently, and then the ground collapsed, burying Zlohi and his Pokémon in it, and the Pokémon's blood-red wings flew up and did not be buried.
"Phew! You despicable woman! Zloch, who was mostly buried in the earth, barked at Diemei.
"If you want to blame, blame you for being stupid." Diemei's face was cold, "When you spoke, I had already asked the round land shark to hollow out the underneath, and predicting the future was just a plan to let you fall into a trap, now I know how powerful Miss Ben is, now see if you dare to call my name directly." ”
"Hmph, don't think you've won, my sacrifice is meaningful! Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Zloch laughed and accidentally fell into his mouth and coughed.
"You're still stubborn to this day, it seems...... Hmm! Diemei just wanted to say a few words, and a purple mud ball suddenly flew behind her and exploded behind her, and the effect was outstanding (Diemei's current attributes: goblin + evil) The attack directly killed Diemei, and she fell to the ground with a chirp and didn't know whether she was alive or dead.
"Hmph, little girl, you also have today!" A woman with long pink hair and a dragon king scorpion walked out in the woods behind Diemei, it seemed that it was Si Yali who was almost blind that time, just now she took the opportunity of Diemei's smug to order the dragon king scorpion to sneak attack with a stinky mud bomb.
"Damn, get on the Shield Sword Monster!" Lei Qi, who was standing aside and playing soy sauce for a long time, reacted (looking at Zlohi Zhengshuang buried in the soil and didn't pay attention to the surroundings) and let the Shield Sword Monster attack to avenge Diemei.
"It's useless, the little girl is finished haha...... Ahem, ahem! Goo-" Si Yali just laughed a few times, and suddenly a round pill-like thing shot into her mouth accurately, and Si Yali, who was unsuspected, swallowed it at once.
"Ahahahaha-" A laugh similar to that of an evil queen suddenly sounded, and Diemei, who was lying on the ground and had already hit the street, slowly stood up, crossed her waist with one hand and covered her mouth with the other to make a queen-style triple smile.
The elemental trainer suit has made a decisive contribution.,Originally, when it was a single-attribute suit, you could be immune to the skills of this system.,Now the synthesis of Diemei can be immune to all attribute attacks.,That is to say, Diemei is now not afraid of being attacked by skills at all.。
Hawkers,Although Diemei wasn't hurt,But she didn't see that the hair on her back was dyed purple.,If she did, she wouldn't be proud but angry now.。
"......" The corners of Lei Qi's mouth twitched expressionlessly, he was already stunned by the sudden reversal of the plot.
"You've already eaten Miss Ben's special 'I'll send you on your way in three days' poison, and you'll die of poison in three days, if you don't have Miss Ben's antidote...... Ahahahaha-" Diemi laughed again.
"You despicable woman!"
"Thanks for the compliment, I will keep up the good work."
—————— poison ling——————
Under the threat of Diemei's despicable, shameless, sinister, cunning, and vicious (Si Ya Li has a lot of subjective elements), Si Ya Li had to retreat and leave the Pokémon she grabbed and evacuate with some of the Dark Team members - as for why it was partly because most of the Dark Team members had been subdued by the trainers present.
Although the opponent's Pokémon were not confiscated, under the despicable and shameless threat of Butterfly, the members of the Dark Team had to release their Pokémon to make them stand still and be beaten by Butterfly, and all the Pokémon were destroyed by Butterfly's Round Land Shark and Zoroa, and Butterfly Beauty also took the opportunity to open 16 times the experience to make the Round Land Shark evolve into a fanged land shark, and Zoroa also evolved into Zoroac.
"By the way, in fact, what you eat is chocolate, and it doesn't poison me, I lied to you." When they were leaving, Diemei didn't forget to remind, "Then goodbye." ”
Diemei pressed the button of the remote control in her hand, and a spring suddenly popped up under the foot of the place where the dark team was standing, and all the members of the dark team were bounced off by the powerful elastic force because they were standing on the wooden board, and turned into meteors in the sky.
In fact, this trap is a sudden cerebral convulsion (or procedural disorder?) in the system. The ghost idea to take the block under the feet of the Dark Team members (?) without them noticing. Replaced with a redstone trap and gave the remote to Diemei.
