Watching the swordsmanship between the two Nizi, Xiao Chen was so happy that he was frightened. Although it was very pleasant to appreciate the beauties, the various strange tricks used by the two women made Xiao Chen even more frightened. The dragon claw hand or something is exempted, and even the monkey stealing the peach has been rectified.

It's so violent!

"Hey, hey! Xiang girl, why don't you continue to attack there, you've kicked it once. Now, the hand is there, and Concubine Min is still unprepared, why don't you give her a hard time! Xiao Chen watched such a mutated version of the monkey stealing peaches, and immediately cheered.

Concubine Xiang heard Xiao Chen's words, and her brain crashed on the spot. Woo, people don't want to, don't you see that people's hands have stopped? Moreover, that kick was indeed an accident! You bad king, why do you have to say it! Shame on the dead today!

Xiangfei's little face has become redder than an apple, if there is a monkey at this time, she will fart at the monkey... Ahem, you bastard, what do you think. That's the cute face of his daughter-in-law, how can it be compared to a monkey. In the future, do you want to kiss that little face?

It is said that as long as you think of it, you will definitely not forget it immediately. Sure enough, after Xiao Chen looked at Concubine Xiang's red face, he couldn't help but have a monkey butt in his mind! On the spot, Xiao Chen slapped himself in the face,!

Suddenly, Xiao Chen instigated an ear scraper for himself, and when the two women saw it, they immediately stopped. hurriedly ran to Xiao Chen, snuggled in Xiao Chen's arms, and asked kindly: "King, what's wrong with you, is the concubine not performing well?" As he spoke, he stroked Xiao Chen's face.

Seeing the big red handprint, the two girls almost didn't cry. Xiao Chen also reacted, holding a little girl in one hand, and said affectionately: "How come, my loveliest wife is of course the best!" This king will not blame you! ”

"Thank you, King!" Concubine Xiang said.

"King, since people are acting very well, why are you inciting yourself?" Silly Concubine Min, asked stupidly.

Suddenly, Xiao Chen was stumped. Nima, you can't say that you think of a monkey's ass as soon as you see Concubine Xiang's face. In that case, there will definitely be one person between himself and Concubine Xiang who will not live to tomorrow, and the person who is most likely to die must be himself.

So for the sake of his own life, Xiao Chen was in a hurry in his mind, and quickly replied: "Well, a mosquito flew to my face just now!" ”

"Mosquitoes?" The two women said in unison.

Nima, stupid hat, how did you do it, she actually said the wrong thing!

Concubine Min asked questioningly: "King, will there be mosquitoes in the winter?" ”

"Ahem, this king is wrong, it's been dancing, yes, it's jumping!"

The two little wives were suddenly surprised.

Concubine Xiang said directly: "King, you haven't taken a bath for a few months?" It's all jumping on my body! ”

Well, the face is dark and unusual, so please refrain from approaching.

At this time, Du Dazhuang broke in directly, and when he saw that his boss was there, he quickly ran over.

Since he took charge of the Yulin Association, Du Dazhuang thinks that he has done a good job. Although he drank a lot of wine every day, and Luo Cheng had to take him to the kiln, he still inspected every place in Donglin City every day. After all, the duty of his Feather Forest Association is to defend the national capital.

But today is different, seeing that the army of 250,000 is about to go to war, how can I still stay in the capital to guard. I'm really sorry for my father and mother, and I'm sorry for the boss's cultivation. Therefore, today Du Dazhuang took out the golden little monkey that he had treasured for a long time from home, intending to come to honor the king!

The golden monkey is the first time I've seen it when I see it, so I'll collect it for myself. But for today, in order to be able to go out with the army to make contributions, I can only cut my flesh and give up my love.

This golden monkey, covered in gold, is matched with the glorious color of the emperor. The boss must like it very much, and besides, even if the boss doesn't like it, it's not bad to take it and boil the soup and drink it. Although I have never eaten monkey meat and never drunk monkey soup, I think it tastes good.

So, Du Dazhuang appeared in front of Xiao Chen with great interest, carrying a cage covered with a red cloth.

Xiao Chen looked at Du Dazhuang in front of him, and his excited expression was speechless. It's still good for Lao Du, always at the most critical time, solve problems for yourself! Do you want to give him a promotion?

