"The leader who surrounded Loulan City is the down-and-out prince who my father kindly took in. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info At this time he had become the pharaoh of Egypt and had the supremacy of Egypt. ”

"My father personally went out of the city to greet the pharaoh who had seized the royal power, but he was brutally killed by the pharaoh outside Loulan City."

"Later, Loulan became a military fortress for him, and I became his confiner."

"I've always tried to find an opportunity to kill this ungrateful scumbag, but I've failed repeatedly. After each failed assassination, I was brutally beaten or tortured. ”

"Later, he lost interest in me, so he used the evil Beast Book to seal my soul in the body of a black cat, imprisoned him in the cemetery he built, and waited for him to be by his side for eternity after his death."

I rub! Big news! It turned out that the cat turned out to be a person, and it was also an ancient princess. Wang Xiaotie seemed to be interested. The soul of gossip began to burn.

"For the past 3,000 years, you've been alone, uh~ staying here alone? So what do you eat? What to drink? Could it be that the pharaoh gave you the magical power to not eat or drink? ”

"No, at least I'll feel hungry and thirsty. But I once tried not to eat or drink for 1 month, and it didn't have much effect, but I was just hungry. ”

I'll go~ That's also amazing, okay? Wang Xiaotie thinks that this cat, uh~ this princess, is not right! It's still a cat! This black cat was definitely changed by the powerful pharaoh and became an immortal magical species, which is the immortality that people often fantasize.

"Can you tell me, then, why you cut off the head of that pharaoh? After cutting it down, will you regain your body? ”

According to the plot of the fairy tale, after killing the evil boss, all the cursed princesses and princes will return to normal and live happily ever after.

The black cat shook her head, "There's no way I'm going to be human again. When you cut off Oranis's head, I'll be free. ”

What do you mean? Wang Xiaotie didn't understand the black cat's words. What is liberation? Leaving this pyramid, or ......

"Hehe~ You're right! I just can't die if I want to. It's a terrible curse, and my body is like an undead soul, even if it is chopped up, it will slowly return to its original state on its own. ”

"Huh? So powerful? "Wang Xiaotie is really not calm this time, Nima is not only immortal, but also immortal. Isn't this the realm of those who have attained the Tao in the novels of cultivating immortals?

"Awesome? Hahahaha~ If you get a little hurt, the pain will be magnified dozens or hundreds of times in an instant, you won't think so. ”

The black cat's laughter was full of sorrow, and it seemed that she had tried that terrible taste.

Only then did Wang Xiaotie understand how vicious Pharaoh Oranis's curse was, although he could live forever, he would be imprisoned in the cemetery forever, and although he could be immortal, he would have to endure a thousand times the pain and torture.

This pharaoh is really a super pervert.

"I've decided!"

Wang Xiaotie stood up suddenly, and pointed the mountain opening knife in his hand to the location of the stone gate in the distance. In a serious tone, there was a loud announcement that included the second second:

"I want to be a prince charming with a sword and save my beautiful princess from danger!"

Black Cat ......

"If you had been here 3,000 years ago, maybe I would have considered marrying you. But now I just want to be freed as soon as possible, and I wonder if my father and queen mother still remember me. ”

Wang Xiaotie picked up the black cat that was secretly sad and put it on his shoulder.

"Don't be so pessimistic! What's so bad about being alive besides? Even if you go to the underworld now, it is estimated that your parents have already been reincarnated, it is better to live in this world well, in case you meet them one day? ”

Wang Xiaotie, who is talking nonsense in this faction, only twitches the corners of his mouth, Lao Tzu really can't comfort people, especially a woman who has become a cat.

However, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, for this Loulan princess who only wants to die, Wang Xiaotie still has to try his best to dissuade her from committing suicide.

"By the way, I don't know what your name is? After all, you used to be a human, so you should have your own name, right? ”

The first step of the pickle girl book is to find an excuse to ask each other's names, and inadvertently use affectionate names to narrow the distance between each other.

Uh~ Don't get me wrong, Wang Xiaotie doesn't plan to soak a cat, even if she used to be a beautiful princess. At least now Wang Xiaotie's sexual orientation is still very normal.

"Alice Mirage Charas, you can call me Alice!"

"Alice? Good name! It's a good name for a household name! Hello, Alice, my name is Wang Xiaotie, you can call me Wang. ”

When Wang Xiaotie heard Alice's name, he immediately thought of the Disney 3D stereoscopic movie "Alice in Wonderland". Once upon a time, this movie was popular all over the world.

"Alice, you don't know how much the earth has changed in the past 3,000 years! That's definitely not something you can imagine, and the most important thing is that there is no more chaos in the war you had back then, at least everyone is kind and friendly on the surface. ”

The second step of the pickle girl book is to find a topic that interests the girls, arouse their interest in active chatting, and eliminate the strangeness between each other.

"No, I know! I know how the earth has changed over the past few thousand years. It's just not as detailed as you see. ”

"Huh?" Wang Xiaotie was dumbfounded.

What's the situation? Didn't you say that you were stuck here and couldn't get out? How is it possible to know what's going on outside?

Alice seemed to see Wang Xiaotie's surprise, and explained: "Actually, I also heard what others said. I didn't see it with my own eyes. ”

"Anyone else has been here?" It's okay not to explain, Alice's explanation, Wang Xiaotie was even more confused, and he couldn't help being curious anymore, so he immediately asked.

"No, I only know about the changes outside through the animals."

Wang Xiaotie......

The confusion is no longer enough to describe Wang Xiaotie's state at the moment, now his brain has completely crashed, and it is estimated that the CPU is about to burn out.

"Wait~ Alice, you let me sort it out. Why do I sound so messy? Wang Xiaotie, who boasts of having an incomparably smart brain, feels that his brain capacity is seriously insufficient.

"You can't understand it now, I'll show you something later, and you'll understand."

Alice knew that Wang Xiaotie would definitely not understand what she was saying, but as long as she reached the center of the cemetery with him, he would understand her words.