Love Fairy ......

Hearing this disgusting name, Chen Chaonan almost didn't spit it out.

The thought of that goblin's appearance makes your stomach churn.

The "Love Fairy", or the self-proclaimed "Love Fairy", is the culprit who gives the magic power to the five protagonists of "Beautiful Boy Earth Defense Department".

Chen Chaonan remembers that in terms of setting, this "love goblin" looks like a kangaroo, it seems to be an alien, and it has the same strange ending as the signature mascots that must appear in the magical girl series, and the duty is also to encourage innocent earthlings to face those vicious enemies that should be dealt with by them.

The mascot of one of the conventions of the Magical Girl series is a sick creature that makes you want to choke them by the neck and ask them if they know what child protection laws are.

Semi-coerced and induced girls who have not yet reached adulthood and lack common sense, using their curiosity and sense of justice to fight against some evil organization or force, there is no difference between pushing them to the precipice of no return.

From a practical point of view, the practice of those so-called magical goblins is the same as the behavior of warlord leaders in war-torn areas training young soldiers, which is basically the same as sending cannon fodder.

Obviously, these goblins also have the magical power to fight against the enemy, but they chose not to transform themselves, but to give this power to the ignorant earthlings, ordinary girls who have not received proper combat training before this, if they don't have the effectiveness of the protagonist's aura, maybe the first word will be hung up.

Combat is not a matter of physical ability, reaction and equipment support, as well as logistical assistance are equally important, and on the battlefield, the first thing that needs to be faced is not an external problem, it is the psychological problem of the soldier who fights, and without any preparation in advance, the psychological collapse will only be a moment.

Even if they did force through the fight, the emergence of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder) was predictable.

So, to suddenly fight strange creatures, and then be safe and sound, in reality, only a neuropathy whose brain is short-circuited in the first place can do.

If it seems like a two-dimensional magical girl work, this may be normal, but from the perspective of adults and mature adults, those creatures should be sentenced to death immediately.

QB or something, it should be the right choice to string them together to BBQ.

"Huh? Alien goblins? ”

Chen Chaonan suddenly had some bad premonitions.

The alien invader Cthulhu and the alien love goblin, he absolutely does not believe that the two are unrelated.

Coupled with the fact that these magical boys and magical girls don't know what kind of disputes and conflicts have happened before, the level of suspicion has risen rapidly at a geometric level.

But it's okay anyway, suspicion is suspicion, if this extraterrestrial goblin can help him peel off the black mythical crystal in his hand, he won't care about the life or death of these people.

In the face of those gods and monsters, Chen Chaonan thinks that he must not adapt, although he has said before that he wants to correct this otome to the worldview, but he must also do what he can, he has always been a villain, a coincidence will innocently become the opposite of the protagonist, become the so-called villain, and it is better not to have more contact with things other than ability.

If what he was experiencing now wasn't a magical story, and he had the same level of power as he did last time, he would definitely use his father's background and power to do something, but this time he couldn't do it at all.

He doesn't have any divine stones that can use strange powers, and now he is just possessed by a stone that will turn him into a tentacle monster at any time, and he is still in the gap of some hell time, ordinary people can't enter at all, and he doesn't have a subordinate (meat shield) that can be used, and he is not completely familiar with the setting behind it, so he can't achieve the same subversive effect as last time.

Although it was very helpless, this was the reality, and Chen Chaonan had no choice but to adapt to the environment and find a safe route here.

First of all, you must not be able to make yourself a villain.,In the face of a magical girl who is in a desperate situation and can burst out of unscientific and non-magical powers.,It's impossible for the villain to win or something.。

When Chen Chaonan's heart was turning a thousand times, the five magical teenagers had already begun to lead the way.

However, they were not heading to a secret base, nor an alien flying saucer, but to an ordinary activity classroom in the school.

Chen Chaonan is not surprised at all, the original animation of the sissy in the spoof of "Beautiful Boy Earth Defense Department" was originally based on the school's extracurricular activities, and the so-called "Earth Defense Department" - also known as the "Idle Department" - was originally a school activity department established by these magical teenagers.

Because it's a spoof, it's normal to turn protecting the planet into an after-school activity at school.

Although now that it has become a reality, it makes people feel very spicy chicken.

The appearance of these magical teenagers is already spicy enough, and now these two together are simply beyond the scope of the sky.

But no matter what, Chen Chaonan finally saw the kangaroo-shaped alien goblin that seemed to be a puppet, floating in mid-air.

“…… Did such a thing happen? That's really serious. ”

After listening to the brief report of the magical boy, the kangaroo, who was definitely no more than fifty centimeters long, took the initiative to help the two magical girls solve the crisis.

What the hell is a squirrel......

After Chen Chaonan heard the goblin's completely useless words, he couldn't help but feel the urge to pour sulfuric acid into the mouth of this kangaroo, making him speechless in the future.

The appearance of the kangaroo goblin is already strange enough, it is a three-headed pink round and chubby ghost thing, and there is a conspicuous dark pink heart on its body, but in fact, this is all secondary, mainly the voice of this alien goblin, Chen Chaonan is really very difficult to accept.

Both physically and psychologically, it dealt a continuous heavy blow to him.

What the hell is this deep male voice full of magnetism?!

Dubbing is a very important part of animation, as the so-called voice can make the ear pregnant, and sometimes the voice actor of the dubbing can decide the life and death of a set of works.

These stories, which were originally two-dimensional works, after this otome turned into a three-dimensional reality to the world, the voices of the characters in it will certainly not be dubbed by the voice actors of the previous life, otherwise there are likely to be a lot of protagonists in this world with the same voice.

However, it cannot be denied that the voice of this otome is very similar to that of most of the protagonist-level handsome men and women in the world, which is probably a distorted product under the so-called aesthetic concept.

Chen Chaonan originally thought that the voice of the kangaroo goblin should be different, but he was very wrong, the special dubbing that was originally used for funny purposes has become a sonic weapon with an embarrassing aura attached to it in this unreasonable reality, and it is a terrifying sound that will make the ears misflow.

And it's a pink alien kangaroo like a ragdoll, so it becomes a multiple continuous attack.

"Before we head out to rescue the Fairy Kingdom, let's solve the problem with this teenager."

Just when Chen Chaonan was struggling to endure the uncomfortable feeling inside and out of his body, the pink kangaroo looked over.

Chen Chaonan feels that he can now understand what drug sensitivity is, and also understand the feeling of those who can't eat peanuts after accidentally swallowing peanuts.

The pink kangaroo alien goblin didn't understand Chen Chaonan at all, and it didn't seem to understand, and floated in his direction in mid-air.

"I have a way to remove the Mythical Crystal from you, I don't know if it will work, but let's try it anyway."