Seeing Da Zhuang's arrival, Xiao Chen directly ignored what Concubine Xiang said without blushing or beating his heart. Then, he said to Da Zhuang: "Da Zhuang, you come here today, what is there to find this king!" ”

"This... This.." was present, and Du Dazhuang was a little embarrassed again. After all, bribing officials is something that everyone knows and has experienced, but the bribery king? Well, it's a little bit like that.

"Say, just say what you want, this king will satisfy you!" Xiao Chen was still very grateful for Du Dazhuang's rescue in danger, so he took a big mouth and said the big words.

"King Qiqi, Da Zhuang got a mascot today, and I came to dedicate it to the boss, just hoping that the boss can let me go to war with the army!" Du Dazhuang plucked up his courage and said.

"Oh? There are still treasures? Going out with the army, no problem at all, hurry up and get the baby! Xiao Chen happily took the thing covered with red cloth handed over by Du Dazhuang.

When Du Dazhuang heard what his boss said, he was very happy. Looking at it, the boss lifted the red cloth and immediately introduced it to the boss: "Boss, this is a rare thing of time, it is covered in gold, which represents the emperor's dragon energy!" ”

When Concubine Xiang and Concubine Min heard Du Dazhuang say this, they also squeezed up to take a look.

"Wow, it's a little golden monkey, Sister Xiang, look, it's so cute!" Concubine Min said to Concubine Xiang very happily. Even Concubine Xiang was overjoyed when she saw it.

However, the three of them didn't notice Xiao Chen's face at all. Nima's Du Dazhuang, this is still a treasure? Fuck, a golden monkey, you are all a treasure. That's it, but the monkey you sacrificed is too faceless.

Xiao Chen's face was black and dripping, why? It's not because this little monkey actually twisted his ass out directly when he saw Xiao Chen. All of a sudden, that's okay. Looking at the red ass of this dead monkey, Concubine Xiang's red face actually appeared in Xiao Chen's mind.

, is there any love in this world!

The three people next to him were all laughing happily, and suddenly, one of Xiao Chen's big feet directly kicked Du Dazhuang to the ground. I saw that Xiao Chen's face was very dark, and he didn't know what was going on, so he kicked Da Zhuang directly. The two little girls next to them screamed in fright.

"Fuck off! Du Dazhuang, you go to the toilet for me immediately. All the toilets in the palace were cleaned for me! Xiao Chen was furious and lost his temper at Da Da.

Du Dazhuang was even more speechless, what went wrong? It was fine just now, but now it's like this. It must be the dead monkey, it must be, the king doesn't like monkeys. Alas, it's a real loss now, and the horse's fart is slapped on the horse's leg. It's unlucky, I still have to clean the toilet, and I don't know if I can go out with the army again.

Du Dazhuang ran away in embarrassment, and the two concubines looked at the cute monkey who was thrown to the ground and screamed, and they didn't dare to say anything, let alone comfort the monkey. When the anger was over, my heart was naturally a lot more relaxed. However, as soon as he saw the dead monkey on the ground, he still didn't get angry.

Xiao Chen picked up the cage of the dead monkey, and then left directly, no one knew what the king was doing.

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That night, Concubine Min and Concubine Xiang, who didn't know where to go, finally rushed back before eating. The two little girls, looking at the table full of food in the room, directly ignored Xiao Chen's feelings next to them, and began to grab food with Xiao Chen's subordinates.

Looking at the oversized soup bowl over there, the soup in it had already been cleaned. Concubine Min patted the little belly on the thin willow waist comfortably, and asked Xiao Chen, "King, what kind of soup is this, why is it so delicious?" Is there anything else? ”

Looking at Concubine Min's satisfied little appearance, Xiao Chen smiled and said, "This soup is not simple, I have never drunk it before!" ”

"Wow! It's so powerful, what kind of soup is this? ”

"What soup? Monkey brain soup! Xiao Chen replied casually.

"What? Monkey brain soup? What does the monkey's brain do? Concubine Min said in surprise.

"yes, what's wrong?" Xiao Chen looked at Min Yatou's surprised expression and felt very strange. This is monkey brain soup, in the real world, how many people want to eat it but can't eat it. It is said that monkey brain has toxins or something, but labor and management have lived for so many years, and they have not eaten it once. If there is such a soup in front of him, who cares if he is harmful, put it in his stomach first.

