Chapter 160: I'm Not an Earthling
"Then you prepared those dunk moves, can you tell us about it first?"
The cheeks asked Totoro curiously, and Gorilla and Peter Pan leaned their ears together at the same time, wanting to see what kind of dunk action this Chinese kid had prepared, and he could win so surely.
"Hehe, I've prepared a jump dunk from outside the three-point line, how about it, isn't it awesome?"
My neighbor totoro picked up a shrimp with a fork and began to walk blindly.
"You're a liar, how could someone dunk from beyond the three-point line now? Pigs will believe your, unless you have some kind of propulsion behind your back. ”
Of course Wade and they won't believe it, what My Neighbor Totoro said is too, you should be shooting a slam dunk in the air? Then why don't you take off from the midfield line like in the movie.
"Pigs will tell others about their decisive battles before the game."
My Neighbor Totoro pursed his lips and said, and Wade and the others were speechless for a moment.
That's the truth, in addition to playing basketball, My Neighbor Totoro's favorite thing is to stay at home and watch anime and play electric, he has always felt that those characters in the fictional world who like to talk about the name of the move before the move are stupid, what is the benefit of telling others the name before making a move? In addition to pretending..........
My Neighbor Totoro said that he wouldn't pretend to be forced when he shouldn't, even if he felt that he had won the game, he didn't plan to spoil the action in advance to the big cheeks to help them, just let them use their imagination to guess for themselves!
After the All-Star Dinner, it was time for the East and West to have their own small room roundtables, and Totoro and Da Yao sat on the other side of the table without saying a word, and they had no interest in the All-Star Game.
To be precise, Yao Ming, who is not interested, anyway, the little giant has bluntly said how many times he hates this kind of sensationalizing competition, others rush to rush up and perform for a while, but Yao Ming just wants to have more time to rest and maintain his knees, which he has long been overwhelmed.
And Totoro of course wants to fight for the MVP of the All-Star Game, but he is not carried away by Liyu, everyone who can play in the All-Star Game is the emperor superstar, why would they give the opportunity to the Ganglian or the yellow-skinned themselves?
He had a chance to win the MVP of the All-Star Game, but it certainly wasn't the All-Star Weekend.
"I want the MVP of this competition!"
As soon as the meeting began, Kobe Bryant slapped the table and said.
Peter Pan actually has 2 All-Star MVP trophies on his body, according to convention, this not very valuable honor should be given to other players in the West, but the volute they encountered is a typical paranoia, Totoro feels that Peter Pan's dedication to basketball glory is more than anyone on the planet, no matter how old he is, as long as he is still on the court for a day, he will not let anyone win easily.
"I'm sorry, I'm going to get the MVP today, so you better stand aside."
After Kobe Bryant made a victory declaration, the other players basically dared not speak out, the qualifications of the volute who fought in the league in 97 were higher than most of the players here, and the seniors who could rank with Peter Pan were Duncan, Yao Ming, Stoudemire, Gasol, Nowitzki, Shi Fo, German chariots and little giants are players who are pessimistic about fame and fortune, they disdain to compete with Kobe, Stoudemire has this thought, But Xiaobawang knows that if there is no one else to help, it is difficult to defeat Kobe Bryant alone, how can a power forward get the ball from a shooting guard? The witty one didn't speak, and the last sister-in-law was simply the brush brought by Kobe, and of course he wouldn't come out to object.
But at this time, a big fat man of more than 300 pounds was not happy, it was none other than O'Neal, the big shark who traveled from the east to the west again and joined the Phoenix Suns.
The grudge between O'Neal and Kobe Bryant, it is estimated that people who pay a little attention to basketball know a little, Volute and the big shark turned against each other because of the Eagle County incident, and finally when O'Neal was forced away from the Lakers, O'Neal even revealed that he wanted to kill Kobe Bryant at that time.
However, as time goes by, the conflict between Big Shark and Peter Pan is much better, at least these multi-millionaires will not hurt each other at every turn, at most they will occasionally fight with each other.
"What are you talking about, you dead fat man, look at the fat on your body, I really doubt that you can still run like this."
Kobe Bryant's muscles were violent, and he couldn't bear it anymore when others disobeyed him like this, let alone his own enemy?
"I already have 4 championship rings now, and you only have three, little mongrel, sure enough, you used to get three championships by licking your Uncle Shaq's ass!"
O'Neal is not far behind, the dead fat man actually doesn't have much pursuit now, playing basketball is just paddling to live, unlike Kobe Bryant, who is always full of fighting spirit, Shaq O'Neal has been living a passable life after winning the championship, as long as you don't buckle in front of his Uncle Shak, and then as long as Kobe doesn't take anything in his hands, everything else is negotiable.
My neighbor totoro was a little speechless and looked at the two stupid people who were arguing and arguing about to make a big shot, I don't know how powerless I am, these two people are going to fight before the game starts, and they are still playing ** hair? And I heard that the league has recently reformed the Rookie Challenge, and the head coaches of the first and second grades in this year's Rookie Challenge are no longer the assistant coaches of the original team, but have become superstars in the league.
After the roundtable, Totoro went back to his room and went to bed early, tomorrow according to the itinerary they still need to volunteer for the refugees in New Orleans, even if anyone with a little intelligence knows that their group of multimillionaires is unlikely to really work like a migrant worker, but it is not easy to get up early in the morning and go to the construction site to deal with the difficult media.
Other stars Shen Yun is lazy, like Kobe Bryant on the left, he is just holding a shovel and turning the ground in place, shoveling twice to stretch his waist, drink saliva, and then take a photo with the fans, chat a few words, and then shovel twice, the time of the day is not too fast.
