Chapter 113: If Sneezing Meets Diarrhea
"Right...... Let's ...... "The two little ones landed on all fours and walked along the base ......of the wall all the way out of Naruto's house.
After going downstairs, the back one suddenly stepped on the tail of the previous one.
"Squeak?" The fat rat in front turned back.
Say it's a mouse, but it's actually ...... More like a hamster, with beige hair and a fat face.
The little eyes blink and blink, cute ......
"Squeak!" The mouse behind him gestured behind him.
Behind the two mice, a woman is pushing a small truck.
"Squeak?" The puzzled face in front.
"Squeak, squeak." The serious face behind raised his hand and gestured.
Pointing to the two of them, he pointed to the pickup truck.
The two guys' eyes lit up at the same time, and then they raised their front paws and clenched their fists, slamming them into each other.
Then the two little ones got into the pickup truck.
The pick-up truck slowly pushed through the street.
Two little ones who hitchhiked and hid in the shadows of the wall.
Then I climbed all the way up to the top of the building along the crack in the wall.
When he got to the rooftop, he went into the sewers as Naruto intended.
Slip ...... Slippery......
Arrive at the gap and jump out.
At this time, the position of the two mice is the upper level of the balcony where Jiraiya is located.
Quietly approaching.
A mouse raises its hand and stands to feel the direction of the wind.
Then signal to shift the position and occupy the tuyere.
"Squeak?"
"Squeak......
The two mice high-fived and celebrated, and the beast clone was lifted, "Bang! ”
Yellow smoke, diffuse ...... It's very light...... Drifting in the wind......
But it was enough to sprinkle on the body of that pot.
Jiraiya shrugged his nose and suddenly wanted to sneeze.
But now that Naruto was standing across from him, he had to hold back.
The two mice succeeded, and the whole process was in Naruto's eyes, and he said to the Nine-Tails in his heart: "I'm afraid my doppelganger is not really a sperm." ”
The Nine-Tails were also quite speechless.
Spiritual doppelgangers......
A ridiculous guess arose in his mind that one day Naruto's clone would evolve into a so-called tailed beast-like existence like him......
Absurd...... The more you think about it, the more ridiculous it gets...... But by all indications, it is not impossible......
Things are moving towards that convenience......
What is that mark on this boy's head......
The Nine-Tails thought of the claw that had come out of Naruto's body last time.
Ignoring the gossip seal, and devouring half of his chakra.
Thankfully, now his body has recovered, but the memory is still a little creepy.
Thinking that he would be able to recover, the Nine-Tails had some thoughts in his heart.
Maybe...... What Naruto has been devouring is not soul, but soul power? Or is it just...... Mental power? Chakra?
I didn't tell Naruto about this first, he watched it for a while.
Anyway, there is still a period of time before Naruto can truly master the Ice Escape.
Thinking of the secret techniques recorded on that high-level scroll, the Nine-Tails felt that he still had a lot of time.
"It worked! Nine lama teachers, look for the next one. ”
Far or near, a total of eight people were found, and twenty rats set off one after another.
After the mouse left, Naruto frowned and raised his hand to draw on the paper.
It's a rough map of the neighborhood, with only three or two strokes, simple and intuitive.
The positions of each of the eight people were then marked.
A group of three, Naruto speculated that it was the dark part arranged by the three generations of Hokage, after all, only the three generations of Hokage could draw out so many shadow ninjas.
One in pairs, the exact source of which is currently unknown.
Three groups of singles, one is the flower pot opposite, one is a stupid bird standing on a telephone pole for half an hour, and one is ...... A wildflower standing proudly in the wind......
There are a total of eight ninjas, and in Naruto's opinion, these people can't all be sent by the three generations of Hokage, even if he is a human pillar power, it is too extravagant.
Then with the ability of the three generations of Hokage, the most 80% of these people are the people of the three generations.
Therefore, Naruto designated the group with the largest number of people as the three generations of Hokage.
There is also a two-person ...... In addition to the three generations of Konoha who are interested in him...... Bunzo?
Naruto set the probability at 60%, after all, since the Uchiha clan was wiped out, the bright face of Danzo has been removed from the position of the dark department.
It stands to reason that you can't send someone so blatantly......
But...... For the kind of character in Tuan Zang, a verbal dismissal order from the three generations of Hokage will obviously not have much effect.
That order, at best, was only for the hearts of the other families in Azukiha.
After all, there is no impermeable force in the world, and Danzang's actions against the Uchiha clan, those big families will receive some information.
Therefore, the three generations of Hokage Ge went to the position of Danzo, just to tell those families that there would be no more Uchiha clan incidents.
There are three more people......
Where are these three......
The ninjas of the Sand Ninja Village still live in the post house of Konoha.
Even if they didn't know that Naruto was a nine-tailed pillar force in the past, they would casually inquire after coming to Konoha...... No, even if you don't ask, just listening to those women and children chewing their tongues can know some news about him.
Besides, it was impossible for the Sand Ninja Village not to know that he was the Nine-Tails Pillar Force.
Because Konoha is just for others to know......
Naruto guessed that at least one of them was from the Sand Ninja Village.
There are two more ......
Naruto looked up at the other side.
Hey? The flower pot is gone......
The flower pot was gone by the time Naruto started drawing the map.
At this time, the "flower pot" was squatting in the corner, sneezing one after another.
A flower pot is sneezing...... This picture is actually quite comic......
"Bang!" A few sneezes went down, and Jiraiya couldn't hold back anymore, and the transformation technique was sprayed off by a sneeze.
Jiraiya, who was squatting in the corner, rubbed his nose.
After a while, I finally stopped sneezing.
I started to itch all over my body, and I would get red bumps on my body.
Am I poisoned?
In the end, it is also an experienced old fritter.
There was a suspicion of poisoning at the moment, and I hurriedly went to the hospital.
Being in Konoha is still very convenient to go to the hospital.
The results of the test came out soon - pollen allergies.
So he prescribed medicine for pollen allergies, but it had little effect......
At the same time, Naruto began to ponder a second round of attacks.
With the corrupt grass in his hands, he can also make ...... that can make people diarrhea
If you sneeze and have diarrhea...... What will it be?
Naruto blinked, and a fiery light suddenly erupted in his eyes.
It's okay if you can go to the toilet in time...... If you can't go to the toilet in time...... Occasional roar! Roar! Roar!
I'm afraid I'm not sneezing and jumping in my pants pocket.
"I'm a genius!"
Naruto complimented himself heartily.
Then he poured out his jars and jars.
The Shadow Ninja out there had no idea what he was up against.
After solving or restraining the urge to sneeze with various secret medicines, he continued to stay on the front line of his post with dedication.
Jiraiya was on his way back at this time.
He wondered if he was going to keep observing...... Or take the initiative to find Naruto directly and start practicing.
And those who were spying on Naruto in the shadows, and when Jiraiya was observing Naruto, they were also observing these people.
"For the sake of them not doing anything substantive at the moment, let's not deal with them for now."
With Jiraiya's eyesight, he could naturally tell that not all of these people were sent by the three generations of Hokage.
Jiraiya opened his mouth to sneeze, and he wouldn't be forced to hold back.
A small sneeze is not enough for his great toad immortal.