Chapter 1: The Goddess and Wishes
is a little different from usual, today's Yang Hanche completely stayed up all night.
There's a reason for that too, because yesterday he revisited a very classic anime. But since there are two seasons of this anime, and there are twenty-four episodes in each season, he watched it for a whole day before he finally finished watching it.
After turning off the computer, Yang Han picked up his mobile phone and glanced at the time, it was almost seven o'clock in the morning. However, for him on a long vacation, there is no concept of time at all, and it is his way of life to wake up and play when he is sleepy, and to squander his vacation as he wants.
yawned and threw his phone aside, Yang Han was ready to get into the quilt to catch up on sleep. But at this moment, his uncompetitive stomach suddenly gurgled.
In the past, even if he stayed up late, Yang Han, who would not stay up until dawn, basically fell asleep at this time, and he went directly hungry. But it's really not going to work today, the constant contraction in his stomach makes him quite awkward, and it seems that if he doesn't deal with it a little, he doesn't want to fall asleep easily.
Grabbing the unkempt hair like a bird's nest and thinking for a while, Yang Han finally succumbed to the protest of his stomach and decided to go out for breakfast.
There is a breakfast stall downstairs in his house, and the distance between the back and forth is less than 100 meters, which is not a trouble. After making up his mind, he went downstairs with his muddy body, but as soon as he got out of the entrance of the building, he suddenly changed.
The sharp sound of breaking the air made Yang Han can't help but look up, and the next moment a boxy object appeared in front of his eyes, and then made intimate contact with his face.
Yang Han felt dizzy in his brain, and sat on the ground with his legs weak, and it took a long time to come back to his senses. He felt a warm liquid dripping from his nose, and he couldn't help but touch it with his hand, and his hands were suddenly bloody, and it turned out to be his own blood.
This scene naturally made Yang Han shocked and angry, he had often heard that someone threw objects in the air before, but he didn't expect to be so unlucky today and be smashed.
Picking up the strange cube-shaped murder weapon, Yang Han wanted to immediately return to the building and find the person who smashed him.
As soon as he was about to move his steps, he was discouraged again, because Yang Han didn't know who threw it, so could it be that he had to interrogate one family after another?
"I've been pouring mold for a lifetime, damn it, don't let me catch you again."
Angry and ready to leave, at this moment Yang Han didn't have the slightest intention of eating breakfast, he had to bandage his nose immediately, otherwise what was going on with a nosebleed hanging outside!
Holding the strange cube-like cube and walking back, Yang Han kept scolding, what was dirty, what could not be said in the ear. But he didn't notice that the murder weapon he had grasped with his bloodstained hand was faintly emitting a faint colorful light.
After returning home, he wanted to throw the murder weapon in his hand aside to find the medical kit first, but the Rubik's Cube did not fall after being thrown out, but stopped in front of Yang Han after going around twice. Immediately in front of him, it twisted and twisted, and the individual became larger and larger, until it finally exploded and turned into a large cloud of smoke.
Yang Han's nose was almost crooked, what the hell is this, it can't be a bomb, right? It's not right, the bomb can't be so close that it won't be lethal. Smoke grenades? This one is a bit more likely.
"Say what you want."
In this chaotic battlefield ruin-like house, a sudden voice sounded in the smoke and dust in front of him. This is a beautiful female voice like a natural sound, her voice is as sweet as honey, which makes people feel comfortable and relaxed.
"What?" Yang Han couldn't help but feel excited, after all, he is a senior otaku, and he still has a certain appreciation for girls' voices, after all, voice actors have listened a lot, and their ears will be picky. But such a beautiful voice was the first time he had heard it in his life, and he couldn't help but subconsciously ask.
"I am the great goddess trapped in this damn box, and I swore that whoever could save me would grant him a wish! Wealth, glory, power, or eternal life can be, whatever your wishes, I am willing to help you make one happen. ”
As if unwilling to disperse, the smoke and dust kept filling the room, making Yang Han unable to see what kind of goddess was talking at all.
This situation may be confused for anyone else, right? But Yang Han doesn't, what can he say, he is born a little bold. No, it's not so much that he was born a little bold, but that Yang Han didn't use the three-dimensional common sense as a reference at all.
After all, he's an otaku! For him, the measure of encountering this kind of supernatural thing is almost entirely borrowed from the example of the second dimension.
Maybe if you change someone else, you will definitely think about the current situation and think about what this non-scientific scene is all about, right? But what Yang Han thought was: "Wish! Have you met God? The goddess with such a nice voice can actually say that any wish can be granted, hehe, this is what you said! ”
The wisdom of countless two-dimensional ancestors made him clearly understand what he should do now, so he took a deep breath and said, "My wish is for you to be my wife!" ”
"As you ...... What the? "The goddess should want to say what you want, but as soon as she said it, she realized what the other party said, and her voice immediately rose an octave.
"It's nothing, my wish is to hope that you can be my wife, don't you say that you can do anything?" Yang Han replied again very sincerely.
"This, this...... Ahem, this is the only one that doesn't work. Boy, you, change your wish. The goddess seemed to be trying her best to control her emotions and said to Yang Han.
"Okay, if you can't be a wife, you can be a lover." Yang Han didn't care about the other party's tricks, and changed his wish.
"You! You! You can't be a lover either. The goddess was visibly enraged, but she resisted with anger.
"What the hell are you doing, as a goddess, you are so cheating like this!" Listening to the voice, I felt that the other party was angry, but would Yang Han be afraid? The answer seems to be no.
"Anyway, this wish can't involve me." The goddess seems to have a good temper, at least she hasn't done it yet. Of course, maybe she couldn't do it for some reason!
"Then you have any sisters or sisters, you can do it, I don't pick much." Yang Han plucked his ears and casually said his wish to change it again.
"You! Shameless! The goddess's anger seemed to turn into a wave of qi, and in an instant, the smoke and dust around her were blown away, revealing one of the beautiful women like a fairy. She trembled and pointed at the mortal in front of her with her index finger, perhaps because she had never scolded anyone, but she only said these words after several struggles.