On the right, Duncan, Parker and James walked behind the wall in a panic with a gutter cover, and Totoro wondered, what are these three big men dragging that thing together? Could it be that they look sneaky and stealing gutter covers?
Also, Ginobili was not selected to the All-Star team this year and was not selected to participate in this charity event, so what about adding a James to your DP group? Are the three of you ready to join forces?
"Totoro, let's do this, hey, the people here are really miserable, let's try our best to help them!"
In the middle, Yao Ming ran to a room to change his clothes for work, and then he was obliged to join the ocean of the people, first with a group of primary school students carrying wood around the school playground ran more than a dozen laps, and then painted and planted trees, and the rest time was just to drink boiled water, the appearance of working hard made all the NBA stars around him blush, and sighed that the little giant deserved to be a child who grew up in a red communist society, and this work is better than the scum of capitalism.
It's just that Totoro suffered, today he actually wanted to find a place to travel alone, but after being caught by Da Yao, it could only be what Yao Ming did and what he followed, the witty Iguodala had already followed the Eagle King Joe Johnson and ran away before they came, and Totoro said that he was really stupid.
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At the end of the day, Totoro went back to the hotel early to take a shower and sleep, those big-name stars are not like him, there are games tomorrow after volunteering today, and those rookie players are not eligible to participate in yesterday's All-Star event.
This year's sophomore lineup is not to be underestimated, they have scoring guard Ronny Brewer, playmaking guard Jordan Famar, small forward Rudy Gay, playmaking guard Daniel Gibson, power forward Paul Millsap, playmaking guard Rajon Rondo, playmaking guard Aaron Brooks, big forward Aldridge, big forward Yi Jianlian, playmaking guard Mike Conley, small forward Kevin Durant, scoring guard Jeff Green, center Al Horford, center Al Hudyan, Power forward Luis Clara and other 15 second-year students, these second-year seniors have been educated by Roy and their second-year students last year, they are very unconvinced, and now of course they want to put all this grievance on this year's first-year students.
It's just that this year's first-year students are not very easy to deal with, center Greg Oden, power forward Kevin Love, small forward Totoro, scoring guard OJ Mayo, and playmaking guard Derrick Rose, this starting lineup alone is enough to defeat nearly 2/3 of the teams in the league.
In addition, the auxiliary benches include demon star Michael Beasley, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Westbrook, scoring guard Eric Gordon, violent small forward Daroni Gary Neri, Bobcats new captain DJ Augustin, Nets guardian Brook Lopez, Pacers new god Tahibert, Spurs guard George Hill, singles king Courtney Lee, Trail Blazers forward Bartoum, no matter how outsiders look at this rookie, it doesn't look like a lineup that can be made up of first-year students.
"Today, we give all the ball to Totoro and let him deploy it, we must defeat the second year led by the dead fat man on the opposite side and defeat those soft eggs!"
"Defeat the first grade led by that rapist, you are my Shaq's friends, and I will take you to the best nightclubs in Los Angeles to watch striptease and kill them when I have the opportunity in the future!"
The head coaches of the two teams are Kobe Bryant and O'Neal as expected, and they brainwashed their respective players before the game started.
There's nothing in the second grade, but Derrick Rose in the first year is a little unhappy, he's the top student this year! The Rookie Challenge isn't a game that's supposed to revolve around him, but what the hell is it about him to give the ball to Totoro?
As soon as the whistle sounded, Audenthe the Great, who was supposed to be the second grade opposite but "repeated" for some special reasons, took the lead in winning the ball for the first-year team, and after the Windy City Rose dribbled the ball to the front court, he struggled for a long time or obediently handed the ball to Totoro's hands.
There is no way, Rose does not dare to disobey the order of the volute, if he blindly covers his head and plays by himself, then Kobe Bryant will definitely have the courage to press him on the bench for a game and not let him play, so the gain will outweigh the loss.
Totoro and Volute have a smile on their faces at the same time, Totoro is proud because his position has overtaken Rose, and Kobe Bryant is proud because he knows that today's game is stable.
The Lakers and the Rockets have fought three times, no one knows the growth of Totoro in these three games better than Peter Pan, although Kobe Bryant is arrogant, but this kind of concave is not the pride of everything, Totoro will definitely be able to become a supergiant of his level in the future, even if his relationship with Totoro is not good on the surface, but the boss has recognized this in his heart.
My Neighbor Totoro holds the ball, Kevin Durant, who is opposite him, immediately mentioned 10,000 thoughts on defense, Peter Pan and Totoro fought three games over there, his own Thunder didn't also fight with the Rockets three times, his team lost every game, he also lost to Totoro in data in two games, Totoro also won the Player of the Week before him, and this year he also entered the All-Star Game and was a starter, this kind of blow is unbearable for Durant, the pride of the sky, and there are not many ways for him to prove himself again, But now is a good opportunity to beat Totoro directly in this head-to-head confrontation, and he can show the world that their previous judgment was wrong.
The most important thing is that Beasley was able to abuse him not long ago, and Du Xuebao has no reason to think that he can't do it.
"Looks like you want to beat me?"
My Neighbor Totoro smiled and looked at Du Schoolbag with a serious expression, please, this is an All-Star Weekend, what do these two goods want to do?
"You don't want to get a double-digit score with me today, I said that, I will keep an eye on you!"
Durant's gritted teeth made Totoro embarrassed for a while, and it was interesting to see that he seemed to be serious.
"You can't beat me, even if you will become a superstar in the alliance in the future, even if you can defeat any earthlings in the future, but you can't beat me alone, because I am not from this earth at all."
My Neighbor Totoro said to Du Shubao very seriously, he really didn't lie, in a strict sense, he really wasn't a person on this earth, but this sentence was a bit mocking in Durant's ears.
"Hubris, you wait, one day I will trample you under my feet!"