"Uh-huh~" After getting Xiao Chen's reconfirmation, the two girls directly bent up and retched. The corners of Xiao Chen's mouth twitched, as for this!

It took a long time for the two women to return to normal. Min Yatou then asked, "King, you won't slaughter that little golden monkey, will you?" ”

"That's right, otherwise where else did the monkey brain come from!" Xiao Chen said nonchalantly.

"Woo woo ~ King, you are too cruel, you peel such a cute little monkey, remove its bones, eat its flesh, and drink its brain!"

Eh, labor and management are just monkeys, are you so evil about this king? I'm your husband, your husband!

Finally, at the end of dinner, Min Yatou and Sister Xiang asked Xiao Chen for the bones of the dead monkey. The two stupid girls actually dug a small grave for the dead monkey.

Three days later, Beichen County held a court meeting again.

At the court meeting on this day, Prime Minister Xun Yu announced the transportation of strategic materials. Among them, the Xiping Pass, which was transported to the west to expand a lot (the original westernmost small military fort, because it was necessary to store the materials of the army, was expanded more than ten times, and now it is changed to Xiping Pass, officially as a pass. At present, there are 50 million units of grain and grass, which is enough for the 150,000 army to fight for three months.

1.2 million arrow feathers have been transported to Xiping Pass first, and more than 800,000 follow-up are still on the way. Moreover, during the conquest of the army, the rain of arrows can also be transferred from Donglin City. There are 50,000 ring-headed knives, 50,000 spears, and 100,000 sets of leather armor, which are used to replace the war attrition.

It can be said that the materials hoarded in Xiping Pass now are enough for the army to fight.

After the dispatch of materials was completed, it was up to Taiwei Wu to announce the list of generals who would go on the expedition.

The 150,000 army on the West Road was personally commanded by the king. The deputy commander was General Wang Ping and his ally Lao Wolf, and the vanguard was led by the hussar general Luo Cheng with 10,000 cavalry and 20,000 infantry first.

The rest of the generals who went out with the army were: Wei General Du Dazhuang, Ningyuan General Chen Zhi, Rebellious General Zhao Long, Zhichong General Zhao Qi, and Jianzhong General Luo Cheng.

The 100,000-strong sea route army was commanded by Li Zhaoliang, the general of Li Cheng, and the deputy commander was Li Ancheng, the general of Henghai. The rest of the generals who accompanied the army were: Tiger Lie General Eugene, Broken General Lin Hu, Yide General Bruce, and two generals under Lao Wolf. The rest of the generals will all stay in the territory to prepare for unexpected events.

The generals of all walks of life are complete, and the soldiers are strong, and Xiao Chen is very happy to see it. On his side, the East Route Army has an army of 150,000, plus the 30,000 horses brought by the old wolf, which is a full army of 180,000. There are 100,000 Beichen troops and 20,000 Li Cheng troops by sea, a total of 120,000 troops, and their strength is not trivial.

Now that the army is ready to go on the expedition, everything is ready. So, under the leadership of Xiao Chen, dozens of generals went their separate ways. The generals of the Eastern Route Army went to Xiping Pass and waited for the arrival of the Allied forces. The sea route army hurried to the camp of the sailor division, and immediately boarded the ship to Licheng to join the Licheng army.

Walking on the road on a fast horse, the cold wind was still blowing, but fortunately, the sun was hanging in the sky, which at least caused some comfort to the psychology of the big guy. In addition, a group of people were wrapped like bears one by one, but they didn't feel the cold.

Xiao Chen led several generals and hundreds of guards, and it only took half a day to ride a horse to rush to the outside of Xiping Pass. At this time, Xiping Pass was completely turned into an oversized military camp. Countless flags danced in the wind, and tens of thousands of tents dyed the whole land white like the heavy snow a while ago. Dozens of camps stood outside the city, forming a line of defense.

Countless soldiers in red armor were training their combat skills one by one in the open space in the camp. At this time, the cold weather has been directly ignored by them. The excitement before the war made every soldier want to yell a few times, and the hundreds of thousands of troops made the soldiers even more excited.

Looking at the Nuoda military camp for dozens of miles, more than 100,000 troops are roaring and waiting!

Waiting! The Great War is coming!