778, Ball Demon! The King of Data!
"Congratulations Liverpool! They won the 2016-17 UEFA Champions League! ”
Zhan Tianjun, who was already hoarse, returned to his most rational state at the last moment.
He looked at the red waves that frantically poured into the field, and couldn't help but let out an exclamation:
"It's as if there is a reincarnation in the dark, and after 12 years, the Red Army is once again on top of Europe!"
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“CHAMPIONS!”
When Lonshette lifted the Big Ear Cup high on behalf of Liverpool, Steven Gerrard, who was standing behind him, suddenly felt a shudder.
This tremor seemed to come from the depths of his soul, and at this moment, his whole body twitched uncontrollably.
The 37-year-old Gerard was standing there.
His eyes were full of the shadow of his 25-year-old.
It was the summer of 2005.
Is that...... Istanbul at night.
At that time, I was in the prime of life, and Liverpool was ......
No sooner had he fallen into the memory than a cold object slipped into his hand.
"Steven, are you going to cry again?"
"Bastard! Do you know how to respect the old and love the young?! ”
Gerrard laughed angrily, and he stamped a kiss on the trophy and held it high.
He's a champion!
This is his second Champions League title!
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The distance from Cardiff to Liverpool is only about 200 kilometres.
For the UK, which has a fairly developed motorway system, this is only a three-hour drive.
So, when the next morning, the red Liverpool FC bus drove from the Millennium Stadium to the highway, they encountered another wave of red at the intersection!
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
“CHAMPIONS!”
The huge red banner seemed to obscure the day.
Louder cheers completely clogged up the world!
The Cardiff City Police guarding the road looked like they were loveless.
This crazy traffic ...... To have such a privilege today!
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"Friends of the audience, what you are seeing now is a Liverpool FC bus that has just won the UEFA Champions League......
According to estimates provided by the police, at least more than 3,000 private cars of fans formed a phalanx of parades and returned to Liverpool in a majestic manner.
It is reported that they will also have a parade around the city of Liverpool, culminating in a four-hour celebration at Anfield! ”
Various media outlets reported on Liverpool's homecoming, and Lonshette gave the exclusive broadcast rights to Liverpool's local TV station at a discounted price, on the condition that simultaneous broadcasts were allowed on Chinese online platforms.
Looking at the rockets that kept flying on the live broadcast platform and the luxury sports cars that kept roaring out, Krom-Liu, the mastermind behind all this, nodded with satisfaction.
These tips are converted into ...... It seems to be a lot more than the rights sold to Liverpool TV!
The people of the British Empire are so poor!
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When a player plays to the realm of Longshut, he doesn't need to spend his own money to hire a trolls to help him, and all the media will promote his reputation like chicken blood.
"The first goal in history is well deserved! In front of him, the old horse of Bailey is just scum! ”
"Ronaldo broke down and Messi burst into tears, and the dragon who made them tremble is completely back!"
"He is the number one god in Liverpool! Fowler Rush Dalglish collectively bowed to him! ”
"Gerald: Without Ronshit, there would be no new Red Army!"
"Salah: There's only one reason I'm coming to Liverpool! That's to follow in the footsteps of Longshut! ”
"Mignolet: The dragon boss will always be my boss!"
"Lovren: As long as there is a dragon captain in front of me, my mother will never have to worry about conceding a ball again!"
"Mane: Running with the dragon is the direction, chasing the power of the dragon and lightning, no matter how big the risk is, no matter how big the dragon ......"
'Alex Ferguson: Liverpool are lucky because they have a Dragon. Steven Gerrard was lucky to be able to return to Liverpool in the final years of his career. And I'm lucky because I'm retired......"
Arsene Wenger: Back in 2006, Arsenal scouts spotted a promising star at Chelsea's Academy but we couldn't bring him to the Emirates Stadium because of the damn labor certification. Yes, Ronshit is the most regrettable of the players I almost signed! ”
"Cavani: If Ronshette were my teammate, I would have willingly conceded the penalty to him!"
"Neymar: If Ronshette was my teammate, he would never have taken a penalty with me!"
"Gianluigi Buffon: Liverpool should still be short of goalkeepers, right? Mignolet is 29 years old and he should find a successor like me! ”
"Mignolet: ...... Uncle, you're ten years older than me, right?! ”
"Kane: If Ronshette were my teammate, I would be able to score 300 in a season!"
"Pochettino: You're dreaming! If Lonshit is a Tottenham player, how can the club appeal to you with a clear conscience?! ”
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When Liverpool, surrounded by more than 3,000 fan cars, drove towards Liverpool in a mighty but orderly manner, the season summary of Liverpool in various media has been overwhelming.
"Record! Win all 38 rounds of the Premier League! ”
"Record! Win all 13 games in the Champions League! ”
"Record! FA Cup, League Cup wins! ”
"Record! Win all 65 games in a single season! ”
"The most terrible firepower! 13 games to score double-doubles! ”
Commentaries on Lonshette account for almost 80% of these reports.
But no one would think it was unreasonable.
Because he deserves all the praise!
Let's take a look back at the crazy 2016-17 season.
Apart from missing the fifth round of the league against Leicester City due to a call-up to the national team, Lonshette played in the remaining 64 games – and of course he didn't play every minute of every game.
Premier League: 200 goals and 45 passes in 37 games;
English League Cup: 29 goals and 4 passes in 6 games;
FA Cup: 33 goals and 6 passes in 6 games;
England Community Shield: 1 game, 2 goals, 1 pass;
UEFA Super Cup: 4 goals and 2 passes in 1 game;
UEFA Champions League: 61 goals and 10 passes in 13 games;
A total of 64 games, 339 goals and 67 passes!
5.296875 goals per game!
That's the equivalent of scoring a goal every 17 minutes!
If you take into account that he has only come off the bench in some games, the time it takes him to score a goal is only about 14 minutes!
Goal Machine, Record Crusher, Ball King, Ball Fairy, Ball Tyrant, Dragon Ritian, Dragon Aotian, Dragon Batian......
In addition to these titles, he added another nickname:
Those fans in China who are familiar with martial arts stories gave him the "ball demon".
Because Long Shute is like the "Sword Demon" Dugu seeking defeat, he crisscrossed the rivers and lakes, defeated all the heroes, and then looked back on the four seas, but found that he was no longer invincible!
But it is different from Dugu, who chooses to live in seclusion after being invincible in the world.
Long Shute is only 27 years old, and he has just entered his true peak!
No wonder there is a thought all over the world:
"One of the darkest times in football...... It's about to come! ”
Because, this period of darkness is red!
And this red wave, with five gold stars!