"Damn Sakurai Diemi, I'll be back!" Siali screamed and disappeared into the distant sky.
"It's all settled." Diemei will turn around and find that everyone is looking at her strangely.
"Look at what! It's all gone, what should I do, what should I do! ”
……
The exchange party came to an end, and the arrival of the dark team left a deep impression on people, and Diemei, as the protagonist of the story, said goodbye to her friends and quietly left here when the sun set.
"Diemei-Diemei-" was walking Diemei suddenly found that Yiyang chased after her, and she was still holding a flash Pikachu that she was very familiar with, it turned out that because of the arrival of the dark team, Diemei forgot that this foodie left directly after leaving the room, and this thing was also very clever and ran to Yiyang's room to let him send him over, so that it didn't have to walk.
“…… You're so lazy. Diemei stared dissatisfiedly at Pikachu in Yiyang's arms.
"Pika Pika~" Pikachu saw that Diemei was very happy and immediately threw himself into Diemei's arms, because he had gained a lot of weight and almost knocked Diemei down.
"It's time to lose weight!" Diemei threw Pikachu to the ground, "If you don't lose weight, you can walk by yourself!" ”
"Pickup?!" There was a thunderclap behind Pikachu, which means that his food journey is over? Oh no, chocolate muffin cake, goodbye......
Ignoring Pikachu, who had turned white, Diemi said to Ichyo, "Aregordo, thank you for sending Pikachu back. ”
"Nothing, by the way, I'm going to continue my trip, do you have any gifts for me?" Yiyang directly asked Diemei for a gift, not realizing that this kind of behavior was actually very rude.
"Uh...... Since you've said so...... Well, I'll give you this. Diemei touched the bag and prepared to give the precious tree fruit gift package to Yiyang, the cherished tree fruit researcher should be interested.
As a result, Diemei took the wrong one (in fact, it was replaced by the system with a black belly), and took out the Fierce Bite Land Shark Mega Stone......
"This ...... This is the Fierce Bite Land Shark Mega Stone, how can I accept such a precious gift? That being said, Yiyang snatched the Mega Stone from Diemei's hand, which was very rude.
Sure enough, the researcher's emotional intelligence is problematic.
"This ......," Diemei opened her mouth to say something.
"Isn't that a gift from you?" Yiyang looked at Diemei, and then looked sad: "It seems that you plan to give me a gift casually." ”
"No, no, no, I didn't mean that...... Ah, that's right! That's what I'm going to give you. "Because something called face, Diemei was embarrassed to say that I took it wrong or something, and it turned out to be tragic.
"Thank you Diemei, for sending you this, goodbye." Yiyang happily put away the Mega Stone and turned to leave, stuffing Diemei with a blue shard before leaving.
"Again...... Goodbye......" Diemei burst into tears at some point, and after a while she sat on her knees and began to cry.
"It seems that Diemei cares about me very much, and she is so sad to see me leave." I don't know the truth, and when I look back, Yiyang thinks so.
When his back disappears......
"My Mega Stone...... Mega Stone Ah Woo Woo ............ "Diemei left this sad place after a moment of pain and tears, and glanced at the prop in her hand before leaving, which was a blue fragment that was used to give it to skilled craftsmen to learn skills, of course, this kind of thing is also needed when learning these skills through the system.
But a piece has eggs! Diemei's rage suddenly increased by half.
"Damn Yiyang, fool me with a lot of debris from this kind of system mall! I'm so angry, I'm going to eat a hundred chocolates to vent my anger! ”
"Pickup Pickup~"
"I don't have your share on the side! And don't eat your dinner, just lose weight. ”
"Pickup pickup pickup! (Translation: Abominable Ichiyang, I hate you!) )”
Diemei's favorability towards Yiyang is -30, the current favorability is 30, Pikachu's favorability towards Yiyang is -20, and the current favorability is 0 (when he was still Pichu, he was studied by Yiyang, so his own favorability is not high).
Anyway, that's it.,Diemei embarks on a journey again.,The next episode will continue (there's a sense of animation.)。