Chapter Seventy-One: The Ugly Mermaid
After the blunt implicit advertisement of the martial arts conference, the popularity of Inhuman Habitat was finally pulled up from the bottom, and even this ordinary street became a small fire because of the birth of the first martial arts alliance leader. Many martial arts fans rushed here, just to order a 'breath swallowing the world' and feel the atmosphere at that time. And those who are lucky enough to eat this dish have all become die-hard fans of Inhuman.
Gu Qiao, a rookie who has just learned cooking skills for a short time, can make amazing dishes, not to mention Lin Wu, a culinary genius. In addition to the blockbuster signature dish, the others are equally fascinating, and the most surprising thing is that such a delicious meal has a suspiciously cheap price.
The price of the commoners, the enjoyment of the nobility.
In front of the door of the Inhuman Residence, a long queue quickly formed.
Business is good, but Lin Wu is not happy, because he likes to study the art of cooking, rather than wasting time in repetitive labor.
So, he began to go crazy and die.
The first rule of Inhuman Habitat is to only entertain 100 guests a day, and the store will be closed when it is full, regardless of how many people are waiting behind it; The second rule is that each guest has a minimum consumption of 20 and a maximum of 100; The third rule is that after the general ingredients prepared every day are used up, you can eat whatever the owner does, and you have no right to order.
These three rules are laid out, which really makes customers complain. Lao Tzu can't spend more if he has money? I can't eat it, I can pack it! However, Lin Wu's attitude is very tough, no one can say anything, anyway, soliciting guests is a headache for Gu Island Owner, he is only responsible for technology and willfulness. Gu Qiao couldn't say anything, after all, this willfulness did not violate the original contract.
A wayward Internet celebrity store was born.
Other Internet celebrity stores hire people to queue up, but scalpers appeared in this Yirenju in less than a month. But fortunately, they are all relatively low-level scalpers. The number of places per day is too small, and the main consumer group here is not a big money, it is good to add a few dozen yuan, if it is hundreds or thousands, it is estimated that you can only expect to meet a big money.
It doesn't sell much to get up early every day to occupy a position, and gradually a few people who are not in the climate are still insisting, and scalpers also want to live.
Recently, there was a small news in front of the Inhuman Residence, and two senior martial arts fans came to this small city in a group in order to eat 'swallowing the world'. However, not to mention eating this signature dish with only one dish a day for two days, he couldn't even catch up with the top 100 position, and finally slept directly at the door of the store in anger, and finally got his wish the next day.
The strength of the eating nature is also wonderful.
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Lin Wu is still in the observation period, and the duration of this observation period is two years. Immigration is a big problem in the end, and we must be cautious, if something happens to the immigrant, Gu Qiao, as a 'visa officer', will more or less feel that he has his own responsibility.
So, immigrants can have a variety of personalities, but they must be law-abiding and not involved in political affairs. If there is a guy who restores the dynasty, although it will not really make any waves, but I am afraid that something will happen, it will also be a headache.
It's like Long Mu, although he is still seriously doing the village chief, and Tong Wu and the others have given up surveillance, Gu Qiao still has to check from time to time to confirm that he has no intention of engaging in politics.
This guy is really amazing. In just half a year, a poor mountain village has been built into a remarkable achievement. This is actually nothing, what really scares Gu Qiao is that this guy's organizational ability has reached the peak.
Gu Qiao still remembered that when Long Mu first came to Xiaoshan Village, he was basically excluded by the whole village, after all, he was a foreigner. In remote areas where there are still some old traditions, a person with a foreign surname wants to manage a place well, and it is already thankful that nothing happens, let alone lead the whole village to do things together as a leader.
But now, all the villagers are almost obedient to Long Mu, and they have supreme prestige in the village. Maybe now this guy shouts 'The prince will have a kind of Xiangning', and someone is willing to be the vanguard for him.
It's terrible, how did this guy have a long brain, how did he absorb Taizu's theory so quickly, and he also completed the tempering in practice? If this goes to the Otherworld, it takes a few years to develop an underground organization, and then you can recreate the classic countryside surrounding the city.
While Gu Qiao was silently mourning for the emperor of the human world, he was also vigilant not to make the same mistake as the emperor. There are also many talented people in the other world, and if they are allowed to preach on the earth, it will also cause chaos.
No, that's the ...... today. I can't say that I am a capable person, but it must be very 'different'.
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One night, Gu Qiao was about to have a little extravagance and went to Lin Wu's restaurant to order some food. Suddenly, there was a strange woman's laughter from the side of the door, so frightened that he almost jumped out of the dormitory building. In the middle of the night, Hanako in the toilet?
Bah, baba, in the wilderness, where did the woman come from?
Gu Qiao didn't dare to go over to look, so he hurriedly ran to the basement and woke up Tong and the women.
I didn't care to admire the cute pajamas of the three people, and hurriedly led them to the front door, and the weird laughter still didn't stop, which made people's hearts hairy.
"What the hell is going on? Isn't there something wrong with this gate? ”
This toilet is the gate of the other world.,Usually no one uses it at all.,After all, if you have a normal toilet function.,There will always be a little embarrassment every time you go in and out.,It's better to be wasted.。
Tong Wu also heard the voice, and then frowned and said, "Ugly mermaid, how could this disgusting thing come to my door and scream?" ”
Seeing Gu Qiao's dazed face, Tong Yu then explained. Mermaids are easy to understand, beautiful and dangerous creatures, but ugly mermaids are the complete opposite, ugly and kind-hearted. However, they have one thing in common, and that is that they have wonderful voices. The mermaid seduces humans into the sea and eats them, while the ugly mermaid uses their voices to warn humans that danger is coming.
In other words, where the ugly mermaid appears, there must be a disaster.
This is probably the reason why ugly mermaids are not popular, not to mention being ugly, as soon as they appear, they are disasters, and they are naturally regarded as disasters. Where can I compare to a mermaid, at least I look good.
I have to say that the supremacy of appearance is really deadly.
Gu Qiao thought that he was not a particularly face-controlling person, so he said very 'righteously': "You people, how can you judge people by their appearance like this? People are kind enough to warn us, so we have to invite people over to ask them about things, right? ”
As soon as these words came out, the mandarin kite immediately ran to the basement with Long Xi, probably to go back to sleep. And Tong Yu asked with a dark face, "Do you really want to bring her over?" ”
Nonsense!
Soon, the ugly mermaid in the ghost state was brought over by Tong Wu, and after taking the first look, Gu Qiao immediately turned around and squatted on the ground and vomited inhumanly.
Damn, ugly!