Chapter Seventy-Five: Grandma's Life Experience

"What stupid things are you talking about, grandma, I'm human!" The old woman said with a slight annoyance.

"Hey, isn't it a ghost...... "Keya listened to the old woman's words, and then she realized a little, although the other party was a little small and had a scar on his face, there should be no ghost wearing a quilt.

The old woman looked at Keya, "A girl with big breasts and a big ass, don't think that you can say anything when you are young and beautiful, Grandma tells you that when you reach my age, you will also become like this, even if your appearance is glamorous now, you will always have a wrinkled face in the end, and the only thing that can accompany you for a lifetime is life experience." ”

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Keya felt a trace of guilt at the other party's criticism, bowed her head, "It's really rude." ”

"Hmph, you're here to buy medicinal herbs......" The old woman wrapped in a quilt, carrying an oil lamp, walked slowly inside, "Since the white hunter came, there have been few pirates who have landed and plundered, medicines can't be sold, business is not very prosperous, the door shaft is broken, the pendulum clock stops and goes, it's not very bright, grandma I'm also old, I can't stand the cold, I'm ready to die." ”

"Why, how come, you're still young...... "Aya" Kaya said humbly, under the influence of Bucky, she had finally learned to speak differently, and the simple Kaya was no longer there.

"Hmph, what a stupid thing, I'm 120 years old this year."

Keya froze in place, "You're 120 years old?" I can't see it at all! ”

The old woman sat on the bench next to the counter and put the oil lamp on the counter, "I'm afraid to scare you little girl when I say it, grandma was a pirate when she was young, even if she was One Piece Gore D Roger, she was a little ghost in front of me, although ...... This imp has done something earth-shattering. ”

"I can't believe you've had such an experience!"

Keya's eyes widened in surprise, she didn't expect that the old woman in front of her, who couldn't even walk well, had such an unknown past, and it was really a real person who didn't show her face.

The old woman didn't reveal much, "Those cabinets are full of medicines, you can go and look through them yourself, buy as much as you want, take as much as you want, and after you settle the accounts, put the money on the table." ”

"Yes, yes." Keya nodded hurriedly, and in the light of the oil lamp, according to the note posted on the outside of the cabinet, she flipped through the medicines and medicinal herbs.

When rummaging, he chatted very politely, "I never thought that one person could live so long!" ”

"Grandma also wants to die quickly, but a bunch of uncompetitive bastards won't let me go, in fact, people live not in the length of life, but the happiness and depression, joy and sadness accumulated day by day, these will be like scattered syllables, filled with a lifetime of music composed, such a life is the most wonderful."

"It's so profound, the old woman is really a very powerful person!"

"You're talking exactly like those trouble-seeking bastards."

"Oh......"

Keya took out a pale red herb from the medicine cabinet, with grass roots in the center and small round leaves scattered on both sides.

"Old woman, this herb is ......"

The old woman lay on the bench, her closed eyes slightly revealing a slit in her eyes, and said unhurriedly, "That's Alpiro Silgora." ”

Khaya asked, "Alpiro Silgora?" I remember it seemed to be called Fever Grass. ”

"That's the abbreviation, this herb is indeed a kind of herb that brings excitement and fanaticism, grows in a warm and humid environment, can improve the strength of the human body for a short time, but it can also cause very serious consequences, it is said that there is a pill called ES on Fish-Man Island, which is doped with this medicine."

The old woman paused and said gloomily: "If you don't want to die, don't touch it, it's not a good thing." ”

"I see." Ke Ya put it back in a daze, and continued to pick out the necessary herbs and some medicines that had been mixed.

Squeak –

The not-so-very good doorway was opened, and the light shone in from the outside, and a group of mermaids entered.

In the center is a grass-green cockscomb head with a black wing-shaped half-ring tattoo on his chest, wearing a purple coat with a skull pattern on the back and plaid trousers, striding in.

It looked ill-intentioned, but in the next moment, those fierce eyes suddenly shone like a quiet rabbit.

"Grandma!!"

"Little Bartow, you're here."

The old woman lay down on the chair with a calm expression, "Quickly put mud on me, and it will take a few more treatments to remove the scars on my face, my newly rejuvenated face cannot be ruined like this." ”

"Grandma, you are only 120 years old this year, but you are the second spring of your life!"

Bartolomeo skillfully took out a pair of green clay from the cabinet and slapped it on the face of the old woman, the boss of the dark street who was in charge of the hundred and ten streets of Rogue Town, was like a well-behaved lamb at the moment, obediently listening to the old woman's orders.

"You bastard, grandma, my life has just begun!" The old woman laughed uncontrollably, not at all as decadent as she had just died.

"Hey......" Keya looked at the scene in front of her in amazement, rubbed her eyes, why did the old woman exude a circle of vigorous vitality around her, as if she had changed someone, she suddenly remembered something, and blurted out, "I know, I was borrowed to return my soul!" ”

"What nonsense is the girl!" The old woman had a black line on her face, and glared at Keya angrily, "There is still a lot of beauty in my life!" ”

Bartolomeo only found Khaya at this time, and asked the old woman, "Grandma, this is the new apprentice?" ”

"No, it's a guest." The old woman said calmly, "By the way, little Bato, I'll tell you about Roger's little ghost, at that time, I happened to be in front of the execution table, and the whole square was full of people, all looking at Roger on the execution table, and he said a word at the end, do you know what it is?" ”

Without waiting for Bartolomeo to reply, the old woman continued, "He said, 'Do you want my treasure?'" If you want it, go find it, I've put everything there', even now when I think of that sentence, I can't help but feel my blood boiling, and I have an urge to go to sea. ”

"Yes, Grandma, you've said it countless times, but I don't believe that anyone can say this sentence so calmly before the execution."

"Hard-mouthed bastard boy." The old woman took out a stick in her short hand and slapped Bartolomeo's head hard, "You don't believe in Grandma's life experience. ”

"Painful ......"

"Grandma tells you that most people are indeed self-interested, greedy, and afraid of death." The old woman's face suddenly became serious.

"But not all people are carved out of a mold, there are all kinds of human beings in this world, there are good and evil, some people kill their wives and children for gold and silver treasures, and some people will abandon their lives for their dreams, and when they are about to die, they can laugh out loud, this is the life experience that Grandma I have seen for many years, you have to keep it in mind!"

"Then, that ......" Keya asked in a low voice on the side, "I have bought the medicinal herbs here, can I pay for it?" ”

The old woman took a cursory look at the medicinal herbs and pointed to a cabinet: "There is a bag in it, put down 30,000 Bailey, and you can go." ”

Keya didn't delay any longer, put away the medicinal herbs, carefully bypassed a few burly men at the door, and walked out.

Before leaving, I could hear the green cockscomb head asking there: "Grandma, I did something stupid recently......"